Friday night
Is there anyone there?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

*knocks once for yes*
Fit's gawn on, neebs?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I'm a little bit here and a little bit there.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I've heard that.
So, how are you tonight, lovely?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

My legs are aching.
I hope I'm not getting another growth spurt.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

oooh.
You could be a basketball player.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

My experience of school netball tells me otherwise.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

haha
Been there, seen it, done it. I always played GS, because it didn't involve any running.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Goal defence : (

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

My nemesisisisisis

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Hardly!
They should have known that inside this body of a Russian bodybuilder on steroids beat the heart of a poet and artist.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

You're a lover, not a goal defender

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Innit!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

IT'S BLOUSIE!!!

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Under a different account, no less.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Or is it.......
dun dun dun!
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Yes,
Yes it is.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

See, I recognise the profile page
but can't think of the previous name.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)

She who must be obeyed.
It was ironic.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

So what happened to Closed due to lack of interest?
As I recall, there was quite a lot of interest.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Eh?
That's my main account. I haven't been bothered to switch back yet.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I noticed you'd changed the name
I actually assumed you were back on that account. I didn't realise you had more.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It's just a spare to park my name when I need to.
Some bastards steal them you know.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Surely not!
What fresh criminal mastermindery is this?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

It reeks of the cosa nostra.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Ah.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Whigfield's less successful prequel (etc.)

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Nope
Going to the pub.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Been to the pub
now I'm back. The smell of rancid chicken that greeted me as I came in made me want to go back out again though.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Come on! Tourette's farts aren't that bad.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

That's not what I've heard.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

You heard right.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

You want to be round here some evenings.
Between the two of us and teh dog, we can strip paint.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

It really is rancid chicken.
An open pack of chicken wings for the dog that was forgotten about at the back of the fridge. It's minging.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I'm trying to get drunk and failing miserably.
I'm on my sixth bottle of Amigos and I'm not even squiffy.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Move on to tramp juice.
I'm quite tempted to get hammered myself. My endo is really kicking in today, and I'm in fucking agony. Probably wouldn't mix that well with codeine and nausea though.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I can't get too shitfaced as I have to walk the dogs tomorrow morning.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Brace yourself, I'm going to hand over to the missus...

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

*girds loins*

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

rubs, more like.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Are we there yet?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I know I am.
*lights up*
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

WOOHOO \o/
Three of my favourite peoples in one thread \o/
*shirt over the head with no bra on*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

*waves*
I haz Amigos.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I haz Retsina \o/
*chest bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I has chest bumps

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I must seek some out locally.
My Morrisons doesn't stock it.

I'm trying to decide what alcomohol to take to Download. It's doing my head in.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

turps.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

*ponders*
Maybe thirty years ago but not now.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

You need the biggest size milk carton thingy...
is 4 pints the max?
1. Rinse it out thoroughly
2. Fill one third with Death Cider
3. Add the same volume of Carlsberg Special Brew
4. Splish in a generous amount of vodka
5. Top up with orange cordial
6. Attach to belt or jeans loop with carabina
7. Pour into plastic beaker as required
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

sounds sensible

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Speaking of which...
I'm TOTALLY going to knock up a roly, as they are not only low fat; they count towards one's 5-a-day :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

WINNA!!!!!!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

*licks b3th's face*
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Careful
My tetanus isn't up to date.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Nor is my botulism
but I trust you
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Thousands wouldn't.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Hellooooo????????
Don't leave me hanging here. Where's evryone gone?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Sorry
I started the thread then had to go to insult someone on another site. I'm only just back. Very rude, I know.

Did I miss Blousie?

Bugger.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I have been to the gym
I am knackered but am now eating ice cream to undo it all...
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

After
You've undone it all, post the pics.

Them's the rules.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Good girl.
I've had two mini magnums instead of dinner.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Minis?
Poofhouse
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I've been in the bike shed
I've just about quaffed enough Retsina to cut DG's hair \:D/
I normally do it when I'm riding the cotton pony, as I have an obsessive compulsion to cut things when I'm bleeding... My cramps were too bad last time, so poor DG missed his slot and is now resembling a hippy ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

In
the bike shed with retsina, you say?

