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have you ever been stalked? had a crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend?this is probably worse: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18778414
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stalkers are weird. get a life. a proper one.there is a link on your link to an article about ridiculed names. see classic comment: "I'm Jonny Large, yet I'm 5ft 5in tall. I've always been short, just to keep the irony consistent across my life time. "
i've always been short? what a stupid comment. like he could have been really tall, but then shrunk.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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Those names aren't even that badI went to school with a Richard Ramsbottom, which was pretty bad. The best one I've seen is still either Sarah Pitchfork, or Dong Mingazhu.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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Mike Cox x 2Paul Daniels x 2
All people I know
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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Yeah, bitches be tripping.At least the shark can't get out of the water.
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Oof, fucking hellAlthough, that kayak has reminded me of this, which cracked me up when I saw it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Nothing to see here, move along.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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I can't tell if I should take this as a well earned compliment, or a scathing remark.(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
it's the unsung heroes like workboresme who cause all the troublerobert was our best by some margin
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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I just couldn't believe that less than an hour after I'd been reading about her on the archive, she popped up again.It's like beetlejuice - say/think the names too many times, and they'll appear.
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Just seen it, bet she'll get several 'offers' of meeting up for tawdry sex with an internet male loser of a certain weight(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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blaireau sent me a rambling gaz once explaining all that oncei wish i could be bothered to read it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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She must be about to renegotiate her mortgage agreement.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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It's not you that's upset me.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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guttedwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18785438
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58,
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It would have been shit without The Reynolds Girls anyway.Glad to see bubbly scouser, Sonia getting another outing though.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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I didn't have you down as a chubby chaser, Rory.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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her singing makes her beautifuli'd also fuck adele
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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ignore them poppet, they're only lying because they think it makes them look cool(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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She could be pretty, but she needs to loose a bit of weight and mostly stop talking like a fucking chav.(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I would if I could trust her to not talkChav accents and that fucking laugh would cause me to go from weaponised bongle to choan in an instant.
Only for the pub tales, you understand. It's not the weight. She's a ranga.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Actually, a quick google image search reveals that she isn't as fat as I pictured her.She does look like Nerys Hughes though.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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sonia was a lithe and saucy strumpet at the BT 1990 Telethon when i saw her(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
he "paddled very fast"....no kidding, like a fucking jetfoil I should think!
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My brother was surfing two weeks ago and a shark brushed up against his leg.He nearly shit himself.
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A Kiwi woman with a doctorate has just applied for a job in our Chelsea shop. How depressing is that? A Kiwi ffs. (
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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sure do.I just love shoving them into my mouth and sucking on the tasty flesh away from the skin and then picking all the seeds out of my teeth afterwards.
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:Ohey you're australian, i was a comedy club a while abck and that aussie comic brendan something was on, and he just kept shouting at people in a threatening manner and wasn't very funny at all.
what's the deal with that?
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can she also explain what's been happening in Summer Bay to us whilst she's at it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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if you want to know what's happening in aussie soapsjust watch hollyoaks under a tanning lamp
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also my girlfriend's niece did some of the photography at her brother's wedding the other weekand i just added her on facebook but she hasn't uploaded the photos, could she have a word with her please?
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I have no idea. I would like to point out, I'm throughly ashamed of most of the other 23 million aussies. We have a reputation as racist and loud and bogan twats, and I'm ashamed to say that a lot of people here have earnt that title thoroughly.
I apologise for Brendan, and hope you enjoy some of the actually decent stuff that comes out of Australia - like Hamish and Andy, or Masterchef.
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YOU'VE TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Isn't there a bar hiring nearby?(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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I think he's saying you are shit.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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No I love bbc news links.It must be something different about this thread made by you. And all other BBC news links, made by ANYONE else... I wonder what it could be.
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probably your negativityif you put half of the postive "lets get this shed moved lads" attitude in posting here as you do into moving sheds you'd be adding far more value.
cheers
Al
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Try this Yahoo one then.uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-mystery-over-kim-jong-un-lady-094826360.html
Fattie's got a bird!
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