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I watched a fish called Wanda last night.So obviously today I'm confused because I'm not sure if Jamie Lee Curtis is attractive or not. What's your take on that timeless question.
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Two words:Trading Places.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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That film makes me feel guilty for what I'd do to the daughter (later in life, obviously)(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34,
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I don't know who that is.I can't remember a great deal about the film at all actually, apart from Jamie Lee Curtis' seduction dance.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35,
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She's very pale, has a very square jaw and seems to not know how to put on lipstick.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
But I didn't "LOL"and it wasn't worth a click.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52,
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Another two: you're bent.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:46,
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She's got a cracking pair of norks (well, had anyway)Alt: Graham Chapman
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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good call(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS HAS THE MOST PERFECT BREASTS EVERShame about the face eh?
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35,
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she is/was OK, nice tits.Alt: Palin
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36,
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She's a houndI fucking hate my job sometimes. All I want to do is install a home printer on one of our work laptops and it's fighting me every fucking step of the way. I was actually going backwards at one stage. I've been on the phone for an hour and a quarter.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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It's complicated by the SSL-VPN system we use to remote accesswhich keeps booting me off every five minutes and then fucking up IE's cache so we can't log in again. It's doing my fucking swede right in.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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Hour and a half in now.Dogged determination against an apparently sentient and equally dogged laptop
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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Moonwalk lolz(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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Alt: cunt(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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She was born with a small cock and balls, 'fact' fans.She has a man's face, and the knockers of aphrodite.
Alt: reticulated lolololol
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47,
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I suspect he was acknowledging its lack of veracity with his use of quotation marks.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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Apparentlyborn with both bits of kit, and had the c'n'b removed as a baby.
I imagine this whole story is borne of the 'face of man, tits of glory' situation.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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See I don't think she's manly looking, she just has a pointy chin.I don't know any men that look like her.
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She has thin lips.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55,
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Monty's "had" kids but his tits are excellent(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52,
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The kids are adopted!THE PLOT THICKENS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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OH NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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I'm sorryI fucked my ankle up again and my foot swelled up. Crow also went a bit menkle on the beer buying so we had about 20 bottles to drag home. I am truely sorry for your lots and the fact you didn't get to see my beautiful face. Another time, eh?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:57,
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I hope you fucked your ankle up kicking Crow.Then blamed him for it.
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Maybe. Unless I'm busy or something.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:01,
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I suggest you *say* you're going to stop inand then just not do so.
You should also do that with regards to the Gonz dinner.
REVENGE
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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YESSSSSSSS*Henmans*
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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I'm busy.If anyone works for cable and wireless can they gaz me thanks.
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yeah too busy sorting out your home cinema to help me make a graph non-retarded(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
The several million pounds we pay them which they seem to get for free.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Thank you for the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyThose endless gays, those sacred gays you gave me
I'm thinking of the gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:59,
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No sign of my Supergran single yet.I suspect the shop I ordered it from of being 'a bunch of fairies'.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:00,
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I will consult the cripple re the leprechauns and advise but in principle yes.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:36,
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alt: all of themprobably Palin, but I think really it was a group thing
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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This is amazing!www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPxI_qEzsI
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:14,
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:38,
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Go to links and pour scorn on anyone who dares to post something you've seen before.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Wikipedia doesn't mention the cock thing,so it can't be true.
Alt, Terry Gilliam, his movie Brazil is a classic. And Mr Palin as a torturer is excellent casting.
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I bet if you check the edits there's 400 people saying MASSIVE COCK but they get deleted.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I think anything that's been edited out of wikipedia is actually "the truth" but people haven't "woken up" yet.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)
A shade under two hours and I've finally beaten that printer.I hate printers, I hate phone calls and most of all I hate our stupid in-house VPN.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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My boss got an email from the user saying how awesome I was.This never happens. Complaints about how rude and unprofessional I am, yes. This, not so much.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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'Pork away pal. Fuck her blue'(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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Never mind all that bollocks.I TOLD my wife I was going to Montys bash is September whether she likes it or not and though she still maintains I am not going I have not been killed in my sleep which I see as a positive sign that I will make it.
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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Why wouldn't you be allowed?Is it because you keep propositioning the "women" on here desperatly?
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I proposition the men toodon't be upset because you get left out because I don't fancy you.
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:56,
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I have a note from my mum,allowing me to go and stay up late with the big boys.
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Why don't you stay at home and mind the kids and send your wife insteadI'd probably go then
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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"No, it's Bridget, but nice to meet you anyway"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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Hi, I'm 'insert posters name'. I'm on the hunt for cunt lol(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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You're coming to the bash. It's very simple.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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I know of several people on here whose partners have told them they're 'not allowed' to come to bashesI'm sorry, fucking what? What? Are you 3 years old? What possible reason do they have to a) deny you that and b) tell you what you can and can't do? Jesus. I could understand it if they had their doubts, or thought that meeting people from the internet was weird, and wanted to have a discussion about how uncomfortable it made them, at the end of which you might agree that actually, you wouldn't attend the bash because you knew they weren't happy about it.
But not allowing you to go? Fuck off.
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*keeps schtum*(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08,
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He doesn't like me going to bashes, eitherbut it's fucking tough. I don't tell him where he can go and who he can see.
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Its mainly the being left alone to look after the kids(
PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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ATTN AAI watched that Hitler DVD when I was off 'sick' after pizzabash.
It's excellent. Want it back?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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I should have done thatI was practically unconscious for most of the day.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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I've been out most nights this week and am out again tonight.I really should have called in sick at least one of these days, I'm like the walking dead.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:06,
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I ended up going to bed around 10:30And sleeping the sleep of the dead for 9 hours. I actually initially booked the morning off but then realised I had training and was on the support rota and figured I'd be fine.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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I left relatively earlybut didn't actually get to bed until gone 1:30. Slough's a fucking shit place to live and I live at the wrong end of it, to boot.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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Facts online(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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I left semi-latebut then pissed about for an hour when I got in, as is my wont when I'm overstimulated.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24,
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I don't mind at all fella, keep it for as long as you fancyTold you it was good though, haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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If you don't mind, my brother wants to watch it.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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afternoon AllI have completed my introductory training and bore know far more about how the financial markets work than I really wanted.
Jamie Lee: probably would still, balls or no.
Alt: the other Terry.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58,
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Christian?Scott?
Towelling? etc
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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no this oneen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Jones
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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His history programmes are absolutely top drawer.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08,
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I'm getting angry in Apeloverage's QOTW post about accents.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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