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Robin Gibb is having "I started a joke", played at his funeral today. Good choice mate.
What do you want to be played at yours? I want something loud and offensive for my friends, and something shitty for the relatives. Soooo, Macc lads for mates, and that shitty Sarah Brightman thing for the aging relatives.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
'Voodoo Child (Slight Return)' by old Jim-bob.
'If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, and don't be late'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
'Time To Say Goodbye' for me, just because I know it would destroy people
Followed swiftly with 'Shaddap You Face', purely for the LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Yeah, that was the song I couldn't remember. Brightman thing.
I approve of Joe Dolce.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)
ROBIN GIBB IS DEAD????
AND YOU THINK THIS IS AN APPORPRIATE WAY TO BREAK IT TO ME???
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)
It's just bullying in a different form.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)
i feel like the most victimised person on this site lately

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Are you vulnerable?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
i have a weakened immune system cos of that cold i had the other week
and i have all the kinds of depression associated with success, so yes i'm extremely vulnerable
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Ah, a classic case of Sikorsky Syndrome.
Apparently there's something in helicopter fuel that can seriously fuck you up if you spend too long around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)
damn those fumes, i've probably got ME now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
'ME', the selfish disease.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)
MEMEMEMEMEMEMME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
'It's all in my head' by Kosheen.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)
'Fit' but you know it by The Streets, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I don't understand this.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
epilepsylols

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
You have epilepsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Ah yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Baby Got Back

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Only two tunes will do.
"lip up fatty" by Bad Manners, and when the conveyor starts moving, the theme from Thunderbirds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Bad Manners! One of the first bands I ever saw.
Can I suggest Special Brew? And a crate of it for the wake?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, no problems.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I'm never going to die.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)
We'll see about that...

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)
*hides behind foreskin*

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)
i think we're all grateful for that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I don't know that one. Who sung this?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Was it Whitney Houston?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)
dude she's dead, that's a bit out of order mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)
What is with all this NEGATIVITY :(((

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)
FFS you're just about the only one on here I like now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:42, Reply)
i don't like ANYONE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Oh, right, thanks 'friend'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
none of this is what you said at the LOLPIZZABASH
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Fuck yeah
although I'm busy today.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)
But who wants to live forever?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Anything by Phil Collins
because the only reason I would ever allow his 'talent' to be played is over my cold, dead body.

So, everyone's all cheery and happy today? Full of the joys of life and that, yeah? Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)
CQ ruined the internet for everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)
*sadfaces*
What can be done, Monts? What can we do to fix it again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I think we should have an intervention
where we give him a shave and a haircut. Pull the metal out of his face and give him topman vouchers.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)
CQ has posted this on FB: 'Time to give b3ta a break for a while not doing myself or anyone much good'

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
HI CQ!
I'd just like to point out that you're really not that important, b3ta doesn't give a shit about you.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
personally, i wish he was dead
the turncoat prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
So it is now, officially, a flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:10, Reply)


(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)
i thought you loved him?
some son you turned out to be

bring on the genesis
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)
he turned on me yesterday for no good reason, i hope he gets mouth cancer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)
i hope that everyone who smokes gets it
the stinking smoking cunts

apart from decent cigars. they are sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)
you're such a prick, why do you have to ruin everything?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
i went into a topman because i got vouchers for christmas
its the gayest shop, ever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Even the owner said the customers were chavs.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:11, Reply)
i remember that, was it the head of arcadia group?
he's a top man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
"staying alive" would have been a better joke by him, surely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)
you just knocked cavy off the top spot of my 'funniest b3tan' list

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)
+ looking

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
another hot contender steps into the ring!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)
zing-a-ling-a-ling

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)
One for the Shabba Ranks fans there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Give me a reason to not delete this thread.
I think bullying may have been evident. Or something.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)
could we all start a pact?
if we all delete every post on this board ever and just start again maybe we can all be friends?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Hitler and Stalin did that.
Look where it ended up.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)
we could do with losing 6 million jews and homosexuals from this board, it's true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)
*prays*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)
As a Red Sea Pedestrian shirter,
I find this offensive. And bullying.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Always with the negative, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
What do you expect from a mincing Rothschild?

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Something to make people laugh
Considering I'm thinking of being cremated, "Burning ring of fire" would be appropriate I think.

