So what do you reckon to Blair (allegedly) returning to domestic politics?
www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/07/11/250349/blair-faces-protest-against-his-return/

The stop the War lot think he's a twat. Agree? Disagree?
Alt, breakfast sandwiches, what'd you go for? Bacon and mushroom, thinking about it.
Alt alt, favourite hat? I got a trilby the other week, it's rarely left my head. Apart from showering and occasional sleep.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

i'm pretty sure Flo Rida's 'Whistle Song' is even less subtle than Katy Perry's 'Peacock'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I used to wear a trilby.
Then I realised I looked a proper cunt and stopped that kind of behaviour.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

And:
When I do wear a hat, it tends to be a baseball cap. But that's fairly rare these days.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I hope you don't wear it backwards. Please god, tell me you don't.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

peak sideways is worse

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

In fact, baseball caps in general are bad.
You make a good point.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

No he doesn't.
It's a shit point. Baseball caps are great for keeping the sun out of your eyes for example.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

or even worse
baseball cap under hoodie hood. Sure sign of a criminal ned/chav.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

UNLESS
You have two peaked caps on at the same time, one facing in each directon, like on Wackaday.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Oh god no.
No. Never.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

hats are just ways for fat people to seem more interesting

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

You mean something like:
"Look, I have got a personality, honest! See, my wacky hat choice means I am more than just a fatto!"?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

exactly, or baldies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

i bet you looked fedorable!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

*wild applause*
Oh, well done!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i don't need you HATronising me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Don't spoil it Q

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

can't top that.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

This is turning flat.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i'm full to the brim of hat puns

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I think you may have peaked

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)

but i've got a whole bowler them left

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Nothing would surprise me....
I guess since Europe no longer has a vacancy for a President then the UK is a useful fallback?

alt: Bacon,egg and sausage ftw
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I think Blair is possibly the only man alive to be more smug than Vipros
Alt: Depends where I go, my current one is sausage, bacon, egg and cheese, but anywhere else, I tend to get sausage, bacon, egg, black pudding and mushrooms (if the mushrooms look good).

AltAlt: I don't wear hats.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

That reads to me like:
"heart attack inna bun"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It is, very much so
It's why I only have it every once in a while.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

every once in a while for breakfast, lunch and tea.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I'd be the size of Al if I did that!
Embarrassingly, I did gain rather a chunk of weight over the weekend, back to fairly healthy eating again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I have no cheese and sausage available, unfortunately.
Black pud is the food of kings.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

you fat shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Rare for me to get it, Q

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i was talking about the sandwich

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

It's got to be an improvement on your 'baseball hat phase', and by that I mean you still look like a twat

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Good morning Rory.
How are you this morning? I am fine thanks.
It's "Diagnosis Murder" morning, nere at Pookie mansions, followed to a walk to the local shop and a bottle of wine. And a sit in the park.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Diagnosis Murder is fucking brilliant

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

That's sweet, keep your mind active, that's the key. You must be the coolest loser in your street with your hat.
Pass on my regards to blaireau
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I wouldn't say loser, no,
but ta everso for the coolest comment.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I don't know any middle aged virgins with no job living in a council block who could be described as 'a winner'
you must have some machismo going on there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Lols.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Blair is an utter cunt
Breakfast sandwiches - HAH! At the Oxford services just yesterday, youngest daughter and I had a 'Breakfast bap' each - four items from the breakfast menu on a bap - and a coffee each (I had a large filter coffee, she had a large cappucino). The bill? Just under SIXTEEN FUCKING QUID! For 2 baps & 2 coffees. FFS.
Favourite hat? My dad's WW2 Gurkha felt.
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Your Dad touched up a Nepalese pensioner? Fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

+so fucking sexy I spunked over the top of it

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I didn't think that we should have invaded Iraq
And I find it distasteful how much money Blair has made off the back of his political career.

Alt: Sandwiches are not for breakfast.

