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I see that we have RABIES in the UK again.I was always rather a fan of rabies. Do you like rabies?
Alt: I also like uremia - that's when you sweat piss. How smart is that? What's your favourite medical condition?
Alt alt: No, sorry. Not today.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 10:56,
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It might be a mild arrhythmia though.somewhere in my heart.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:57,
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Luckily I don't know this song.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05,
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Not reallyAlt: Narcolepsy, fantastic for the lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Alt Alt: Benny.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:59,
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Alzheimer's.As it's fucked that cunt Pratchett and is probably going to get my mother in law as well.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:59,
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touettes, of coursethe tourettes karaoke guy makes me laugh. i do hope he is not a fake.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:01,
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Is he an 'internet meme'?If so, I don't like him. Soz x
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:02,
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Link please.Are we still meeting for pizza next week?
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:02,
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TuesdayTable for ten is booked.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:03,
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there are loads of them on youtube, but it's banned here, so you'll just have to searchhe does "lady in fuucccck red" and other such soppy songs sworn up to the max.
HELL YES. i am excited about pizzabash. i went to santore in exmouth market last night, which is one of the italian places where they do pizzas for the whole table by the yard, fucking awesome.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06,
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Why is banned here?(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:08,
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Ah! Of course.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:14,
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I watched that once. True story.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06,
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why don't you marrion, and making heroes out of merry men something carry on(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
She used to make the teenage sportscock twitch(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11,
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The world needs more Ebola, bleeding from every orifice and from your eyes is a great look for summer 2012altalt: did you hear that they rebuilt the school in Germany that looked like a swaticka from above? Sad times
www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=swastika+shaped+school&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=939&bih=488&tbm=isch&tbnid=cagMCflXS5POZM:&imgrefurl=http://www.gearthblog.com/blog/archives/2007/09/google_earth_reveals_nazi_swastika.html&docid=_IuBKLe0D4TEkM&imgurl=http://www.gearthblog.com/images/images907/swastika.jpg&w=646&h=458&ei=qQi-T67qGITv8QOo6NA3&zoom=1
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When my Nanna was dying she actually started to throw up shitEw!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11,
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How did she manage to vomit up Apeloverage's book?(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:12,
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So that's what killed her.I always knew he was a cunt, but a granny murdering cunt too! Excellent. More ammunition.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:15,
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No, don't. He turns really nasty if you push too far.He accused me of not being able to use italics the bastard.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:18,
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The prick got me modded for putting a picture of him sucking cock in the replies to one of his posts.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:20,
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That's compacted shit and all(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:13,
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Did she gobble it back down again?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:16,
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He didn't give her a chance.I'll bet he was on it like flies on, errr, you know.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:18,
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I know someone who eats his own shit all the time, how crazy is that !!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:19,
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This^Pare back the skin - out pops fly
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:13,
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Plus he said 'bot' which is a rude word.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:18,
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I'm down UCL later, I hope the crazy bitch don't touch me !!!Schizoaffective disorders are usually hilarious.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:12,
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Ziggy Greaves? I didn't know you went to school with Battered.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 11:19,
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I really wish I hadn't missed where this Grange Hill Battered meme comes from(
PhillieJoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:23,
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Whereas you look like a dodgy Reading-based Phones 4 U salesman with a second job in a kebab shop.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:29,
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Belt up Stavros.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:30,
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Chew on my tagnuts fuckface. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:34,
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Suck on your gran's piles. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:37,
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Suck the bits off my used toothpick.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:40,
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Disused? That explains a great deal. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:42,
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explain the great deal of your drugs provider, you zammo faced fuck(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
The only drugs I do I get on prescription.Whereas I'm pretty sure there isn't any medication available for your problems.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:46,
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JUST SAY NO, ZAMMOunless its to sex from the woman you had to marry because you knocked up, you won't get many opportunities there
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is it just me or does anyone else feel cheated that he landed on 18,000 cardboard boxes?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-18160632
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i thought he'd be able to decelerate to a level where he could land at a running pace and just toddle offotherwise he might as well have just not fucking bothered
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What a fucking pansyI'd have accepted if he landed in a childs paddling pool with 2 inches of water in it, but half a gazillion boxes is fucking cheating. Oh he wasn't the first. There are several documented cases of people surviving falling out of a plane with no parachute.
