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My slightyl weird building manager person is leaving today to move to New Zealand with her husband.She's invited everyone out for drink up the road after work. I feel I should go because I'm a nice person and would hate her to do this and have no-one turn up, but on the other hand, I don't really know her and, as I said, she's a bit weird.
Should I go, or should I claim to be really busy and working late and then leave by the back door?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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Both those colours appear to be the same?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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I think that colour there refers to the colour of the graph.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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No wonder the NHS is going down the pan and nobody can get treatment anymore.When their chef graphologist can't even make a simple pie chart.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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I never go to crap like that, I'm not a nice person though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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Well that's trueYou been bashing up pakis in cheetham hill again?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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The second option.I try not to socialise with work colleagues, I see enough of the fuckers during the day.
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Why bother going? It's not like you're going to see her again.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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He's not really being nice, it's a codeHow are you today really means, I think I'm superior to you.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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that's ok, if i was going to spend my summer watching daytime tv covered in my own dried sperm i'd feel pretty superior too (, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I think he's proving that they are two different peopleIf they were the same person then he would already know how he was.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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Nobody could possibly have a conversation with themselves.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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unless they opened two seperate browsers with private browsing turned onand used two different proxies to post from so the mods couldn't see
a lot of effort though
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You wouldn't even need the two proxies if you only wanted to fool the rest of us.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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He's not even the real me which makes it worse.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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Yes it is, are you doing anything nice over the Bank holiday weekend?
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I have a red one.So mine goes faster.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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Citroen C5. It's nice but not terribly exciting. Does just over 500 miles on a tank which is much better than my last car.
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I washed my van on tuesday because the server was off so no-one could do any work.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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you're not supposed to clean vansits the only opportunity many chavs get to practise writing
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I wouldn't goeveryone at work hates you.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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These aren't even people what work with/for methey are people that work in the same building as the one in which I rent an office. So I only know her form saying hello when I walk past her on my way in and out of the building.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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Oh that's different thenThey all really like you. You should definitely go.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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Awww, thanks. I will.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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This is sciencewww.cracked.com/article_19834_5-scientific-explanations-your-sexual-perversions.html
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i don't like cracked dot com, it's alway 'THE TEN MOST SHOCKING... THE 5 MOST DISTURBING....THE 6 MOST UNBELIEVABLE....' and then its just some shit about super mario that was never shocking anyway
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SEVEN REASONS WHY QUENTIN DOESN'T LIKE CRACKED.COM(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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I have been considering this for a while.But I just get the feeling that she's one of those ones that would contact the police.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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I'd say go along, you don't necessarily have to stayI'm off to a 'leaving' do tomorrow, as my friend is off to Ibiza for 4 months. On the upside, I'm also potentially seeing a couple of b3tans tomorrow, so that's good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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at amanda's leaving do last week i thought we were going to make a night of it but the gf wanted to leave after one drinki was gutted, i'd have loved to stay the whole night
oh and guess what it was her daughter did that upset amanda?
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Did she have sexual relations with that woman, miss lewinsky?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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Masturbated with a crucifix, screaming 'FUCK JESUS, FUCK ME!'?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:05,
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Ah, that can upset parents, certainly(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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Did you hug her with your hands in front of your chest?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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no i just squashed her right up against meshe was all puffy eyed from the crying
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Def con bongle right there.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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She's the one who has been stealing people's names on here?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:05,
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you never know, crack on to the next one you seeshe might be 5 weeks gone but you still would
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I missed the bit about her being pregnant.Shame, another vagina bites the dust.
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Don't fucking goI don't even turn up for my staff Xmas do. Eff that yo.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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I did wonder why it was being held in the Orkneys.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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I went to a staff xmas do onceit was the most depressing thing I have ever attended and I have attended my best mates funeral.
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PhillieJoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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About 15 years agoI went to one, but had some massively ill-advised lines before the meal, couldn't eat or maintain eye contact, made up a lie about DJing somewhere and chipped.
It was in a jolly nice restaurant in Fulham as well, the next day I was v gutted. And hungry.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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They ruined my appetite one evening.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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His drenis is almost completely druggled.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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Mine was in some posh hotelI was on a table with two governors and the Ranga who did the photocopying. The Ranga spent the whole night pretending he was a teacher and discussing how rewarding teaching was with the governors. I didn't blow his cover but I found it even more depressing when I realised that he was more passionate about teaching than any of the real teachers would ever have been and the governors probably left thinking that the schools teaching staff were excellent.
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PhillieJoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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I always go to ours, as the MD has very deep pockets on that day, and pays for everythingWon't even let you buy a pint, it's great!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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Work christmas parties are HELL.It seems I always get collared by one person who moans that you're not paying them enough and wants to know why someone else got the promotion they felt they deserved themselves.
Then there's the contrived & forced 'joviality' among a bunch of people who dislike each other for the rest of the year, those who moan they've not allowed to bring their partner (even when the company is picking up the tab) and the sight of the sad mid 50's salesman with a comb over who spends the whole evening drinking bottled ale and tries to fuck any reasonably attractive woman under 40.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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Our Christmas party is epic, free food, free booze nice peopleMaybe you should try not working with twats
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Your colleagues don't enjoy it so much.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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It's Battered's colleagues I feel sorry for.they have to watch him drinking bottled ale and trying to fuck any reasonable woman under 40.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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I only hope he doesn't get violent when they spurn his advances.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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I heard he gets quite hitty if they spurn his advances by flashing strobe lights at him.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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Such a pointless request.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I think he'd enjoy it,based roughly on the war of the roses so he might pretend it's historical.
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Google describes it as Medieval FantasyFor that reason, plus the fact that seems quite popular with the more nerdy members of this board, I'm out.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I wouldn't say all the nerds on here were tits.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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generallythe nerdier the nerd, the more of a cunt they are. i think it might have something to do with too much time spent pretending to be an invincible hero and getting all the chicks, so that they think they are capable of this in real life.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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I don't have a lot of spare time, ChompyI'll wait until someone has compiled them into a more easily digestible form on the internet and then I won't have to sit through the whole programme.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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I can't fucking stand lord of the rings, but Game Of Thrones is the best telly series I've ever seen ever.no exasoration
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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I OFFERED TO FUCK YOU AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE COMMON MANNERS TO SAY THANK YOU(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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I bet _she's_ on Al's linkedin. Bitch.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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They all think you're that prick who gets overly worked up about the car park.I'd stay well clear.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:26,
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Nah, me and Richard are on good terms now.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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I wouldn't say I love him, but he seems a nice chap(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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you should gobecause people want other people to go to their leaving drinks. you can fuck off after half a shandy.
i am trying to find somewhere nice to go on sunday that isn't pissing it down. everywhere in the uk is therefore out. so i think, maybe we try europe. paris? raining. prague? raining. amsterdam? raining. madrid? hot but fucking raining. what is it about sunday? why is the whole of fucking europe RAINING?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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stupid europewhen i can control the weather, it will all be different.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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