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Some bird with half an arm is presenting children's bbc, it's creepyBest kiddies tv program?
Alt: favourite euphamism
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Maid Marian and her Merry Men.Alt- Hitchhiker on the Marmite Motorway.
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Perhaps it wasn't aimed at your age group.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:40,
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Blue Peter, with the golden trio of Purves, Noakes and Judd.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:42,
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Not yet, but I won't forget.I normally start drinking scotch in the autumn, at the moment I have the odd Arthur Daley.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:55,
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Haha, just read the reviewwww.thewhiskywire.com/2011/06/naked-grouse-great-gaggle-of-dram.html
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:11,
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For fuck's sake what dreadful English.'Bi and Large'?
Sounds like our Bobby.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:27,
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Hey Nakey-noo, turn that frown upside down!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:29,
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I have a DVD of all the Mr Ben episodes, sent to me a friend.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:00,
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Len has that, what a great show.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:28,
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Morning allThe Flumps, purely for the theme tune!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:18,
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My daughter is a massive Flumps fan.For her birthday she's also getting the Clangers, Moomins, Capt Pugwash and one or two more. She loves Bagpuss and Paddington etc; I am DETERMINED to give her at least a fighting chance to not be a pikey.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:26,
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Bagpuss used to scare me for some reasonDogtanian!!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:33,
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Dogtanian was fucking dreadful.The theme tune alone rendered it unwatchable. Didn't the same bunch of cunts make a dismal cartoon about Around the World in 80 CQs?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:36,
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'Monkey!', of course*.Alt: currently 'chutney ferret'
*Noggin the Nog was fucking excellent too, as was Ulysses, Battle of the Planets, The Box of Delights....aww man children's television used to be superb.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:23,
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I recently went on a youtube hunt for a show I watched as a kid but couldn't remember the nameStar Fleet. Looks like the Beastie Boys - Intergalactic video. Proper weird
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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I have no memory of that one at all.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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I think it was on ITV on a Saturday morning(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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There is one episode of Terrahawks in which Zelda starts MCing.It's really fucking odd.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:39,
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Yeah, but with more mental Japanese robotsWasn't Windsor Davies a voice in Terrahawks too?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:39,
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Was Star Fleet the one with the weird spherical robots?Or was that Terrahawks?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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I think you're right, as a kind of military robot.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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Loved Power Rangers when I was younger, the casual racism amuses me stillDangermouse was another excellent show.
Alt: 'Approaching the billy mill roundabout' amuses me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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I've just advised one of the lads in work on where to look for a house near meI've told him that every night he could ring his wife and announce
"I'm just approaching the Billy Mill roundabout"
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:34,
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There were complaints from parents when Ms Bandit first started presenting children's programmes.People reckoned that their kids were frghtened.
I reckon that people are fucking idiots.
Alt: Don't be such a Naked Ape.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:33,
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Arm nipples are so the way forward(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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To be fair, when I'm around, their kids *should* be frightened.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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It's not your stumpy arm they need to watch out for though.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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In some lights it could be mistaken for one.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:42,
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:34,
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Wot? No Thundercats? I'd totally smurf Cheetarah.
Alt: "It was like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons". Used to describe the sound of having a wet crap.
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Alt: my life* has been immeasurably enriched by the addition of this phrase * and that of my brother and dad
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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My Dad's phrase. He would have described your hair cut as that of a "Congolese border guard".
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has Monty got dreads?I like to think of Monts as the Al Jourgenson of off topic.
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No.My brother used to have big fat locks that he could tuck into the back of his jeans, the dirty cunt.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:53,
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I know a guy with massively long locksTurns out that when his ex cut hers off he glued them to his own.
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PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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I likeIt came away like a fall of soot.
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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The Great CuratorOf childrens TV was Glen Michael and his Cavalcade. Every Sunday I would dilligently give praise at the altar of poorly animated manna. Atom Ant, The Fantastic Four, Spider Man and Speedy Gonzales to name but a few.
He was a weird old fruit and would regularly frighten small children with his inane jibberings and the inanimate objects he would converse with.