I got expelled for that.

Also puzzled about cotton bikes. That can't be safe.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*riding the cotton pony*
is a euphemism, courtesy of Gene Hunt ;o)
How come you got expelled... were you snorting the Retsina? :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Pffft.
*missed my slot*
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

That's
What Tourettes said, you dirty boy.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I like cutting things.
Cutting things is fun.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

See
Women?

They bleed so think everyone else should as well.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Back from the pub now
What did I miss?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Revolution
Tangles, phuckin' revolution.

Cavy must be out.

Of the house.

On a Friday.

Prepare for the BBC to report anarchic larping.

Country's going to the dogs, donchaknow?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

It's her birthday.
She's probably out doing fun birthday type stuff.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Is it?
Shit, I'm sorry, captain.

Hope you are legs akimbo beneath/above/ontopof the biggest stud in Wales.

Unfortunately, that's probably on the sole of a rugby boot.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

eastenders?

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Not much then?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Dot
Cotton's fanny is the subject of huge academic interest. There is huge interest about how something that old manages to avoid insect infestation.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Agent Orange.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Tits

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Where?
I always miss the good bits.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

OMG my monkey loves bewbiez \o/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

You called?

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Burt sends you his boob-squishing love x

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

woo hoo!

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Hiya b3th, how are your gelatinous globes this evening?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

since you ask,
they're fine, thank you.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

And how are you?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)

in pain : (
but that's fine. I have codeine.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

loverly codeine.
I have some spare industrial strength stuff from my shoulder, you want it? Also Tramadol, but that shit is nasty.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

tramadol makes me throw up.
I have some temazepam too, and the codeine and ibuprofen is prescription strength.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Drugs help everything

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Evenin' all.
how are we?

I'm listening to Dylan, drinking tea and reading up on CBT, since you ask, and you?
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Evening you.
All good?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

No, but generally on an upward trend.
I've found a head shrinker to my ntastes, so let's hope for positive results.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

If its bob Dylan, what a load of wank.
( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Fuck of Quint, there's a good lad.
it's Johnny Cash now anyway and if you dis him I shall put you one ignore.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Johnny Cash was ace.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I know this, you know this, but does bobby?
in fairness to him when I was younger I couldn't stand Dylan, it can be an acquired taste
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

He's a child.
What do they know?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Indeed.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I like cash

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Good boy
there's hope for you yet.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

I like cash too.
But sometimes credit cards are a good alternative.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Do you take visa?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Only if you give me your pin too.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Don't talk about my winkie like that!

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Hmm
You mean Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?

Works for some but anybody who needs it and has a basic understanding of psychology will probably sigh and say, Yeah? I know that. What now?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

That's bollocks!
But then as a self aware person I knew I'd say that.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)

*high fives*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Jesus
that's an awful post from me.

Apologies. I'm just a cynical bastard for whom it did no good, having worked in psychiatry for many, many years.

For many, it's the dog's danglies.

I wish you all the best, with particular reference to daschund's testicles. (Don't tell Jefff.)
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

And
I even managed to reply to myself. All insults accepted.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)

it seems to fit my current issues
and if it's no good it'll be clear pretty quite. I mostly need to sort out how I react to and think about things.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Quite or quick?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)

quick.
been quoted 4-6 sessions before I see concrete results. I'll take that gamble.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)

4 to 6. That's CBT!!

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Fair
Enuff.

Sorry, it's easy for me to mock. I really wish you all the best and I know many who have been helped by CBT. Just cos it didn't help me shouldn't lead me to generalise. I was stupid.

Honestly, all the best.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)

no worries, tried other stuff in the past, it's all about what works for you at a given point in time
not expecting any answers, just better habits of thinking.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)

You're
Absolutely right.

