Evening thread to distract ourselves
from our own mortality and the futility of most of our actions
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

My actions are not futile
I intend to live forever
( PhillieJoe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)

name 3 things that make you not futile?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Yeah, what glove boy said.
and remember you can't spell glove without love.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

glove?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

I can't trust you anymore. I'm ooooot.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

oh. bugger.
*sadface*
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

wait? he's not you?
I'm confused now
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

that's bobby.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

stands to reason

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Oi! Should I be offended

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Evening
I've got some kind of cold coming on, but I have a big pizza and am opening the wine, so it's not all bad.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

i want pizza and wine!
stupid diet
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Fuck off

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

If it helps, West Midlands Police have just sent me a Final Warning
Seems they didn't get my response to the ticket they sent me from the speed camera two days before I moved down here. And in turn the final warning took ages to arrive with Royal Mail's super efficient forwarding, so I may end up with a much bigger fine than I should have.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Eh????
I didn't write that!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

yes you did

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I honestly didn't.
I'm a miserable cunt but it's insular. I don't lash out at others.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

hmm
a mod with a cuntish streak?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Or
Or a cunt with a mod-ish streak.

A Michael Gove on a scooter, perhaps.

With added parka.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Maybe my housemates went on my iPad when I were out the room.
I dunno.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Change your password and do the "log out other sessions" on your profile - but do it in that order, incase any has changed your password already.
Just as a precortion, as you said, probs mates on another computer.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

evening
I'm shattered. I shall probably crash early, but for now I'm here. For whatever it's worth.

How are you, Cavy? Done any more butchering of old lady clothes?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I want to go to bed too.
But I'm being dragged out. It's pissing down as well. I know you weren't talking to me but I'm too self involved to care.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Nobody should be made to go out when they're tired and it's raining.
Tell them you've got your period. Tehy'll probably believe you.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Baz
on the blob.

Sounds like a cbeebies prog.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

nah
today it was all about things being a bit shit
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I blame the weather.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Tomorrow
will be better, then.

"Life is a spectrum, not just shades of black."

Simplistic shit lols.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

i can't imagine how marking 35 sketchbooks
won't be a laugh a minute
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

35
sketchbooks are bound to have many shades of black.

Lightest greys get highest marks and darkest blacks get least. Which probably equals undergraduate suicides.

Or blackest blacks get highest marks and pale greys can GTF.

Great is the power in you.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Evening pal. What's been the highlight of your day?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I made a kick-ass stir fry and got Heston's home-cooking book today.
I was well excited to see he does one of his recipies exactly the same as me plus one single other ingredient... it's for sherbert.

The book is so thick with content with so many ideas, I'm quite proud of this book.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Hi pops
Out of interest how did the spaghetti cake go down?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I love jelly. My housemate owes me 65 quid and has been posting on Facebook about
How poor she is yet she is still smoking twenty a day, going out in the evenings, parcels are arriving for her etc etc. can I punch her up the cunt?
( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Twas
a quiet evening in the Shire, as we sat wanking quietly to memories of happier times and chewing over the the slightly salty but froggish remains of Gollum.

The blankets we sat on were, however clairted with hobbit spunk, a foul-smelling mixture of midget, (is that you, battered?), hairy toenail clippings and nostalgia.

A fair wench had promised to replace them but was sore-troubled by the travails of the morrow.

And so this thread dies, a shadow of what might have been.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Bagsy Ranger.
hobits are gay.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Ranger
In administration.

Fair fucked, I believe.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

OK then.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

DANCE WITH ME!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Can't
I don't have my red shoes with me.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

THAT'S ONLY IF YOU NEED TO DO THE BLUES!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

There's
a hoorowa difference between the reds and the blues.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

wut?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I
said red, you said blue.

I'm that simple.

EDIT.

And so are you.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

missingafamoussonglol

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

actually, forget it. you seem like a dull prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

You
too honey!!!
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I'd love love love to
Dance with my farther again
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Closer
my God than to thee.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

OMG have we had a Luther lyric off on here yet?
And on that bombshell goodnight
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

alright Captain Cavy
Today, after three years in this job, I have finally joined the union. Hooray!
( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Well
Fraternal greetings, brother.

I'd lead a chorus of the Internationale but there's nobody here.

Well done, though. More folk should do the same.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

For some reason I thought only shop floor staff were allowed to join, but it turns out that's not true at all.
Plus, one of the things this particular union advertises is that they help their members gain new skills at work, so if the shit hits the fan and my job gets canned there could be some further opportunities there.
( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

TITs!
I'm for bed, sleep tight all.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Anyone about?
I'm on my way home.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)

you bender.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Glad to have you back PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

what did you miss about me?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)

The lack of 'Quend' calling
And the music links.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I haven't posted any tunes in ages.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Well don't bother now.
When I get back, I'm going to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)

There's
a daschund down the corner feeling lonely.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

it is eye level with Battered.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

And
cock-level with Jeff, now he's had his femurs shortened. Cost him a leg, I believe.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Your point?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)

you fuck dogs.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)

What makes you think that?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

vicious rumours.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Tony Blair's less successful second band

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I fucking hate that lame meme.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Well, I do fucking apologise.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Any news?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Yeah, you were right.
They haven't started shortlisting yet. Should be next week. I just hope they appreciated my enthusiasm.

How about you? Anything on the horizon?
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:31, Reply)

A hangover.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Wasn't
that when Sid joined Fleetwood Mac?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Hahaha
Excellent.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)