Altalt: I look like a twat if I wear a hat.
It's probably not the hat.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

He introduced the Human Rights laws....
Which his wife then made £££££ out of as a human rights lawyer, mostly during the government at taxpayers expense!
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

His wife looks like a cartoon of Cruella De Ville

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

haha!
a perfect match.
*click*
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Why aren't sandwiches for breakfast?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

He's veggie, they don't have any good breakfast sandwiches

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Breakfast should be a leisurely, civilised affair.
It should not be stuffed between two slices of bread before being stuffed unceremoniously into your fat face.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Egg and mushroom is a good sarnie
Not as good as bacon, but hey
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I like a good omelette sarnie, but it's not something I'd do for breakfast.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Fuck, I'm starving now

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Blair looks slightly less manic these days than he did at the end of his tenure
He should just fuck off as he will have a heart attack if he comes back.

Alt:
Bacon, mushroom, egg, brown sauce + coffee = win

Alt Alt:
I own one hat. It is for use when holidaying abroad
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

A foreign hat?
One of those cool European ones ones?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zSRcFxZVAA
Fucking excellent band.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

*ponders*
I want one
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Their version of the Beatle's song is warped.
Excellent stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q5mlb3Bjzs&feature=related
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Blair is indeed a twat, anyone who says "God told him to invade Iraq" can fuck right off
Alt. Sausage at breakfast. I must be the only person in the world who feel bacon is overrated. Sure it smells amazing when its cooking but the taste is a let down.

Alt Alt, I don't wear hats because my hair is fabulous darling.
( PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

The Sainsburys oak smoked posh bacon is lovely

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

he's just not cooking it right, AA
HE'S NOT COOKING IT RIGHT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

i've written a letter to the cornish MP, phillie joe's gonna get his shit fucked up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I prefer sausage to bacon also
STAY STRONG PJ.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

We know you prefer sausage
you big hairy gayer
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Hello everybody.
I got up half an hour ago.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

(knocks you back down again)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You ain't never gonna keep him down.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Oh man, I bet you had a whiskey drink.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

and a lager drink, and a cider drink
I may need to ask scarpe for advice :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Well get back down again.
We don't serve your sort round here, pal.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

you're never gonna keep him down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Trilbys (trilbies?) are gay, you are gay. GAY.
I feel slightly sorry for Tony Blair – he managed to negotiate the end of a hundred-year-old terrorist campaign on British soil, and all he’ll be remembered for is the old ‘WMDs’. He’s no better nor worse than any of the other cunts. Plus his wife mings HARD.

These are the best hats*:
www.golfapparelstores.com/kangol-hats/

*apart from SS ones, obv.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I do hope you are prepared for a downpour of "OMG TONY BLIAR" responses.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

This doesn't mean I like the man, by the way.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Me neither.
I'm just not such naive prick as to hold him singlehandedly responsible for the bad shit he fronted, nor dimwitted enough to go along with the black and white cariacature of the fellow as utterly without merit.

To put it another way: 'GAY'
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

My 'hatches' are fully 'battened down' in readiness
for the deluge of whiny middle-class student hand-wringing codswallop that is imminent.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i like the way tony blair mimics jeremey beadle's hand movements when he speaks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

As a massive pinko liberal I agree.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

He can't really take all the credit for that though.
It's true that his government did a lot of good for us, but as you say he will only really be remembered for being a war-mongerer. This is quite amusing though, as he was always concerned about how he will look in history books.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

He will look like a rictus-grin bum-fondler.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Or the dummy from the magic machine in Big

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I don't really see how he's given all the credit for the Iraq war.
The Iraqi regime could have stopped a war pretty sharpish.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

So could 'all the other UK politicians'
Blaming one person for it all is cretinous.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I don't blame anyone for going to war against Iraq
I blame them for fucking it up.
But Saddam was the equivilent of the drunk in the corner of the pub saying *cough*cunt*cough* every time you walked past, someone was going to hit him eventually.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Quite so, unfashionable as it is to admit it.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

