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I have just been reminded
of just how much I detest those epically twee shitcunts 'Simon and Garfunkel'. 'The Boxer'? The fucking bender, more like.

What do you hate?

Alt: clap if you love Dynamo
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
You prick.
Link to this www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18145805
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Hang about!
It seems that since me and Stunned stayed up half the night singing along to the theme tune, Supergran is now 'trending'.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
#internationalsupergran

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

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Billy Connolly Super Gran / Yootha's Song [w. Ralph McTell] 7 P/S Stiff COMEDY / NOVELTY UK 1985 M / VG+ BUY 218 at GBP 2.00 (stock item)

Order number (395290) placed on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 11:02:10.
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(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Is the b-side for Yootha Joyce of George and Mildred fame?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
How the fuck should I know?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
CALL RALPH MCTELL AND ASK HIM!!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Because you want to be gay with Ralph McTell
through the streets of London.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Worst busker song of all time.
Whenever I hear it being played I always and without exception TAKE A MASSIVE, SPLATTERY SHIT in the offending busker's guitar case.

Don't try and fucking guilt trip me you 'just left music college and live at my parents and am making 300 a day in pound coins from mug tourists' arsehole.

Not you, Stunned. I didn't mean you.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Hahaha
I used to busk many, many years ago and yes, it was lucrative and yes, I did still live with my parents (sometimes borrowing their car to drive to a busking spot).
I never played Streets of London though.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
But you did bum Ralphy McTell?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
He only had an eye* for Monty
*Brown
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Yeah!
I am currently singing "Tulips in Amsterdam".
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
see above

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
She sounds ace.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
She's a serious granneh.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
It made me do a :D

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I really like Paul Simon,
I saw him live last summer and he was right good.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
He's shit - and a cunt.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Battered looks up to him though.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Graceland is one of my favourite albums.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Been there. It's shit.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I don't think we can be friends any more.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
*kills self*

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I hate the sales staff in Liberty.
I need to take something back today but they will do everything in their power to make me walk out with something else instead. I really don't want to go over that way at all. I fucking hate it in there.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I bet they don't do anything at all
you are simply incapable of not buying stuff to try and fill the massive void in your soul.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Buying material goods is a sign of depression/whatever, yes.
That's quite common knowledge.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
whaaaaing about having depression is a sign of not having depressing

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
What?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
In fact I'm going to buy an iPad on Regent Street this afternoon.
Take that, massive void.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
be sure to start typing a novel on it in a nearby Starbucks.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
God that's what I hate as well.
Especially students doing their work in Starbucks or whatever. Fuck off.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah. When I was a student I used to not do work in the pub.
Kids these days.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
you're thinking about touch-screen porn, aren't you?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
HD touch screen porn.
The best of all the porn.

You can see the hair follicles on the bird's vajay-jay.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I think we all are.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I honestly can't think of one proper use I'll have for it.
I just want one.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
They're shit, mate.
Get a Samsung.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
What, microwave?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I can't help but find it a bit odd that someone called "Sam Sung" works for Apple
www.linkedin.com/in/ssung
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I don't think that'll cheer me up as much.
Although I do agree with you.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
They ARE shiny, shiny.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Kajagoogoo's less well knownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Don't take your cash card then.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I need to to get my refund.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Get your mum to do it.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
she's busy today

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
It's really pokey in there.
It's like being in someone's house. I don't like it either.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
You get no signal on your phone, either.
Quite why you'd need it for the ten minutes you're in there I don't know. But it is annoying.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I hate that I finally get another missus, and she's moving back to Leeds in a few weeks
Not exactly the end of the world, and I can get there and back without too much of an issue, but it's still not ideal.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
oh well, guess you've just got to roll with it

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
You've got to take your time

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Cunt
I'll be singing that all morning now.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Do you kiss your Mum with that mouth?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
she kisses her on the cunt with it

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
That's hot.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
My Ma might be a bit rough
but Christ, not that rough. Urgh.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Steady on.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Not her, you dipshit.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I hate mess Monty, I'm not anal about cleanliness but I do like things to be tidy.

Alt: I LOVE FILM!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I hate being underpaid
I hate chavs and wankers in Chelsea tractors who come within approximately 3mm of laminating me to the road.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You're not underpaid.
Just undervalued.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
It amounts to the same thing come the last week before payday...

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
*povertylols*

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
You have no idea.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I do!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I fucking do and all.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I do.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I don't like all their songs, but I do like quite a few of them.
I hate it when people on my course only talk to me to see if I will help them with coursework. FFS, if they're not paying me to tutor them, why should I bother? Especially when they don't otherwise even say hello to me.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Tell them to fuck off when they ask for help.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I'm not good as actually telling people to fuck off. I'll just mentally tell them to fuck off instead,
whilst politely making excuses such as "Oh I'm sorry, I'm really busy in the lead up to exams, maybe some other time."
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Just Say No!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
working on that skill.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Battered, give Stunned his login back.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
OK tell them to 'rack off' instead.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
ha ha ha. RACK OFF you prat.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Or threaten to 'dob on them to Flathead' or something.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
who the fuck is Flathead?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)


