I hate the sales staff in Liberty.
I need to take something back today but they will do everything in their power to make me walk out with something else instead. I really don't want to go over that way at all. I fucking hate it in there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bet they don't do anything at all
you are simply incapable of not buying stuff to try and fill the massive void in your soul.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Buying material goods is a sign of depression/whatever, yes.
That's quite common knowledge.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

whaaaaing about having depression is a sign of not having depressing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

What?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)

In fact I'm going to buy an iPad on Regent Street this afternoon.
Take that, massive void.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)

be sure to start typing a novel on it in a nearby Starbucks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)

God that's what I hate as well.
Especially students doing their work in Starbucks or whatever. Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah. When I was a student I used to not do work in the pub.
Kids these days.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

you're thinking about touch-screen porn, aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

HD touch screen porn.
The best of all the porn.

You can see the hair follicles on the bird's vajay-jay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I think we all are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I honestly can't think of one proper use I'll have for it.
I just want one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

They're shit, mate.
Get a Samsung.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

What, microwave?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I can't help but find it a bit odd that someone called "Sam Sung" works for Apple
www.linkedin.com/in/ssung
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I don't think that'll cheer me up as much.
Although I do agree with you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

They ARE shiny, shiny.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Kajagoogoo's less well knownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Don't take your cash card then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I need to to get my refund.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Get your mum to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

she's busy today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

It's really pokey in there.
It's like being in someone's house. I don't like it either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You get no signal on your phone, either.
Quite why you'd need it for the ten minutes you're in there I don't know. But it is annoying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)