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Like John Craven, according to my mate's dad, as you know.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:51,
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He bought me a pint of Guinness in Banbury once, fact fansHe is MASSIVE
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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You couldn't sit down for a week afterwards, right?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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I used to enjoy Jackanory up into my late teens.I can't stand all that Japanese cartoon crap they show nowadays. My nephew loves it for some reason.
Alt: getting jiggy with it. Is that a euphemism?
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:45,
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What's that a euphemism for?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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It certainly had a homoerotic flavour to it. As evidenced by the topless male characters in it. A la He-Man.
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Nowt queer about 'Ee-man, son.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:56,
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Space Bentinels, more like!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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I've never seen that one before(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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You played the main character and that was your catchphrase.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:03,
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Nary a mention of Hair Bear Bunch? Or Arabian Nights? The troubled city of Baghdad looks very different now to how it did in that cartoon.
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Two monkeys in a hot bath...(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Does Ulysses 31 count as a kids program because I still watch it.Currently I like - Rocket Scientologist.
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PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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I've just been on Wikipedia about that!(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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Great French prog rock soundtrack to Ulysses.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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U le sea eee eee eee eeessssNo-one else can do the things you doo ooooo
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PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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I'm trying to force little Sarlacc to watch it but its not got enough princesses.(
PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Luckily for memine cares little for princesses. (s)He asked me recently if we could play 'knights and kills'.
Attagirl.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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I kind of get bothSome princess stuff then it is playing with trains and cars and swords
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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And what are your kids into?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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be dap o daaa daaaa daaaaa dobedobedoooo(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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I liked it when she asked to play YahtzeeAnd you got out your SS uniform
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he asked? attagirl?i'm so cunfused, and so will your daughter/son be
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I can't type, it seems, soz Q, soz.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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I can't believe you upset Q like thatafter all the nice things he said about your yesterday.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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He's a cold hearted duplicitous man Q, don't invest your personal energy on himit will only lead to pain and heartache.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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He likes to ride him, whip him with a stick and then make him carry children up and down Blackpool beach(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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What is the current thing about Barry?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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He got caught stealing from Stunnedalso he's a moany, shallow bint
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Oh man I've let you downI've let me down
I've let the rugby club down.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Chorlton and the wheelies, bagpuss, the flumps, dangermouse, bod...The list just goes on and on.
Alt: sweating like a priest at choir practice.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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My tutor at school was nicknamed Dr Snuggles.Could have been his twin.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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the news seems to be aimed at kids these daysalt naked ape is a bent spastic, which is a euphemism for Naked Ape is a Bent Spastic
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Flipper!For both top sentences :D :D :D
Best kids TV series was Dangermouse. It always has been Dangermouse, it always will be Dangermouse. Anybody that disagrees? Outside. All at once or one at a time, makes no odds to me.
Other mouse themed children's programmes = Fingermouse: creepy as fuck and Biker Mice from Mars: proudly battling suspension of disbelief.
Edit: I was up at 7, Nakers, but I'm afraid I didn't want to be alone in a thread with you. Soz.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:23,
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I'm glad somebody's celebrating it.From the article:
"Also on Tuesday, papers such as the Shanghai Daily and Hong Kong's AM730 newspaper report that a TV station in central Xian city has apologised after running a false report that a local farmer had discovered a giant piece of precious lingzi mushroom.
The fleshy object, found in a well by the farmer, was identified as a sex toy made of silicon by many viewers, the reports say."
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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Fingerbobs had great musicFrom the days when the BBC thought that children should listen to psych folk. Recently released by Trunk Records: www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/fingerbobs.shtml
(site slightly NSFW, due to the odd retro boob)
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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My good mate Dave looks like the kid from Gentle BenWe do not mention this. EVER
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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Dangermouse had the best theme tune, definitely.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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Inspector Gadget was rather catchy too(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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No it didn't, the theme from Monkey is a supreme slice of 70s Jap-funk by Godiego.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Fuck offDogtanian was better than Monkey you bloody shitstorm of a man.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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And some admission of being a massive cretin with no tastewho prefers the homoerotic encounters of some fucking French dog to the fantastic account of Buddhism's journey from India to China.
What a cunt.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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i'm feeling a lot of negative vibes this morningi might go for a lie down until it blows over
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You're a sensitive soul.Listen to some whale song and drink some mint tea.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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No, I didn't say I liked DogtanianI said it was better than Monkey. Which it is, empirically. Some chimp-faced nonce prancing about in a dressing gown vs ...er, Monkey.
