i like simon and garfunkel but i have very bland mainstream taste in music
i hate shallowness and i hate dishonesty and i hate passive-aggression and i hate men with curly hair and i hate white suits and i hate cheapness and i hate bad manners and i hate people who chew noisily and i hate smokers and i REALLY hate people who fit into ALL OF THE ABOVE.

haters gonna hate.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I'm going to chain smoke all evening, I do apologise.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

as you have apologised, it's ok
i loathe cunts who make you sit outside when it's cold because THEY want to smoke. even worse is when they insist on smoking at your house and leave their disgusting filthy cig butts all over the place. shudder.

also, if you smoke and you're proud of being a dirty smoker, that's better. people who piss and whinge about giving up, but never fucking do it, that's seriously annoying.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I love smoking.
I don't ever want to stop. Which is just as well as I never fucking could
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Oh man, if you tried to give up smoking, you'd be TOTALLY sodomized
You big language-flid.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Why curly hair?
You said you liked Simon and Garfunkel?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

it's not rational, i just violently dislike it
i think it's because i spend so much money every week on ruthlessly getting rid of my own curls
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

and yet you invite Monty and Gonz?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You know, I bet you look nice with curly hair
why don't you like it?
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

because she's aware that it means she has some black heritage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I have curly hair
and I'm really, very sure that I am not even a little bit black.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

trust me, if you have curly hair there's a good chance one of your ancestors got jiggy with an african

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

SCIENCE

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I used to have really curly hair.
it's going kinda wavy now. I miss my curls. Think I'm going to curl it properly tomorrow.
(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

your great nana liked them big, beefy and black

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

My great nanna was a massive prude.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

publicly, sure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I really don't want to think about my great nanna having sex with a big beefy black man.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Racist.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

scratch that. I just don't want to think about my great nanna doing it at all.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i think about your great nanna with big beefy black men all the time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Are you going to moan like this all through this evening?

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Can I just remind people not to double dip in Swipey's little pot of garlic mayonaise when you are in the restaurant tonight.
She just doesn't like it.

Thanks for your cooperation.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)