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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just been reminded
of just how much I detest those epically twee shitcunts 'Simon and Garfunkel'. 'The Boxer'? The fucking bender, more like.

What do you hate?

Alt: clap if you love Dynamo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:52, 224 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You prick.
Link to this www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18145805
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Hang about!
It seems that since me and Stunned stayed up half the night singing along to the theme tune, Supergran is now 'trending'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
#internationalsupergran

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

***************************************************************************
On behalf of Rock On Records (rockon), netsoundsmusic.com would like to thank you for the following order:

Billy Connolly Super Gran / Yootha's Song [w. Ralph McTell] 7 P/S Stiff COMEDY / NOVELTY UK 1985 M / VG+ BUY 218 at GBP 2.00 (stock item)

Order number (395290) placed on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 11:02:10.
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Is the b-side for Yootha Joyce of George and Mildred fame?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
How the fuck should I know?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
CALL RALPH MCTELL AND ASK HIM!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Because you want to be gay with Ralph McTell
through the streets of London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Worst busker song of all time.
Whenever I hear it being played I always and without exception TAKE A MASSIVE, SPLATTERY SHIT in the offending busker's guitar case.

Don't try and fucking guilt trip me you 'just left music college and live at my parents and am making £300 a day in pound coins from mug tourists' arsehole.

Not you, Stunned. I didn't mean you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Hahaha
I used to busk many, many years ago and yes, it was lucrative and yes, I did still live with my parents (sometimes borrowing their car to drive to a busking spot).
I never played Streets of London though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
But you did bum Ralphy McTell?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
He only had an eye* for Monty
*Brown
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Yeah!
I am currently singing "Tulips in Amsterdam".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
She sounds ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
She's a serious granneh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
It made me do a :D

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I really like Paul Simon,
I saw him live last summer and he was right good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
He's shit - and a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Battered looks up to him though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Graceland is one of my favourite albums.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Been there. It's shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I don't think we can be friends any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
*kills self*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I hate the sales staff in Liberty.
I need to take something back today but they will do everything in their power to make me walk out with something else instead. I really don't want to go over that way at all. I fucking hate it in there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I bet they don't do anything at all
you are simply incapable of not buying stuff to try and fill the massive void in your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Buying material goods is a sign of depression/whatever, yes.
That's quite common knowledge.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
whaaaaing about having depression is a sign of not having depressing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
In fact I'm going to buy an iPad on Regent Street this afternoon.
Take that, massive void.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
be sure to start typing a novel on it in a nearby Starbucks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
God that's what I hate as well.
Especially students doing their work in Starbucks or whatever. Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah. When I was a student I used to not do work in the pub.
Kids these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
you're thinking about touch-screen porn, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
HD touch screen porn.
The best of all the porn.

You can see the hair follicles on the bird's vajay-jay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I think we all are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I honestly can't think of one proper use I'll have for it.
I just want one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
They're shit, mate.
Get a Samsung.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
What, microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I can't help but find it a bit odd that someone called "Sam Sung" works for Apple
www.linkedin.com/in/ssung
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I don't think that'll cheer me up as much.
Although I do agree with you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
They ARE shiny, shiny.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Kajagoogoo's less well knownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Don't take your cash card then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I need to to get my refund.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Get your mum to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
she's busy today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
It's really pokey in there.
It's like being in someone's house. I don't like it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
You get no signal on your phone, either.
Quite why you'd need it for the ten minutes you're in there I don't know. But it is annoying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I hate that I finally get another missus, and she's moving back to Leeds in a few weeks
Not exactly the end of the world, and I can get there and back without too much of an issue, but it's still not ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
oh well, guess you've just got to roll with it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
You've got to take your time

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Cunt
I'll be singing that all morning now.
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Do you kiss your Mum with that mouth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
she kisses her on the cunt with it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
That's hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
My Ma might be a bit rough
but Christ, not that rough. Urgh.
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Not her, you dipshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I hate mess Monty, I'm not anal about cleanliness but I do like things to be tidy.

Alt: I LOVE FILM!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I hate being underpaid
I hate chavs and wankers in Chelsea tractors who come within approximately 3mm of laminating me to the road.
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You're not underpaid.
Just undervalued.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
It amounts to the same thing come the last week before payday...

(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
*povertylols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
You have no idea.

