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I'm going to a burlesque show on FridayHave you been? Do you do it? Will I get a semi-on? Is it empowering and feminist or blatant manbait?
Alt: Lunch?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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Fat Stripper in Corset = Ginormous boobs\o/
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:47,
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Yes I've been.Can be great fun and quite sexy. It's not about stripping at all.
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yahuh, sure. You threw a mummified cat at a pair of girls. That's completely normal.
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I didn't realise that was your story, fucking hell!Haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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My laptop is being funny and keeps resetting things.And since your name was blue I wasn't sure if you were the real Nakers or a puppet.
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Have you found him on facebook yet?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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Look for friends of b3tans with many other b3tan friendsmessage them all asking them if they're Naked.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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Here:www.facebook.com/bentspastic
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Are you shiteEveryone knows I'm the dullest, and therefore most normal, b3tan
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I suspect that you are posting with a semi-on.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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I'm oldthat's as good as it gets.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:48,
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I would just go to a strip club and be done with italt: the returning of incorrectly purchased shirts
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Are the shirts incorrect or the purchase?"This shirt only has 1 arm" vs "I have no idea why I bought these shirts"
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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It's all about shirts with you today, isn't it?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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I went to one, had a good laughAlt: Jacket potato
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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Nipple tassles aren't sexy, they're just lol.I think I'm going to write a massive story about my shed moving experience tonight.
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shed moving experience or moving shed experience?(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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I moved a shedI moved a shed, I moved a shed, I moved a shed, I moved a shed, etc.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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Do it in the style of SpankyPad it out with plenty of convoluted similes and sex lies.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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A semi on?Get a £20.00 gobble down by the canal, followed by frenetic net wanking. Cheaper, and much more fulfilling.
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only plebs and pricksWear cufflinks with a button cuff shirt and ties with short sleeved shirts.
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you ARE telling us what you are wearing today?well I for one am shocked at your obvious plebian stylings
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NEVAH. Black brogue or plain black shoe with a business suit. Only double cuff shirts without pocket.
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I only wear bootsIt's my "thing"
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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I'm guessing latex thighboots(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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Oh god, I would never wear brown show with a suit, how dare you insiuatehowever today I am wearing tan brogues, grey chinos, a pink gingham shirt and blue blazer with spotty blue and white pocket square.
I look awfully dapper
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I know you are half way to defcon bongle just reading that post TUP ;)(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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well if we're going to talk about clothes,I'm in a blue fluffy dressing gown, and purple pyjamas.
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QUICK GO LOOK AT QOTWBEFORE ALL OF THE POSTS ARE DELETED. O/T HAS TAKEN OVER
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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Putting it in caps doesn't make it funny.Also it's shit anyway same old people trying to annoy the mods for no reason.
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I can't see the question surviving for your tale, you'd better hurry up(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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A few shed puns and we'll be away.(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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there's only so much you can say about shedsit's be difficult to shoehorn in a poignant death and the story of a fathers love and spiritual growth into it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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I'm sure they'll find some way to work in the plot of star wars.(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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If I was OT mod you'd all get a 24 steppingand any whiney gazes I got about it would recieve a picture of dawson crying.
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i've had a severe reprimandI was expecting cold hard time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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I wouldn't even bother trying to mediate that bollocks,you don't give a shit. 24 hour ban, I wouldn't even bother moding your posts.
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it's a pillbox as welli must have the coolest shed ever
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I find the whole strippers thing to be deeply uncomfortableAlt:
Ham sandwich - meh
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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You're only uncomfortable about it because they don't give you a lob on and everyone around you is all shouting at you "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
See, it's okay mate.Not every one likes looking at half clothed people with fantastic bodies writhing around on stage to be attractive.
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I kind of agree ith Sporters. It's a waste of time and money. You sit there looking at an attractive woman naked. She won't fuck you. And you go home with lover's balls.
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This is worryingly reminiscent of my one and only visit to a strip clubbut it was at the tail end of a stag do and my mates had been calling me gay all day. Refusing to shell out £20 for a lapdance did little to deflate their fervour.
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Does it have to be about being empowering or being manbait?Can it not just be about some chicks getting their wiggle on because they enjoy it? I'm going to a burlesque workshop thing for a hen do in a few weeks. It looks like good fun.
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Americans have got one thing right with the 1 dollar billTarts don't like it so much when you try and shove a quid down their knickers
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PhillieJoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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It's not a coin slot, you know.You can't just stick a couple of quid in and expect us to dispense a packet of fags or something.
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Couple of quid for a packet of fags? You would be such a cheap date. When are you going to let me take you out?
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I have the world's most peculiar image in my head.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I'm pretty sure money is supposed to say 'Bank of England'and all that 'I promise to pay the bearer' stuff and not much else.
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Football subthreadForest's new owners have acted with encouraging speed to show Steve Cotter-nil the door. If we get Colin Wanker I'm leaving the country.
