I do like a Sunday evening full of sport and hangover treats.What are you bent spastics doing tonight?
Alt: Germany are going to win the euro's right?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Your mum.
To both questions.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Want me to get her started?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Stack of fucking paperwork, lad. I'm working out how much I can procrastinate.
Some footballers will win, and some others will come second.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Admin is bent. Alt: At least pretend to give a shit TD!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Admin is necessary - if I don't keep up I get all angsty
However, Holiday In Cambodia is on the radio right now and I can't work - or sit still - while that's on.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I can't be arsed to google what that is.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Are you Bobby or is the other one Bobby or are you both Bobby?
Fuck this is confusing.

Look it up on Youtube - Dead Kennedys Holiday in Cambodia.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Both bobby, was on laptop, now on iPad.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Why don't you just be Bobby?
Everyone is going to refer to you as Bobby anyway.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:38, Reply)

I get bored easily and I know it winds some people up, plus no one can steal my identity as I change it so often.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

See!

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Nobody has ever stolen my identity
Mind you, who would want to?

Fuck the admin - I'm in hospital on Wednesday, I can do it then.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Is your aids playing up?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I'm afraid so
Ooh, I'm a martyr to me aids, me...
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

it was on earlier too
not many station would play it twice in one day
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Not many stations would play it at all, tbh.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Told you before, lad
6 is where it's at. You'd love it.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Missed it earlier
But I'm loving all this punk though.

Pere Ubu were on earlier - I've NEVER heard Pere Ubu on the radio.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:38, Reply)

and much better than Mark Ronson's nonsense

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

He confuses me because he sounds so much like Tom Ravenscroft
But with worse music.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)

DEVO now!
Hellfire! One of the best live acts I've ever seen.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

finished my marking (until tomorrow)
so I will be rocking out crocheting a shawl
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Good weekend? I'm broken.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:32, Reply)

yesterday I had to go into work
today i went shopping then did some marking. So, nothing exciting really

why are you broken?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Good shopping or sustenance shopping? My friends thirtieth last night.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:36, Reply)

shopping is never good
but I did buy a new DAB radio/alarm and continued my unbeaten run of not punching anyone in tescos.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:38, Reply)

You should visit Bedminster Asda, whole new level of freak in there.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)

it's the quantity of people
and the whole shopping experience, often puts me into sociopathic rage
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Its almost like they don't give a fuck about other people trying to shop. How dare they!

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

i shouldn't have to shop at all
I should have staff for that
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Trolley rage
The best rage ever.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I love Dead Kennedys and Black Flag.
In fact, there are pics on the internet of me DJing a set of techy breakbeat while wearing a Black Flag t shirt.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)

In fact, I much prefer hardcore to UK punk.
as with literature, so with punk.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Cheers for killing my thread you Jew bitch

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Just because he's dogmatic, self righteous, gullible and easily antagonised
Doesn't make him Jewish.

Bobby, if you're mixing up Dozer with Gonz you're wrong and it's a very nasty low blow which is not befitting of you.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Dozer is lovely, he killed my thread, and disrespected my aauthoritaaaaaaaaaaah.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)

SouthparkLolz

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Not much of anything, Bobs. Dossing about on the PC, watching telly.
It's a non-stop riot of excitement, here. Perhaps if I'm lucky a text conversation.

Alt: Oh God, I don't care.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I'm going to have some cereal Kroney. +1 excitement, restore 10hp.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Where we' gannin' now Bobby?

(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Ooooot!

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

We gannit oot?
I'm not in suitable garb, my man.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Where we're going you won't need clothes.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

will we need another cup of tea?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Black coffee thank you.
So where are we going?
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

And a magic cloak of wee

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Are we doing an assault on Anopapie?
Bags me the Sgt Brown role.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Eurgh, gay...

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Brown was paranoid
Cummings was gay.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Sorry - been reading too much Norman Mailer
Carry on.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Up the shitter

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

that red onion chutney I made from onions I grew a few month back is
the yummiest thing I've ever tasted
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Magic onions?