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PhillieJoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:25,
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i saw transporter 3 the other nightthat ginger russian girl was HORRID
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How many times do I have to petition for the word horrid to be banned before it happens.
It makes the user sound like a little girl
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PhillieJoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:28,
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Alt, don't know about "favourite",but a few of our clients have mild/mid level Tourettes, and I must admit it's rather entertaining.
I know a guy who had an Orchidopexy, an operation to free an undescended testicle. He didn't have it done till he was in his 20s, he claimed it hadn't been noticed before; I'd have thought it reasonably obvious. Anyway he confided in me, not to tell another soul...
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Tourettes is just fucking brilliantBISCUIT!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:32,
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That girl is just so cute.And funny. I read an interview with her in The Guardian. She's single. Not because of the tourette's per se, but as she put it 'even the most patient guy gets a bit fed up with being beaten up every night'.
Oh God, I have a crush on the girl who shouts biscuit, don't I?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:35,
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Why did she beat up her boyfriends?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:39,
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Tourettes often has a physical componentMuscular tics etc. The sweary bit's pretty uncommon. Mostly it's twitching and random noises caused by the tics.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:44,
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Perfect partner materialBest excuse at a&e eva when you've had to tell her something, but can't be bothered doing it twice
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:57,
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Definitely NSFWtinyurl.com/cgfngdn
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:33,
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Is this gruesome medical picture? I'm not arsed about the NSFW bit, but if it's gruesome medical stuff I don't want to know.(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
The bar pixie, a student nurse, brought a book into the pub many moons ago, with pictures of STD affected cocks.Thanks Louise, you made us feel a whole lot better.
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Ebola. Wouldn't want to get it myself, mind.Or Sarcoidosis which, as best I can tell, comes out of nowhere, completely fucks up your entire body and nobody even knows what causes it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:36,
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I used to pretend I had rabies when I was brushing my teeth as a child then chase my brother. Who would then kick the shit out of me.
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I am sure any siblings of yours would want to kick the shit out of you with no provocation. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:41,
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But I'm loveable and kind. The day I finally won a fight against my brother was awesome. I made say I quit and I got the remote control.
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that explains the eating disorderyou ate and ate and ate until you were big enough to take on older boys than yourself
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They had to eat quickly when Bob was around, otherwise they went hungry.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:45,
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I know you think that's the casebut you're just deluding yourself.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:56,
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:56,
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:00,
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sweat is pretty similar to piss anyway, isn't it?I'm mad for a bit of priaprism, me. Got to love it.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:00,
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You only wish you could get priapism.You're like Monty in that respect.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:01,
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well exactlythat's why I love and yearn for it. It's like a sleeping baby mole, Al. Why must life taunt me?
Oh yeah, it's because I'm a cunt. I forgot.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:07,
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Or satyriasis(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:08,
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where you roam the woods looking a bit goaty?(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:11,
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no you just walk around making political puns and quips based around popular culture(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)
oh I say.well played, Q.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:19,
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thank joe, he came up with that onewe were all pretty impressed to be fair
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I like JoeHe's the funniest one.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:21,
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Not like that cunt TrickyHe makes your skin crawl.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:28,
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he really does, he's a creepy sex pest of the worst orderto be fair joe is like an older version of him, but at least he's amusing and intelligent with it
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I'm disappointed by the lack of Alt alt here.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:21,
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I'm dissapointed by your mum.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:24,
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She just doesn't put in the same effort to please a man these days.And she's really starting to look her age too.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:25,
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