Oh, and "Highway to Hell" to offend people's religious sensibilities.

Fuck religion.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Fuck it in the arse. Which it would abhor, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Sarah Brightman is a total milf.
Plasterer's radio etc.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)
She's a bug-eyed freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
BEFILF

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
she looks alright

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)
probably this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y1oU2b1VxM
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)
are you trying to drive everyone mad?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
TRIFLE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i managed about 10 seconds of it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)
watch the whole thing, it's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
oh cavy :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:21, Reply)
i watched with the sound off
it looks AWESOME
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:21, Reply)
it's fucking well mint.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:21, Reply)
when i listen to it later i'm going to touch myself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)
I'm touching myself right now just thinking abut you touching yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Not a clue
I'd like Carry on my Wayward Son but I fully expect that my parents would reserve the right to substitute some shitty song in it's place.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
always kill off the parents first

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This should be my plan
break the curse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)
why would your parents be at your funeral?
are you ill or deeply depressed?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)
There's a weird generational thing going on
my grandparents died really young, but their parents lived for absolutely bloody ages and so on. So logically my parents will live for a superb amount of time, and I'll get hit by a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)
how dare you use the word logic in that statement.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)
when she says bus does she means she's got a very fat, violent boyfriend?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)
don't look at me like that, i won't tell you again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
hang on, amberl is a chick?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)
yeah, and she'd still kick your ass

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
we don't snuggle anymore cavy, why?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
you're just so cold these days

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
the heating broke :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)
right before my heart

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
oh god, hold me cavy!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)
*cups*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)
can we have a lunch thread
so I can tell you about my breakfast? I'm very proud of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)
+5 food

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
damn right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
+2 charisma

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)
that's my maxed out stat, too!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)
-10 interest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
man! botched roll!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
+1 lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
just like a greek savings account!
topicalolz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
oh lol
you are like that dude who does impressions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I IZ WEL LOLZ!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Was it a White Magnum?
If not I'm disappointed in you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
CQ has now deleted me on Facebook
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
probably because you're a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Yep. Me too.
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:42, Reply)
That's funny because?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I find over-reactions amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Everything is 'over' you pikachu.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)
How are your stretch marks fatso?

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Considering you've flounced spectacularly before I would think you could appreciate how CQ must feel, but you're such a wanker that you react like that. Grow up man.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Fucking hell, is it your time of the month or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
lolling at 'grow up' advice to shortarse here.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
We're you aware that men's hormonal levels experience a 33 day fluctuation?
But no, I just think you are being hypocritical as you flounced like a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
He's doing what he thinks he needs to do.
Fair play to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)
The fact you've annoyed/upset/offended someone to the point they sever all connections with you
Is nothing to be proud of in my opinion. CQ was a good poster and he's effectively been hounded out by dickheads.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)
He'd been acting like a cock to all and sundry for weeks
I trolled him so lightly that it barely even qualifies for the title and he totally over-reacted, something that he admitted himself in one of this morning's threads, so don't get all wobbly and Daily Mail over it at me, thanks.

Like I said, he's doing what he feels he needs to do, fair enough. That wasn't sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)
you're doing it again! oh man, will this trolling never end?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I just can't help being a massive cunt, mumps
I'm one of the nastiest trolls on here and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)
you're ruining it for everyone else :'(
I wish (insert b3tan here) would come back and we could all huggle.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I want the Home Sweet Home threads back
everyone had fake tea parties, it was well lol :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post504829
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
A police line-up of /OT posters, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
B69, Maladicta, spakkaman and batshit.
I'd like a gun and four bullets please.
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Fuck it I quit too...
..nah, 2tuff innit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Nothing against you at all Kroney, I just think it's a shame he feels he has to bail.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Ah, fair enough. No offence taken.
It's always a bad thing when a poster leaves, even if it's not somebody you particularly get on with.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
not always
i could think of one exit that would be fucking brilliant.

and NO. NOT my own.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Enough about your exit, thank you very much.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
He's flounced. I don't think anyone in particular has offended him. I have had beers with him on more than one occasion and offline he's a good bloke.
Online he's been a bit sensitive recently, overly so, hence why I find it amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
He's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
+ communist.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)
your a cunt lol

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
You're! Duh brain.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
TTMFJ