Christ, sense on the the internet?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Yeah, I got sent for a session once.
They told me I was remarkably self-aware and said I didn't need to go back.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)

They told you or did you tell you?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)

They told me.
After having listened to me sobbing my miserable way through my life's woes fpr an hour.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Sob for me?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:22, Reply)

visa and pin first.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Gaz me

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:26, Reply)

No, you Stunned.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Did me wonders that.
It's all common sense really, if something is wrong, change it.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:27, Reply)

Evening
I went up Brick Lane for some hot spicy meat earlier, if you know what I mean.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Hurr hurr hurr \:D/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Right, off to cut DG's hair now....
Laters dudes x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Davvers old chap
Run, ffs. Yes, now. Don't fuckin' argue, just go.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Davvers?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Don't let the monkey cut your hair.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I haz totally given DG a good haircut...
Burt is currently inspecting his scalp for nits :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Is
he still alive?

Was he shaved within a millimetre of his life?

Save DG!!!!!!
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:01, Reply)

I hope he gave you a good tip.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I'm
told the tip is very short and so unremarkable that it doesn't deserve any review.

The rest is smaller.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:06, Reply)

It's OK, I'm safe.
Just out of the shower. My locks are shorn and once again, you can barely make out the grey at the sides of me heed.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Aye
but how's yer cock?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Good. How's you,cock?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:12, Reply)

You
calling me a cock, ye pullet?

Outside, fucker. !!
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)

It hasn't got "your cock" written on it in marker pen.
Jeff could explain. If he were here.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)

where is Jeff, anyway?
He's usually here by this time.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)

I heard he was fucking dogs.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Scandalous
assertion.

But correct.

He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.

If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.

And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.

And a grateful recipient.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:35, Reply)

Is
that the big black bloke with dreadlocks?

He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Oi!

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:58, Reply)

Lighty
I jest.

It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.

And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.

Eh, probably.

Good God, it's time for bed.

Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.

COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:10, Reply)

Alright sausage sucker?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)

OMG AVENGERS IS AN AMAZING FILM.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:26, Reply)

It's not bad, is it?
I didn't cream over it like some people on here, but I could happily watch it again.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:30, Reply)

I am yet to see it.
I may bunk off work early next week to do so.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:37, Reply)

If only I had work to bunk off from.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:40, Reply)

You
do.

Does Biscuit not need walks? Those ducks won't terrorise themselves, you know.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:43, Reply)

I could do with the sort of job that pays money though.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:48, Reply)

Shows
Miniscule willy.

I'll pay you to watch it. Five pee per inch.

You owe me five pounds.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Apparently they've just started filming the third Iron Man film, and the story is how this really fucked with his head...
... how he's so much like "I'm shit without my armour" that he is going to create a bionic sutie that is built into his blood stream.

Did you stay 'till the end of the credits where they had that monster?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:46, Reply)

the one that looked like the Thing from the fantastic four?
Yeah.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Yeah', I reckongised it from the cartoon film "Hulk vs Thor", I think its one of the uber-baddies from Thor's universe.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:59, Reply)

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:02, Reply)

Surtur?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:03, Reply)

Thanks to google, it's Thanos.
I don't know what the power gorntlet is, but I've seen that mentioned a few times on verious scifi sites.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:12, Reply)

Monsters
You say?

I'm off to my bed. You really can't appreciate monsters unless in bed. My Dad was clear about that.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:49, Reply)

Right before he fucked you?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:51, Reply)

It's
not my arse that's sore.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:02, Reply)

G'nights, sleep well =)

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:59, Reply)

I also really want to see
- Lil' Manors
- That film about the olympic runners
- Snow White
- That new Cuba Gooding Jnr one
... and... can't remember any others.

I just thought up a good mobile phone app, during the trailers/adverts to a film at the pictures, you can press a button that would register interest in watching that film, which would then send you updates such as something so you can watch trailers later on, or be notifide when it's showing. Share it on social networks too. This idea would translate to home TV too. It's just a matter of getting the exact timings of when they're shown.

In order to get around pissing people off with the bright screens, it would need a dark UI. It could even remind people to switch their phones off afterwards.

Lots of revinue potential there too on many levels.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:52, Reply)

I didn't like it.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Shut up
and bite on that gag.

Fuckin' lightweight.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:54, Reply)