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Good name change Q.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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hey shed have you seen quintin?Almost as good as Jeffthesharkfucker
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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You and Jeff both changed names at the same time last night.Soz bobby ment to include you in the name change mention as well
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Who's the syrian player there on about getting.(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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Fuck knowsAm trying to ignore every given rumour until pen is on paper and the new player is at the ground waving the shirt about for photographers. Now we're loaded will be linked with fucking everyone.
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Striker for Kuwait's Al-Quadisya Sports ClubOnly thing his he's syrian and only ranked 137th in the world, so he may not get a permit to play, he's supposedly at the ground today.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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Blimey you're well-connectedSounds like a world-beater. Frankly crap strikers are the least of our worries, we've got thousands of the buggers. What we don't have is defenders. ANY defenders.
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We've signed a Belgianhe looks quite good. A potential Odemwingie in the making, I reckon (only 8 years younger).
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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Who's in charge at your place now?I hope Pep Guardiola meant what he said about needing a new challenge. Nottingham can present that. The challenge being "don't get shot".
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Dream big babyRealistically I'd be more than happy with Curbs, or having Billy Davies back. McCarthy and Keane are bookies' favourites though. Joy. Whoever gets the job will get sacked when we don't go up first time anyway.
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I was surprised when Davies got the elbow. Forest need someone half decent who knows the job is theirs for, say, 5 years.
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Couldn't agree moreBilly got sacked for always whinging about not having enough money to spend, which is exactly why I want him back. Great motivator as well which is exactly what will be needed, the new bloke will have less than a month to get to know the squad and have them gel into a winning team. Oh yeah, and buy a left-back, two centre-backs and a class striker.
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*dies*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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*plays Ice Ice Baby*You'll like this one then mate, Coral have listed the following two managers as 3/1 favourites for the job;
Darren Ferguson
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HARRY REDKNAPP
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Steve Clarke former head coach at Chelsea, Liverpool and some other minor club. We only really need a head coach as we've got a Director of Football for the other manager bits.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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i went to a burlesque drawing class (dr sketchy, it was fab)one of them was about a size 14 and a bit saggy but her dancing was hilarious. the other was about 6' tall and had one of the best bodies i've ever seen, truly truly sickening she was!
i won second prize, i got wine, chocolate and a sketchbook.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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hahahahahahahahaha(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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you're just the worst sort of person(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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I must try and find a date for one of thoseI'd love to try it. I'd probably be shit, but still...
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The drawing bitnot the sitting naked in front of a load of people bit.
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I dunno, I reckon it'd be kinda cool to do that. getting comfortable enough in your own skin to let everyone see your wibbly bits.
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I think you should both relax and take your clothes off. It's getting hot in here....
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My wibbly bits are legionI'm not sure I'd want to get them out in front of a load of people.
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le·gion    [lee-juhn] noun
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any great number of persons or things; multitude.
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HahahaThey shut the question?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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if only b3tans weren't such pricks(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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We should all just fuck off back to mumsnet(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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i wasn't the only prick there(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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god I aint gettin no mercy from you today(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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I was setting you up for a hilarious fat joke you douche. I'm the best poster here you just don't realise it.
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no one realises it bobby that's the problemwhy not try links for a change,they might get you there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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scarys blaming talk, ssssh everyone keep quiet(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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I only managed to save a small peice of QOTWwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1670869
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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oh god have I missed the fun againtell me what happened
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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Well it all started when (MOD EDIT)called (MOD EDIT) a (MOD EDIT) so they then said (MOD EDIT) and beacuse (MOD EDIT) got involved they deleted QOTW, I hope that helps
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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manI only popped out to get a bowl to make cake in
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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the last time this happenedWas when Legless united the boards with his overbearing dickheadedness.
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burlesque started as women taking the piss out of men(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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THAT FUCKING TOLD USWe're all chastened.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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it was a music hall thingwhere female acts parodied men, not some kind of malicious thing
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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I can't remember the last time I saw a man dancing around in a corset, covering his tits with feathers.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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it morphedoriginally it was all risque because it was women in trousers, but, you know, sex sells so it gradually changed into it's current form
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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Oh right.Yeah, I see men in trousers all the time.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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Oh so that was YOUR Canon 100-400ml F4 telephoto lens sticking out of the bushesMust have cost you a few bob, I'm flattered
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F2.8 would have been betterfor the low light conditions. Really he needs someone to consult with on stalking matters
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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Good pointFucking pricy to get good f2.8 telephoto lenses if you want sufficient range though, long way from my place to the park. Maybe he's just not prepared to shell out that much on me, Cavy. I suppose he could always invest in a decen Advantage Leaf hide to lessen the distance.
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you've got to be professional about your stalking these daysthere are so many amateurs about
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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If he was that passionate about it he'd disguise himself as a goat and follow me everywhereNo forward planning
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