(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Dob them to Vinegar Tits.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Is that Mel Gibson's latest "squeeze"?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Hahahaha!
She was the prison officer in Prisoner Cell Block H.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Do them a favour and you might have some people to drink with.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
yeah cos I want to spend my time with people who only want my company for help, and not cos my personality is so winning.
screw them.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
You tell 'em, Poppet.
They're just USERS.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
She should also beware of dirty old men trying to groom her on the internet.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Yeah, look what happened to me.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I thought you groomed him?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
How very dare you!
What do you think I am, some kind of internet pervert?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
yes. Exactly that.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It doesn't seem to have won much so far.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Most people start talking to people because they want or need something
it doesn't mean they wont like you when they get to know you.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
These are people who don't even bother to say first "Hey do you want to grab a coffee and talk about this?"
instead they go "Hi, I'm having problems with question 3B on the spectroscopy prac, whatdoIdohowdoIdoitwillyoudoitforme?"
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I did that all the time at uni, on both sides, that's how I made friends on my course.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I at least ask people out for a coffee first before I badger them over stuff I don't know how to do.
I don't ask for much. Even a "How are you?" would be nice, but I don't even get that. And it's the SAME people asking me this year as it was last year, they haven't paid me a bit of attention when they didn't need help, and it's giving me the shits.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Shit in their coffee

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
SO, so tempting.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This may be why they don't talk to you often.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
possibly because real life isn't a life-affirming romcom film
and real people are often nervous and awkward?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
since they don't know you
the only thing they have in common with you that they are aware of is your course. So of course they'll start talking to you about work. Just go with it. If, after spending some time with them, still all they ever ask you to do is help them with work, then you can definitely agree they're shitcunts.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
That must drive you round the twist.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Have you ever felt like this?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
When strange things happen?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That was an awesome show.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I hate rather a lot right now
but I love ladies bottoms
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I hate that I have one cigarette left.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Order some from your iPad

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I don't have it yet :(
I've had to get showered and dressed and now I need to go to Sainsbury's. This isn't fair.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It wouldn't be so bad if you had some cigarettes.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I will have more in about twenty minutes.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Please keep us updated on this.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
People like Si and Garf who take themselves FAR too seriously
when they are in fact entertainers. See also: Bono, Sean Penn, Bob Dylan, etc.

Alt:
clap
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
What's the difference between Bono and God?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
God likes people talking to him about Sundays?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
God doesn't swan about pretending he's Bono.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
DUDE:
www.zazzle.com/clap_if_you_love_dynamo_t_shirt-235485641667352024
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Gotta have one!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
How smart is that?

A: VERY
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
These are excellent too, and a little more subtle:
www.myiconart.com/the-running-man-ics-mens-t-shirt-28254-p.asp
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I've seen those before.
And the OCS(?) ones from RoboCop.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I've seen you before.
So fucking what yeah?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I hate housework.
which is why my house looks like a shitheap. I've just had to clear out my office area to make way for a new desk, which should have arrived half an hour ago.

Alt: He's talented enough, I suppose. mr b3th loves him.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Is this the Dynamo who's a magician?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
No, it's a quote from 'The Running Man'

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Oh.
I haven't seen that movie.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Well then I suggest you do.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Oh dear.
Have you got a public holiday this weekend?

If you have, there's your homework.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Unfortunately no.
I have intense amounts of study to do, due to my impending exams. I had my first one today. I got my warpaints out, and dressed to the nines.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
What the fuck sort of exam are you taking?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Have you really never heard a woman call her make up "warpaint"?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Yep, and whorepaint. I thought it was fairly common.
I was wondering why you needed to dress up, but you've answered that below.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
whorepaint is not something I've heard it called.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
For an exam? Good work.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
S'part of my plan.
Wear clothes that make me feel good, put on a bit of make up to make me see how pretty I am in the mirror - gets me into a good frame of mind and I do better on the exams.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I'm like that.
I put on a nice miniskirt and some make up. I feel like a million Lire.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
see, I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Totally. Serious.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Talented at being a fucking twee, patronising wankstain, you mean?
EDIT you're not alking about Paul Simon are you?

As you were.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I don't have a blue fucking idea who he is
so this makes me feel better.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I got confused due to my Simon and Garfunkel rage.
Dynamo is the fat opera-singing one in 'The Running Man'.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Oh, right, then I do know who he is.
also, as you were. I didn't recognise the quote as I'm not really that "into" "film"
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I prefer to call it 'cinema' ACTUALLY.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Who loves you and who do you love?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
No one and everyone he can't have.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Kojak?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Killian, innit.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