(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I do!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I fucking do and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I do.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I don't like all their songs, but I do like quite a few of them.
I hate it when people on my course only talk to me to see if I will help them with coursework. FFS, if they're not paying me to tutor them, why should I bother? Especially when they don't otherwise even say hello to me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Tell them to fuck off when they ask for help.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I'm not good as actually telling people to fuck off. I'll just mentally tell them to fuck off instead,
whilst politely making excuses such as "Oh I'm sorry, I'm really busy in the lead up to exams, maybe some other time."
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Just Say No!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
working on that skill.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Battered, give Stunned his login back.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
OK tell them to 'rack off' instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
ha ha ha. RACK OFF you prat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Or threaten to 'dob on them to Flathead' or something.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
who the fuck is Flathead?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Dob them to Vinegar Tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Is that Mel Gibson's latest "squeeze"?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Hahahaha!
She was the prison officer in Prisoner Cell Block H.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Do them a favour and you might have some people to drink with.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
yeah cos I want to spend my time with people who only want my company for help, and not cos my personality is so winning.
screw them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
You tell 'em, Poppet.
They're just USERS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
She should also beware of dirty old men trying to groom her on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Yeah, look what happened to me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I thought you groomed him?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
How very dare you!
What do you think I am, some kind of internet pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
yes. Exactly that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It doesn't seem to have won much so far.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Most people start talking to people because they want or need something
it doesn't mean they wont like you when they get to know you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
These are people who don't even bother to say first "Hey do you want to grab a coffee and talk about this?"
instead they go "Hi, I'm having problems with question 3B on the spectroscopy prac, whatdoIdohowdoIdoitwillyoudoitforme?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I did that all the time at uni, on both sides, that's how I made friends on my course.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I at least ask people out for a coffee first before I badger them over stuff I don't know how to do.
I don't ask for much. Even a "How are you?" would be nice, but I don't even get that. And it's the SAME people asking me this year as it was last year, they haven't paid me a bit of attention when they didn't need help, and it's giving me the shits.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Shit in their coffee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
SO, so tempting.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This may be why they don't talk to you often.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
possibly because real life isn't a life-affirming romcom film
and real people are often nervous and awkward?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
since they don't know you
the only thing they have in common with you that they are aware of is your course. So of course they'll start talking to you about work. Just go with it. If, after spending some time with them, still all they ever ask you to do is help them with work, then you can definitely agree they're shitcunts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
That must drive you round the twist.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Have you ever felt like this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
When strange things happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That was an awesome show.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I hate rather a lot right now
but I love ladies bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I hate that I have one cigarette left.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Order some from your iPad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I don't have it yet :(
I've had to get showered and dressed and now I need to go to Sainsbury's. This isn't fair.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It wouldn't be so bad if you had some cigarettes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I will have more in about twenty minutes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Please keep us updated on this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
People like Si and Garf who take themselves FAR too seriously
when they are in fact entertainers. See also: Bono, Sean Penn, Bob Dylan, etc.

Alt:
clap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
What's the difference between Bono and God?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
God likes people talking to him about Sundays?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
God doesn't swan about pretending he's Bono.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
DUDE:
www.zazzle.com/clap_if_you_love_dynamo_t_shirt-235485641667352024
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Gotta have one!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
How smart is that?

A: VERY
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
These are excellent too, and a little more subtle:
www.myiconart.com/the-running-man-ics-mens-t-shirt-28254-p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I've seen those before.
And the OCS(?) ones from RoboCop.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I've seen you before.
So fucking what yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I hate housework.
which is why my house looks like a shitheap. I've just had to clear out my office area to make way for a new desk, which should have arrived half an hour ago.

Alt: He's talented enough, I suppose. mr b3th loves him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Is this the Dynamo who's a magician?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
No, it's a quote from 'The Running Man'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Oh.
I haven't seen that movie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Well then I suggest you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Oh dear.
Have you got a public holiday this weekend?

If you have, there's your homework.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Unfortunately no.
I have intense amounts of study to do, due to my impending exams. I had my first one today. I got my warpaints out, and dressed to the nines.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
What the fuck sort of exam are you taking?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Have you really never heard a woman call her make up "warpaint"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Yep, and whorepaint. I thought it was fairly common.
I was wondering why you needed to dress up, but you've answered that below.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
whorepaint is not something I've heard it called.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
For an exam? Good work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
S'part of my plan.
Wear clothes that make me feel good, put on a bit of make up to make me see how pretty I am in the mirror - gets me into a good frame of mind and I do better on the exams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I'm like that.
I put on a nice miniskirt and some make up. I feel like a million Lire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
see, I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Totally. Serious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Talented at being a fucking twee, patronising wankstain, you mean?
EDIT you're not alking about Paul Simon are you?

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I don't have a blue fucking idea who he is
so this makes me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I got confused due to my Simon and Garfunkel rage.
Dynamo is the fat opera-singing one in 'The Running Man'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Oh, right, then I do know who he is.
also, as you were. I didn't recognise the quote as I'm not really that "into" "film"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I prefer to call it 'cinema' ACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Who loves you and who do you love?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
No one and everyone he can't have.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Kojak?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Killian, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

DAAAMOONNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
They have remade total recall with that Oirish prick from "In bruges" and "phonebooth"
I wonder if the three tit woman will be in it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I think Colin Farrel is alright,
plus it's got Kate Bekinsale in, and even though she's in a fuckton of shit films, she is very pretty.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I find his eyebrows quite annoying
He was excellent in "In Bruges" can't think of another decent movie of his though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
fuck me they've blocked IMDB at work.
Wasn't he in Minority report? I quite liked that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
can't remember tbh
how is IMDB blocked and B3ta not? Or are you on a proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Facebook and b3ta are allowed... but not imdb... stupid IT
Edit: LOVELY CLEVER IT PEOPLE
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Yes, he was in that
I quite liked him in Tigerland, and he was also good in Horrible Bosses. Also, for reasons I'm not certain of, I really liked Phone Booth.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
In Bruges is an unbelievably ace film.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
It made me not hate Colin Farrell, which is quite something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Or "Mum" as you call her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
You just hate him because he's northern.
EDIT: I was talking about Dynamo the magician.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
No such person exists or the real Dynamo would fuck his shit right up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
he does exist
he is a "red coat" taht seems to have escaped into the real world
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
What's james bulger got to do with this?
edit: this may be a new low
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Fucking funny though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I'll show you dickless.

*shows you dickless*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Sidebar:
Will I be able to get away with not eating anything at Pizza Bash this evening?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
are you watching your weight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I would imagine so.
Why not just have a bowl of salad or is this code for 'I'll be unable to eat because I'll be high'? I do hope so.

You can sit next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Cocaine does seem quite appealing actually.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It sho' nuff does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Terribly moreish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Frightfully so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Actually no that's ridiculous.
I will refrain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Chutney

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Poof.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
PIZZA BASH
Yeah, I'm not going.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
ONLY JOKING
You people will never be rid of me. NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
A motorcyclist died today, trying to prevent me getting to pizza bash.
He failed.

This is mostly a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Aren't you?
You fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I'm not going either.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
It's a bit of a trek for you though.
I'm just being a pussy, like Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
So are you coming or not?
I'm so confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I think he is trying to tell you that he is coming out.
but he's still not sure if he'll be attending pizza bash.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
he will be there
he knows i have gossip
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Gossip, or the chance to call you a nob?
Either's cool with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I'm not going
because I am in AMSTERDAM, baby. On business, hahahahahahahaha! Right-ho!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I wish my job involved visiting Amsterdam.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Good for you!
Bring me back a whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It's Tuesday morning.
Have you seen the brasses on show in Amsterdam on a weekday morning? They look like Susan Boyle if she'd been in a knife fight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
They were mostly young blonde Estonian lasses when I was there
and a couple of really rough, tough Momma types who probably provided 'special' services. I really don't know why you disliked Amsterdam so much - I thought it was brilliant.
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Et deux prozees pour Monsieur Kroney.
Voila!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
this reminds me of "the history boys"
voila! votre prostitu-ey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I love that film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
me too
i wrote part of my masters thesis on it.

AND i got a motherfucking FIRST!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Shut it, big head.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I'm not going
but only because I totally hate you all
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Yeah, fucking wankers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I thought you were lending me a tenner for tonight, you villain?

(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
STITCHED UP

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
i like simon and garfunkel but i have very bland mainstream taste in music
i hate shallowness and i hate dishonesty and i hate passive-aggression and i hate men with curly hair and i hate white suits and i hate cheapness and i hate bad manners and i hate people who chew noisily and i hate smokers and i REALLY hate people who fit into ALL OF THE ABOVE.

haters gonna hate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I'm going to chain smoke all evening, I do apologise.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
as you have apologised, it's ok
i loathe cunts who make you sit outside when it's cold because THEY want to smoke. even worse is when they insist on smoking at your house and leave their disgusting filthy cig butts all over the place. shudder.

also, if you smoke and you're proud of being a dirty smoker, that's better. people who piss and whinge about giving up, but never fucking do it, that's seriously annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I love smoking.
I don't ever want to stop. Which is just as well as I never fucking could
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Oh man, if you tried to give up smoking, you'd be TOTALLY sodomized
You big language-flid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Why curly hair?
You said you liked Simon and Garfunkel?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
it's not rational, i just violently dislike it
i think it's because i spend so much money every week on ruthlessly getting rid of my own curls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
and yet you invite Monty and Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
You know, I bet you look nice with curly hair
why don't you like it?
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)
because she's aware that it means she has some black heritage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I have curly hair
and I'm really, very sure that I am not even a little bit black.
(berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
trust me, if you have curly hair there's a good chance one of your ancestors got jiggy with an african

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I used to have really curly hair.
it's going kinda wavy now. I miss my curls. Think I'm going to curl it properly tomorrow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
your great nana liked them big, beefy and black

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
My great nanna was a massive prude.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
publicly, sure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I really don't want to think about my great nanna having sex with a big beefy black man.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
scratch that. I just don't want to think about my great nanna doing it at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
i think about your great nanna with big beefy black men all the time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Are you going to moan like this all through this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Can I just remind people not to double dip in Swipey's little pot of garlic mayonaise when you are in the restaurant tonight.
She just doesn't like it.

Thanks for your cooperation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Diamonds on the sole of her shoes is a great song. But the folky shit they did together was wank.
See also Bob Dylan for wanky folky shitty music.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

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