It's not really, when that one person is the person in charge who makes the final decisions as to whether or not we'll go to war
and also doctored the evidence that was presented to the other MPs so that they would vote in line with his decision.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

He personally doctored the evidence?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Yes, he had some tippex and a black biro.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

What a cunt

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Yes Al, he was a LONE WOLF.
*belms*
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No he wasn't Monty
but as the leader he gets to pick up the glory when things go right, but also has to carry the can when they don't, and since he had the final decision it does actually come down to him. I'm surprised you can't see this.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I can see why stupid people hold him solely responsible, yes.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a ZING?
Is it a ZING?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

No it's Monty thinking that saying the same thing over and over constitutes a debate
I can imagine this is why he has such trouble with his bank accounts.

Bank Manager: Mr Boyce, you appear to have spent all your money on skag and dry meat, we'd like it back please.
Monty Boyce: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Regardless of how the money was spent, we still want it back.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, I'm trying to be reasonable here, we already lent you a huge amount against the value of your flat and you promised you wouldn't spunk it up the wall.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, there has to be some way around this, what's going happen is that we're going to take all your money each month and then allow you a tiny amount to live on so that you feel humiliated in front of everyone you know for being such a financial flid. Goodbye!
MB: But, I didn't do it all myself!
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Have a click

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, really? From you?
That's kind of insulting, but, oh whatever, a click is a click. Thanks buddy.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

i didn't click it, i just wanted you to know that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Never click my posts Quints
It'll be our "thing"
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i think i might have broken that thing a couple of times before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah, me too quints, me too.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

say something funny
i promise i won't click it this time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Hey Quints, my cat has no nose!
How does it smell you say? It smells awful, it died about three weeks ago and has been buried since then.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i'm not clicking this, but not because it wasn't funny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm clicking this though.
But not because it was funny.
It's because I'm a prick.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

This make you and Harters FRENDZ4LYF

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I drove past Coventry yesterday
and I thought of you.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You should've popped in for a pint - I probably wouldn't have stabbed you.
Annoyingly, if Coventry hadn't been destroyed during and post WW2, people wouldn't give a shit about York and you would probably have spent the weekend here instead, marvelling at what a beautiful mediaeval city it is.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

instead you've got concrete that only MK can dream of and twang club

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Like most of your posts Rory, this is depressingly true.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

No, it's definitely a zing. You've made a mistake.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You're doing it again Monty, you really aren't helping your case here.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

but he was the leader

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

You're thinking of Gary Glitter, here.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

You wanna stop ganging up on him here?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

i'm always thinking of gary glitter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Reverse Paedo

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

(backs up slowly)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Hate always needs a figurehead.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Step forward Naked Ape
Your time is now
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

sometimes i feel unappreciated

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

By denying that they had WMDs?
By allowing UN weapons inspections?
I thought that both of these things happened.
But also, Saddam Hussein wasn't particularly known for his rational behaviour.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

They did that at the last minute when they knew they were fucked.
They could have paid the War reparations to Quwait the UN told them to, sign a non agression pact with their neighbours, visibly reduce military spending and stop imprisioning so many of their own people.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh and stop supplying arms to whoever would pay.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Are those the arms which were originally supplied by us?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm not sticking up for the Iraqi regime.
But Hans Blix was pulled out of Iraq so that the Allies could invade.
Also, regime change is not a legal reason to start a war.
As you said up there though, history might have been kinder if they had carried it out more effectively. Winning the war itself was always going to be easy. It is mind boggling that no one considered the consequences.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Fluck you hans Blix

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Like most despots Saddam was OK while he was on "our side"
soon as he wasn't he suddenly became the enemy. See also Gaddafi, Idi Amin,etc. Plus the ones that go the other way.
One man's terrorist is someone else's freedom fighter.
If it's not about oil, but democracy, why haven't we invaded Zimbabwe?
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

'cos Mugabe will be dead in two years

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

And he looks like a black Hitler's Dad

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

That's so simplistic.
Politics is the art of the possible, especially so in international politics. If everyone didn't trade, meet or acknowledge the existance of any countrys rulers that we didn't agree with then the world would descend into another world war pretty quickly. Plus we need shit from them and they need stuff from us.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Diplomacy....
is the art of saying "nice doggie" whilst searching for a brick.
Forget who said that, but it sums it up nicely!
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Barbara Woodhouse.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

haha!
S-IT!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Very good!
click
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

"Now take your country and bring it to heel".

