Hello Off Topic.
Does anyone actually care about the same sex marriage thing?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18847588

Apart from drerss wearing men like this one. Do you?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I think they should be allowed to marry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah pretty much. I just don't think most people are arsed either way,.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Not fussed. Makes no difference to me.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I don't think many people care to be honest.
Gay people I know who have a civil partnership say their married anyway.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

ONLY 20 DAYS UNTIL CURIOSITY LANDS ON MARS!!!!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I hope it doesn't land on a cat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Or Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

It's the size of a jeep and has a bunch of plutonium on board so it'll probably be bad for the cat.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

it could.... kill it?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

martian cats can melt and reform like the T-1000
it'll be fine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

:(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

is wolfy ok?
(splork)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

They'd come straight back down to earth if they did.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

A fireman could rescue it.
With his really big ladder.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Why is Cardinal Keith O'Brien holding up a Pringle in that picture?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

He's about to dip it.
Along with a Dorito.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Of course gays should be allowed to get married.
The weddings would be FABULOUS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

And Divorce Court would be fucking hilarious.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

marriage should be illegal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Why?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

cos you're not having half my lego, that's why

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Hang on, hang on, hang on....
Are WE married?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

i can't believe you even have to ask!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

When my dad's aunty got devorced at 70, she sighted her reasons for devorce is that she would like to experiance a good fuck in her life time.
True story.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Shut up Gonz.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

twat.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

cock.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Are you getting bored of this yet?
twat
( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I am

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

twat.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

cock.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

twat

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

pointless question. churches can't marry the gays cause it's against canon law.
simples.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

canon law would make a cracking name for a religious detective tv series.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

There's a new US detective show called Common Law
an uptight white control-freak detective is partnered with a fast-and-loose, womanising black detective. And - get this - the gimmick is they're in couples counselling! Oh America, how do you do it?

actually it's pretty good
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Bullshit. Canon law was changed in '83 so it can be changed now

(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

and there is no appetite to change it for this nor is it a quick process.
so stick that in your gay pipe and fucking do one.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

still gives the question a point oor wullie

(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I am very much in favour of gay marriage.
Gay rights are civil rights, the present system is discriminatory and needs updating. The RC church can shit the fuck off.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Is that because you want your boyfriend to marry you?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

yes

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Send 'em all to the gas cahmbers and be done with it, propblem solved
What's the alt question?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Eh *does so-so hand gesture*

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Surely a gallic shrug would be more appropriate?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Nah, their kids will grow up thinking homosexuality is normal.

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

DRIMBLE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Alright mumps?

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

smashing drimble, you?
didn't know you done OT
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Splendid ta.
Normally I just like to watch. But this week I'm having trouble keeping up with the other cool kids and their "bored of that now"s.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

no one else is

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

sadtimes :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

"Clearly, if it is sensible to hold a referendum on independence, it is crucial that we have one on marriage," he [Cardinal O'Brien] said, adding: "It is the only way the country can move forward on this issue."

Well no, the country could also move forward if you shut your fat hole and joined this century.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I am back
Been to a meeting about our new free healthcare cover

I am to be going to a gay wedding soon
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

CONGRATULATIONS!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I have to wait for our divorce to come through first :-I

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Who's the lucky chap?

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Quinten

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

LOL YOUR GAY!!!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I set 'em up

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I was given free healthcare by my company
And then I had a letter from the tax man last week informing me that because of this I haven't paid enough tax. Not-so-free healthcare.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

My company are also paying the tax on it

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Do they pay for your croissants as well?

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Only when on balconies

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I think mine are too
It's something to do with how it affected my tax allowance and how my code should have changed, or something.
This is a thrilling subthread.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

benefits in kind are taxable.
HTH xx.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Home Thweet Home?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

hope this helps.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Well I didn't think it was very kind.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

you want the lowdown on IHT planning again?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

DO I?!*

*No
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

i think anyone should be allowed to do whatever they want
but if we start getting into why religion is wrong to dictate to people what they can and can't do, we'll be here for 2,000 years.

oh. wait.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Topical AND satirical.
Well done.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Offtopic to the offtopic topic but.....
Sunderland now have a player called Roarie Deacon. I may have to buy a shirt and get this on the back
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I bet he's left-footed

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

left club
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

If you are going to change the subject, I think you should start a new thread*
*NB - Not about football players.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

You just need one called Quentin Weston now

(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Doesn't he present 5th Gear?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)