DAAAMOONNNNNN
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
They have remade total recall with that Oirish prick from "In bruges" and "phonebooth"
I wonder if the three tit woman will be in it
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I think Colin Farrel is alright,
plus it's got Kate Bekinsale in, and even though she's in a fuckton of shit films, she is very pretty.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I find his eyebrows quite annoying
He was excellent in "In Bruges" can't think of another decent movie of his though
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
fuck me they've blocked IMDB at work.
Wasn't he in Minority report? I quite liked that.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
can't remember tbh
how is IMDB blocked and B3ta not? Or are you on a proxy?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Facebook and b3ta are allowed... but not imdb... stupid IT
Edit: LOVELY CLEVER IT PEOPLE
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Yes, he was in that
I quite liked him in Tigerland, and he was also good in Horrible Bosses. Also, for reasons I'm not certain of, I really liked Phone Booth.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
In Bruges is an unbelievably ace film.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
It made me not hate Colin Farrell, which is quite something.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Or "Mum" as you call her.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
You just hate him because he's northern.
EDIT: I was talking about Dynamo the magician.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
No such person exists or the real Dynamo would fuck his shit right up.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
he does exist
he is a "red coat" taht seems to have escaped into the real world
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
*sigh*

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
What's james bulger got to do with this?
edit: this may be a new low
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
indeed

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Fucking funny though.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I'll show you dickless.

*shows you dickless*
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Sidebar:
Will I be able to get away with not eating anything at Pizza Bash this evening?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
are you watching your weight?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I would imagine so.
Why not just have a bowl of salad or is this code for 'I'll be unable to eat because I'll be high'? I do hope so.

You can sit next to me.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Cocaine does seem quite appealing actually.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It sho' nuff does.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Terribly moreish.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Frightfully so.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Actually no that's ridiculous.
I will refrain.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Chutney

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Poof.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
PIZZA BASH
Yeah, I'm not going.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
ONLY JOKING
You people will never be rid of me. NEVER.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
A motorcyclist died today, trying to prevent me getting to pizza bash.
He failed.

This is mostly a true story.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Aren't you?
You fucking cunt.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I'm not going either.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
It's a bit of a trek for you though.
I'm just being a pussy, like Nakers.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
So are you coming or not?
I'm so confused.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I think he is trying to tell you that he is coming out.
but he's still not sure if he'll be attending pizza bash.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
he will be there
he knows i have gossip
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Gossip, or the chance to call you a nob?
Either's cool with me.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I'm not going
because I am in AMSTERDAM, baby. On business, hahahahahahahaha! Right-ho!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I wish my job involved visiting Amsterdam.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Good for you!
Bring me back a whore!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It's Tuesday morning.
Have you seen the brasses on show in Amsterdam on a weekday morning? They look like Susan Boyle if she'd been in a knife fight.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
They were mostly young blonde Estonian lasses when I was there
and a couple of really rough, tough Momma types who probably provided 'special' services. I really don't know why you disliked Amsterdam so much - I thought it was brilliant.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Et deux prozees pour Monsieur Kroney.
Voila!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
this reminds me of "the history boys"
voila! votre prostitu-ey
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I love that film

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
me too
i wrote part of my masters thesis on it.

AND i got a motherfucking FIRST!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Shut it, big head.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I'm not going
but only because I totally hate you all
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Yeah, fucking wankers.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I thought you were lending me a tenner for tonight, you villain?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
STITCHED UP

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
i like simon and garfunkel but i have very bland mainstream taste in music
i hate shallowness and i hate dishonesty and i hate passive-aggression and i hate men with curly hair and i hate white suits and i hate cheapness and i hate bad manners and i hate people who chew noisily and i hate smokers and i REALLY hate people who fit into ALL OF THE ABOVE.

haters gonna hate.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I'm going to chain smoke all evening, I do apologise.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
as you have apologised, it's ok
i loathe cunts who make you sit outside when it's cold because THEY want to smoke. even worse is when they insist on smoking at your house and leave their disgusting filthy cig butts all over the place. shudder.

also, if you smoke and you're proud of being a dirty smoker, that's better. people who piss and whinge about giving up, but never fucking do it, that's seriously annoying.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I love smoking.
I don't ever want to stop. Which is just as well as I never fucking could
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Oh man, if you tried to give up smoking, you'd be TOTALLY sodomized
You big language-flid.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Why curly hair?
You said you liked Simon and Garfunkel?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
it's not rational, i just violently dislike it
i think it's because i spend so much money every week on ruthlessly getting rid of my own curls
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
and yet you invite Monty and Gonz?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
You know, I bet you look nice with curly hair
why don't you like it?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)
because she's aware that it means she has some black heritage

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I have curly hair
and I'm really, very sure that I am not even a little bit black.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
trust me, if you have curly hair there's a good chance one of your ancestors got jiggy with an african

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
SCIENCE

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I used to have really curly hair.
it's going kinda wavy now. I miss my curls. Think I'm going to curl it properly tomorrow.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
your great nana liked them big, beefy and black

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
My great nanna was a massive prude.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
publicly, sure

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I really don't want to think about my great nanna having sex with a big beefy black man.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Racist.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
scratch that. I just don't want to think about my great nanna doing it at all.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
i think about your great nanna with big beefy black men all the time

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Are you going to moan like this all through this evening?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Can I just remind people not to double dip in Swipey's little pot of garlic mayonaise when you are in the restaurant tonight.
She just doesn't like it.

Thanks for your cooperation.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Diamonds on the sole of her shoes is a great song. But the folky shit they did together was wank.
See also Bob Dylan for wanky folky shitty music.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

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