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Oh Boner Part, you are a bully.
And an Ewok.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)
And you are shorter than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Not when I wear my cuban heels and top hat.
BEAT THAT, WARWICK!
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
So cq has taken a timeout. Shame, I like him.
Gently by slipknot as I know my brother hates it. Serious song who wants to live forever by queen as its ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:42, Reply)
The Queen one is horrible.
I don't know the Slipknot one, I'll listen ti it now, but as the rest of their stuff is cack, I suspect this will be too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I like the intro, it's long and self indulgent which my bro hates.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Queen are ultra-bent shit for autistic quenders.
I can see why you love them so much.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)

on Jubilee day Jack.fm only played queen songs for 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)
that is well quend.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I lasted about an hour. I will be gears of warring soon, my brother borrowed it whilst I was finishing rage so I'll get it back next week
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
good stuff.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
sounds like my stereo
when I was 17
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I did mention autistic quenders. this makes total sense.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
holy shit has everyone got PMT today as well?
what kind of cake do you like best? i had one of those new galaxy cookie crumble cake bars yesterday, fucking nom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Carrot, next fucking question!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
oh god
worst of all teh cakes. surpassed in shitness only by coffee and fruit. urrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)
oh coffee cake!
I want that now. Stupid diet making me fetishise cake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
with blackcurrant jam and walnuts?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
*drools*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I don't really like sponge

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I AM NOT IRRITABLE SHUT UP SHUT UP
If you don't know what's wrong I'M not going to tell you.

YOU'D KNOW IF YOU LOVED ME
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
chocolate fudge or carrot cake
You know I didn't have any cake for my birthday except some dude have me a forkful of carrot cake when he found out it was my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Lemon drizzle.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
fuck yeah, lemon drizzle is the best

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)
i don't want a drizzle
I want a downpour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
mmm
lemon downpour cake

is that when you fuck off the cake and just eat the icing sugar straight from the bag?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
You're thinking of 'get a grip, cake is at best dull' cake, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Right now anything
which is primarily made of sugar and carbs is like some kind of dream to me. I have a sweet tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I read that as 'sugar and crabs'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I reckon I could get that easily if I tried

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
yesterday
it was pizza calling me, but I just put down that phone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I do enjoy a nice pizza, but cake does absolutely nothing for me.
I cannot recall a single incidence of me thinking 'I'd like some cake now' in my long and tortured life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
it sounds like your kind of drug, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
It's a fookin' disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Snoop Dogg's favourite cake.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)
lemon cake
or possibly coffee cake
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I hope so!
Oh, 'P'MT. Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I think I may have wack taste in chicks.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Brightman, Boyle, Lawley and Bruce.
:'(
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Boyle? SUSAN Boyle?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)
i am laughing out loud

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I don't understand why that means he has "whack" taste in "chicks"
She's a fucking honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
maybe he means he wants to off them?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Two of those are untrue and just for lols.
Do keep up, Pierre.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Katie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
God, she was hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)
All men wished they had Boyle 'in the bag'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Bruce Forsyth is not a 'chick' you sick cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
did you pick one that grew into a cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Fantasy - You're Too Late would be a laugh.
When we got in last night someone ate our housemate's freshly baked bagels. And replaced them with slices of bread with holes lazily ripped out the middle. I'm still laughing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Oh you student scamps!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)
with your crazy fresh baking bread antics

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Come on Monty it's quite clever.
I didn't do it but I think I did eat the bagels. Don't tell no one, ya hear!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
It's genuinely funny.
Far more insulting than merely pinching the grub altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Do you live with Gonz, Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Oi vey!

(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I love your term Rothschild.
To me, besides the jewish slur, it also implies a massive lack of taste, having visited one of their stately piles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I know the one to which you refer.
It's near to my brother's. What a vulgar piece of nouveaux riche shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Waddesdon Manor, that's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Crass doesn't come near, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
We go to loads of stately homes and that.
and though I usually have a grumble, my GF always says how nice etc. At Waddesdon, we both burst out laughing, and had to leave.

I particularly liked the painted map showing their two dozen houses across europe, and their pictures of themselves with royalty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Give them a challenge. ...
leave a packet of Polos out.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This reminds me of a classic 'Ethiopian' joke from the 80s.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
That's excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I have started a new thread.
No need to thank me.
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)

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