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Well that thead is fucking wank, Cheers Bobby you feckless blob.There seems to be a bit of hostility between some people recently, to counteract the negative feelings let's try and remember some nice things. What nice things has a b3tan done for you and vice versa?
alt: Is there such a thing as a selfless gesture?
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Nah, he'll return, what with his account still being activeit's a cry for attention, his gaz box must be overflowing with requests for diddums to come back
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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I hope he does, he is a good bloke and I found him funny*
*when not being emo
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Did it tickle your ringpeice?(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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No offence but growing a pubic hair mass on your face isn't really an achievementno matter which way you cut it.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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He's probably only ever managed a Gary Neville and now he burns with envy(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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Some scary shit right here www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18483788
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I didn't know that Yorkshire Chef Cheeky James had a serious side? James Martin Center for Nonproliferation Studies
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Better than the James Corden Center for Nonproliferation StudiesI started to type profiterole there for a moment.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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i had a dream that beej and i went to the beach That's about as nice as I get
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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Yay! Did we have a picnic?
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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no i lie It was some sort of resort, we went skiing first, then made plans to beach but I woke up
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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Brill! I've never been skiing.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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me either You were very good at it
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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I have had some lovely gifts recently off several B3tans.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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BEST DANGEROUS PRESENT EVER!!!!(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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People are nicer to you than they are anyone else.I've lost count of the amount of times people haven't called you a bent spastic.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Not true, i'm lovelywe just sometimes get confused in translation
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I think you're awesomes.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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if i come to new york in august, is that near you?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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fuck offi'm bloody lovely to you
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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last wednesday, to be precisebut i did tell you not to send me any more
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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I think next year another bash is due at my humble abode.There will be food, drink, dancing bears, flying kittens and a middle aged drunk woman making a tit out of herself.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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Will wookie be there, or will the AIDs have finished him off by then?(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Aids treatment is coming on leaps and bounds so it's possible.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Like Close Encounters Of The Bird Kind?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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Monty showed me the light of TayyabsSo me and my boss took him and Lusty there and paid for it (in more ways than one)
I sent CQ a Sex Pistols DVD
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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i got my bike stolenand someone from here i don't even know offered to loan me a bike while i got sorted out.
also several times me and philliejoe have gotten one another smashed during broke times, and/or produced epic fryups the morning after such occasions.
alt: no. it's impossible. the very notion of something being a gesture means you made a conscious decision to do so. even what seems a selfless act like say giving someone you hate a lift if you see them stranded in the rain, foe example would serve to placate your sense of right and wrong, or even to engender a feeling of superiority, reinforce your belief in yourself as a good person etc. even if that's not the overt purpose of the act, that's the outcome and therefore your motivation is called into question.
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what if you resuce and infant from in front of a moving train and are instantly killed(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I think this just happened to Nakers and the infant typed that.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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that's a consequencethe act was saving the infant, which would have yielded gratitude from the general public and made you feel like a hero. and the motivation for doing this, if not directly that, was most likely something along the lines of believing in the sanctity of human life/ the importance of children, in which case you were acting on your beliefs, which is self serving!
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not reallythe question was 'is there a selfless act'
to count as an 'act' it needs to be performed of your own volition- ie while alive. everything that occurs during, or as a result of that act is irrelevant to the question, which is one of motivation not of consequence.
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But it was relevant undertaking the act in the first place.The unintended consequence of your grizzly, yet amusing, death under a train doesn't change that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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GrislyHe's not a bear.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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A count a few people off here as proper friendsand they've been pretty supportive recently. I'm going to repay them by leaving them behind when I make it big.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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Today SloughTomorrow... Staines
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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This time next year, maybe even Streatham!!!(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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nobody here has ever done anything nice for meand all i ever do is give :(
alt no
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that's why i'm surprised you are down as a givernot a w i d e receiver.
ambiguously worded, i'll admit.
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i bet you havei bet you've been called some TERRIBLE things
while wearing a ball gag, and being used as a human coffee table/ashtray by a matronly middle-aged dinner lady from norwich named mistress sue..
and i bet you RUDDY loved it.
you filthy slaaaag.
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I gave Kaol a Warren Zevon CD,I don't think he liked it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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i gave a b3tan £240 of premium club wembley tickets and i certainly got zero benefit out of itso i think that counts as a nice gesture AND a selfless one on my part.
i've had a few b3tans to stay and given a lot of legal tips.
in return i've had some nice DVDs and some nice chocolate.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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your slightly bitter tone when recounting said lack of benefitsays otherwise.
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well, i did think that a "thank you" might have been niceit's not like i asked for the money or anything. cunt!
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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which is PERFECTLY reasonable, as is use of the term 'cunt'but does shit on your selfless act spiel
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saying thanks for £250 worth of tickets is pretty much expected if you aint been brought up in a brothel(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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i blame the parents myself(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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who did you give the tickets too?cos i reckon primate here is their puppet
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a cuntwith rude parents
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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Someone just told me it was sexface D:(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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she was lucky he let her give him the ticketsi wouldn't take anything she'd touched with her pooey fingers
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you have a certain childlike approach to insults and life(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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was he that fat-faced thing that may or may not have killed a baby?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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It was you, wasn't it.You ungrateful prick.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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I think half the board does(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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Yeah I'm still waiting on that gaz of gossip(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:13,
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hahabut that presupposes there only being one cunt on here.
unlikely, wouldn't you say?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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it was psychochomp just before he dumped you/al behind his wife's back/ monty who sold them for tabs and cider?(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
none of the above statements are correctbut i can definitely say that monty knows how to say thank you
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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Thanks for the tickets by the way.Though you could have got me some better seats.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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Spikeypickle has got me drunk on numerous occasionsBGB has put me up the night, as have T0ria and POA. BGB also hosted the best bash I've ever been to, which allowed me to meet lovely people, and make a twat out of myself. Swipe helped me out with my twat of a landlord, sadly her advice wasn't able to be followed through, as he phoned me with a rather threatening tone, and I folded like a house of cards.
Alt: No act can be truly altruistic, no.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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Next year AA.I may even wear a dress.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Don't get too premature. If I've got a new carpet in the living room or I'm dead then it's off.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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You'll get your dress off for a new living room carpet?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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This is also how I'm choosing to read it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I read it as in those cases she'll be nakedbut that may just be wishful thinking.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Or maybe she's currently got a highly polished floor, so we'd be able to see up it, and she'd be really disappointed if this didn't happen?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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FUCK YOU, WHERE WAS MY "THIS THREAD IS OVER" WARNING?You, my friend, have just made an enemy, for life.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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Your mum is for benders, 'cus she has a cock.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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poor gonz, were you talking to yourself again?what's happening with l'oiseau??
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Looks like it.I donno what that means, soz.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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I imagine her pronouncing it in her dulcet tones when she does that."Ey oop, Genzerrr, what's oop wit' l'wasserrrr"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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a wazzer would be a toiletyou moronic southerner
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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How on Earth would I know?I speak properly.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:27,
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Oh, yeah', its going alirght, donno if anything is there but I think there might be =)(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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