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

They
make your ears weep when you slice 'em.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Evening all.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Evening, Jeff
You watchin' football. In the pub or at home?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

"Large Bender" has just scored for Germany

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Guess what Jeff?
You just scored for the Germans...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Haha

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Mindpiss

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Evening Rakky, How are you?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Evening
Am good ta, you??
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Meh
Still hungover from Friday.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Ha
Beat me to it.

Bender rules, ya bass.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Fuck off you spastic cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Ooooh
Mind your handbag there, wouldn't want to spill your babysham on it.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I
Think he was replying to me an just fucked up.

He's a nice guy, usually.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

He has a point
I am an epic spaz. It took me three attempts to correctly write a coherrent response.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I hope you haven't broken your head-dobber.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

It's not a head dobber, it's a unicorn

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

We seem to be surrounded by uni-tards though this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Well, par for the course these days, holland are good...

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

No they aren't.
They are a European country. Not some make-believe religious figure.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

YOU NINJA CUNT!

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Hfbeudbifksnu
Nope, still working fine.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

hahahaha
How are you Rakky. Did you have a nice weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Not bad
Had a hangover, then later on I didn't, so I went out again.


That was a great story.

How about you?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

You should put it to music.
I'm pleased you posted it though. In case I want to read it again later.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Wait till you see the film version
.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Sorry. I was so amazed by your story, I forgot to tell you how my weekend was.
I had some pizza and some beer, which was nice. I never bought anything I didn't need either.

Oh, and I had a Nobbly Bobbly this afternoon whilst watching Pawn Stars.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I aspire to weekends like that
Pawn Stars rocks though.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Pawn Stars or Man v Food?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

A mix of both
And Biggest Loser
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

You do like your trash.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I like my TV shows like I like my men
Brainless and trashy.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Oddly, I like my TV shows to be like my ladies.
Cheap, with regular breaks and a phone vote to decide the winner.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I watched Biggest Man vs Porn Stars
That's what you're suggesting, right?
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Evening all
Just for a change I am having a beer and listening to some music.
Alt: this is a football thing, right?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Evening Tangles.
I think the alt is about the crisis in Greece.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I keep thinking that
There was some discussion about Spain and Ireland the other night that roughly coincided with talk on the news about the Spanish bailout and how it might compare with the situation in Ireland. It was only the following day I realised that people were talking about some football match.
How you doing Jeff? Did I see that you had a hot date last night?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Nah, you must be getting me mixed up with someone else.
Like I can attract 'hot' ladies.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Of
course you can attract hot ladles?

Don't take self-deprecation too far.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

You've pulled, Jeff.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I
am neither a ladies or a ladles.

One has a fanny and one serves soup.....hang on....
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

A tepid date?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Best
shag. ever.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

i learnt the other day
that some places round here refer to condoms as 'dunkers'

grim
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I thought they were made by Dairylea.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

apparently that's what makes
Dairylea Dunkers hilarious round here
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Those crazy Welsh and their mad ways.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I've been here 18 years
and they never stop being foreign
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

You do realise that once you've been there 20 years you lose any right to call yourself english?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I left for a little while in 98/99
does it reset?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'll have to check.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Even
The pontypridd front row?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

is this a rugby reference?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Yes
Max Boyce, I think.

As if I'd know. It's late.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

something which also seems foreign to me
Max Boyce. Why is he popular?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

It's Monty's half brother.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Monty
Connelly?

Far too many Irish connotations, there.

Monty's a rebel.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Start a new thread please.
I'm bored of this one.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's
far too late, Jeff.

You should have thought of this earlier. Teeth are being brushed, helmets scrubbed, fannies skooshed, powdered, plucked and prepared. All for work. For the Man, not the man.

Cry, brother, cry. We matter no more.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Fucked
if I know.

Think it's cos he's Welsh.

See also "That Cunt Connelly", the well-known Scots bastard.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Nah
dunkers are Rich Tea biscuits.

It's on the back of the packet.

"remove drawers and dunk."
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)