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

war- erer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

He was and is an extremely good politician. .
having passed the stage of deliberate lies long ago and entered a state where he earnestly believes his lies to be the truth.
Unfortunately this is true of the majority of politicians these days.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

tONY b(L)IAR AND gORDON cLOWN R BAD MENZ !!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

ZA-NU-LIAR-BOR-PF!!

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Not as bad as the ConDem government we have now.
We should get to see Nick Clegg get a pasting on Lords reform today.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

He's a pathetic man.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I'm quite torn on this issue
it's nice seeing everything going horribly tits up for Cameron and Clegg, but on the other hand, the Lords does need reforming and I really hate the parliamentary argument of "we don't have time at the moment" since if you have lots of stuff to do, then you should just stay on at work longer like every other normal person does.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'm quite concerned to be on the side of some Tory backbenchers on this.
Reform, yes.
Ill-thought out reform, no.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

That's not what the backbenchers are whining about though, they actually don't want any reform, and they refuse to engage in any consideration of how it might be done well.
So they are basically just whiny cunts.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

SO AM I!!!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

All MPs are whiny cunts
All the "rarr-rarr-rarr" shite when people are talking is fucking embarrasing
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I make those noises when posting on here.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

ORDER

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Pint of bitter please

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

*headbutts*
That's how MP's do it, isn't it?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

bit early isn't it 'Scarpe'?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

This isn't Twitter
#bent #spastic
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

ninja cunt

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I shifted expectations

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

@tack!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

They should change it back to hereditary peers only I reckon

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

They should change it to me. Just me. I get to decide.
I am the final arbiter of EVERYTHING.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

\o/
Decriminalised drugs for everyone!
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

what shall i have for lunch?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Whatever you want. I don't mind.
As long as it's something that you WANT, not something that healthy because you feel you should.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

This is excellent advice

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

WIV DA ANGLES?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

stupid BBC news site is showing storeis from June 11th
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Mrs Cow's birthday that

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

oh i'll get her a card!
last month, dickhead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I had noticed
You have also as I am still alive
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

pippa middleton, eh?
EH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Thats right

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

my mate said she was better looking than kate at wimbledon
i glassed the cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I think Kate is better looking
but Pippa has THE ARSE
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

it's just an arse
i've never seen kate's
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I'd like to lick a large block of cold butter from Kate's arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

You old romantic, you.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

fat? tick
pervy? tick

I think you won the internet
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

While I am doing that Kate grabs my face and makes me look at her,
butter glistening around my chops, and says to me "you are a dirty bastard, Stunned, aren't you?".

I reply, "yes I fucking am, your highness."
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you can get sent to the tower for this kind of thing...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Funnily enough, I can see the Tower
from my desk.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Blair can fuck right off
Alt: Breakfast should be a cup of tea and a satsuma
Alt: Hats are for twats
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

iႨɹәqɯɐ
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Alright there Q?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

tip-top
you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Have you any idea how many calories there are in a satsuma???
And I hope there is no milk or sugar in that tea.
Or tea.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

What sort of demented abscess of a person
would have sugar in their tea anyway?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I bet Quints has two sugars.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

i have no sugar in my drinks
thank you

kev has 2 and joe has one though, the filthy commoners
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

What about Ratty, Badger and Mole?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

by ratty i assume you mean malc, he has one sugar but rarely drinks coffee
badger must be tricky, he drinks green tea, cos he's a fat poove
mole is louise? louise doesn't drink tea, she has a hot chocolate on a friday at 10am and thats it cos she autism
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Not me.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Are you currently wearing a twat hat then?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Or isn't it damp?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)