I'm dying, Jeff.
Say something nice about me when I'm gone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3th
A pier loving Bender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Speaking of benders
my dad just came out to me on the phone. I think that what he meant, anyway.
I mean, what else could he mean by telling me he's started drinking cider?
He's not even drinking real cider, it's that shitty Stella Artois stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

it's nasty that stuff
barely a step above white lightning.
(berk, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

That's what I told him!
I even suggested a nice bottle of Thatchers, but he wasn't interested.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

b3th
She wasn't Naked Ape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

terrible bullying here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I know
And you weakened from lack of sleep and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

you get enough sleep when you're dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I expect to find that out soon.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

What's wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Abcess in my tooth.
There's a *slight* chance I may be overreacting, but it's bloody painful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Abcess
Makes the heart grow fonder.
/Jeff
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

LTI.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)