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Bored of that shitWhat should I pick up from Waitrose on the way home for dinner tonight.
Don't say sausages, or mince.
Also this is quite funny www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/06/worlds-rudest-chef
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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I went to a waitrose onceI bought a toffee apple pie which was past it's sell by date and cost about 7p. That was a great day
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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yaya a psychochomp thread, these are my favourite and i accidentally clicked it tooWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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have you never had pen soup, or a lovely pen soufles?you ignoramus!
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I think they told me to go home from workbecause I was so out of it I've only just realised my tshirt was on back to front
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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nahThere's a thing that keeps happening where I get really really poorly and in pain for a couple of hours. Happened last night, still feel shit today, but not as shit. Went to Drs, they think it's a migraine (without the headache). Monty's right, this place it like a collection of broken people, both mentally and physically
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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:(i'll take you to that nice farm just outside of town if you want? you can run around in all the fields, and yes, of course i'll let your family visit in the summer, i won't just fob them off with some excuses til they forget
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DON'T BELIEVE THIS MANHe'll take you round the back of the stables, shoot you and sell your corpse to a glue factory!
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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it's probably for the best(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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i think this place is the farmwe live here until we all inevitably DYAAKY
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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SPOILER ALERT(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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A crown of duck.Have it with chips.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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but if you kill the duck king, his mallardic minions will kick your shit upthey're fuc-unard
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They'll do no such thingout of all animals, they are amongst the least suited for war.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJO2Tjp3hQ0
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Don't you mean Fu-Canard?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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Turkey breast steaks and some vegetables.Make a stir fry. Quick, tasty and healthy too.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Fuck that shitGet some booze and cheese
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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He'll be drinking home brew, I took that as read.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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But for MK, he is a shining example.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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Some overpriced pizza and one sock(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Waitrose cheese & smoked ham ravioli 500g Or something alternative like Marmite or chili jam
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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I'm happy Q, I finished my project last and sent it inand I hope I'll get confirmation that I passed early next week.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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I was told that I could leave for the day whenever Im ready.......I lied and said im far to busy, so I'll be fucking around on here for at least another 20mins.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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I'm not that ugly......;'(I might grow up to be a beautiful swan
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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what is it?tell me why i should
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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i don't think I'm going to bother(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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so does family guy, and that got borring years agoEDIT but as you keep persisting, you know what?
i'm gonna look it up, and if its good i'll send you a beer coupon
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Yeah, like anyone in MK has one.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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i saw a film onceit wasn't as exciting as the day I went to waitrose, though
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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His wife Mary, if she has any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Two litres of scrumpy and a jazz mag.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Can't got a friend coming over for dinner and I doubt she'll appreciate my (patent pending) cider fueled crywanks :((, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You're just not crying hard enough.*taps nose*
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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That's what the scrumpy is for!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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I'll gaz cr3 with your resignation then.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Steady on, I thought we were friends?I dont know what chompy has against me I am nothing but nice to him, I guess you can't please everybody. Hopefully we can rub along with some civility
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I think we all know you've ruined this place.Even you.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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No need!Just KY, I've already ordered the D of YA.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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Euphemisms of the day AWARDED(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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He will lose. You mark my words.I have £150 on Bjorn Borg.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Who was the guy with a 'tache that played on a chair?I fancy him for the "grand" "slam"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I'm waiting for the womble pitch invasion(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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For a brief moment there, I thought you said "entice them with Hitler"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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I bet you went straight for your white flag(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Miss Adelaide may streak Cooooooooooorrrrrrrrr(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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First set to murrrayI hope it's not over by the time I get home :(
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Anthrax ft public enemy: bring the noisePerfect Friday commute song
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they sample Slayer on She Watch Channel Zero?!Public Enemy are one of my favourite bands.
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Yes.Rick Rubin signed Slayer to the label. Jesus and Mary Chain were on a Def Jam subsidiary for a bit, as was Johnny Cash. I'm a big fan of both of those too.
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Yep same Def Jam I still remember "Crush Groove" the movie
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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The textfromdog dog was interviewed by the guardian today www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/06/text-from-dog
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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hahahadog is cool
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qel2hZ4bsw
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Awwwww! Look at the Pandas!www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jul/06/panda-cubs-play-slide-china-video
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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being a panda looks like funwhere do I apply?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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don't I know itat least they get to play on a slide
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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before tearing you to piecesthey're FUCKING BEARS.
Well, not fucking, but you know what I mean.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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Alright? Less stressed about the ex now?(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:46,
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Nope, more so - I have to go round there in a minute.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:49,
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take a sock with a brick in it(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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So many socks to few bricks(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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