I haven't made my point very well, have I?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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There is a discussion later on on Radio 4 about whether Hip Hop is an artform and what effect it has on societyI heard some clips this morning, it sounded interesting, but i can't remember when it's on I'm afraid, this evening i think.
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I've never heard it, so going by your logic, it's probably fucking shit.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Just listening on youtube nowIt is fucking excellent!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysses, Knightmare, Raggy Dolls, Chocky, Chorlton & The WheeliesTrap Door, Will o the Wisp. Sorry that's all I can remember for now, I'm not Stuart Maconie ffs.
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Bill Clay Hey Whitey, where's your hat?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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The Clangersalt: 'popping down to B&Q'
'papering the walls'
'laying the lino'
'putting up the shelf'
'hammering the reluctant nail'
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broadsword, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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I have a large clanger that you can put in the microwave to warm up like a hotwater bottle.From the same person who sent me the Mr Benn DVD.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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From the same person who sent me the Mr Benn DVD
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broadsword, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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I like clangers(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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Knightmare, the raccoons, Jayce and the wheeled warriors, the gophers, sponge bob.Alt: Blowing chunks
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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I fucking hated the racoons, it was fucking shit, just like your face(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You were right.It was bollocks.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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No, he has the face of a god**Buddha
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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You're both wrongI liked the one where they had an ice hockey match
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Bill Clay Hey Whitey, where's your hat?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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i saw the spongebob movie a few weeks back the first half hour or so was 'holy wtf lol'and rthe rest was a bit rubbish really
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I have had to watch it about 50 times:the end scene where he turns into a psychedelic wizard and starts rocking out on the guitar is fucking superb.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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In a vote for most disturbing kiddies TV program, that's got to be Animals Of Farthing Wood(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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As a chutney ferret could you feel their plight close to your heart?(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
How many kids TV programs show death in pretty much every episode, including the pups dying as well?That shit was distressing for a child!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:53,
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"Thank's"You mong.
Morning Ape, how are we?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:56,
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tired, babba is teething badly so there is much crying and waking in the nighton the other hand my boss is on holiday for two weeks so I'm not really working too hard, on the third hand I have shit loads to do
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I did tell you not to spend too much time in Buxton.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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can't be chris rockhttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chris+rock's+mom&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&hs=hRn&rls=en&channel=suggest&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SXnpT5rsIcr0-gbX5NnNDg&ved=0CD8Q_AUoAQ&biw=1044&bih=730
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Cranking out that old joke again, eh?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:00,
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I believe you missed the subtle nature of my jokeYou see the original said "That shit was distressing". the prefix to a sentance of "that shit" is typical amongst the afro American community, thus by referring to AA as "Chris Rock" was was insinuating that he was in fact afro american and not greasy white northern English.
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more racial sterotyping than full blown racismI'll try harder next time
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i don't like chris rockhe's the zebra in those rubbish madagascar films
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They really are rubbish, i can't believe they've made 3Ben Stiller is also rubbish, as is Sasha baron Cohen
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Ben Stiller has made more bad films than good, but he was excellent in Dodgeball(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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He directed Cable Guy which is the best Jim Carrey film after The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine,Earth Girls are Easy and The Majestic.
Bruce Almighty is the most offensive piece of shit-sucking garbage I've ever seen in my life.
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I take it you haven't seen Something About Mary then?That's either the worst or the second worst film I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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It's absolutely wank.The only film I can think of that is as bad is the remake of War Of The Worlds
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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War of the Worlds was inconsistentHave you not seen any made for the SyFy channel films starring C Thomas Howell or are you going for shittest films with a decent sized budget and recognisable stars? You wouldn't get away with this shit on the IMDB forums y'know
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Shittest films with decent budget and recognisable starsOtherwise I'd include AvP2 in there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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and those ice age onesthe odd watchable moment, but otherwise really bad
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The squirrel thing is fucking brilliant in Ice AgeEDIT:
As is the Dodo ninja scene
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:20,
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The 'Food, Glorious Food' bit in the second one amused me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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Bertha, that one about the factory machinealt: dying from chronic alcoholism in 1980
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