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What is your favourite vegetable OT?
I like carrots. I could munch on those fuckers all day. Tasty stuff right there.
Alt: What do you like that no other fucker appears to like? How do you go against the grain?
Altalt: Which user on here is the most wide open, no regard for personal security online and all that shit? Lax motherfuckers, that's what I'm after.
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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potatos, do they count?
alt: rimming your mum, I personally like the taste of old 2 pence pieces
altalt: Ask AA for his pin
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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......how does... no . I'm not sure I want to know.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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I could fill a decent sized shed with the fuckers that'd want to rim my dear old ma
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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You are Dan Quayle AICMFP
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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Oh man, it really dates me that I get that joke.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Everyone on this board, except AA and Poppet, SHOULD get it
The fact that we do just makes us CLEVER
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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No, it makes you OLD.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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+wise
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Old does not necessarily mean wise.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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Donno myself.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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Yeah but you're like 12 innit
Plus Quayle was a Republican, your people hate them
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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Mushrooms.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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I guess a good umbrella is always useful for you wee man
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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Mushrooms are great.
Vegetable nearest to the texture of meat.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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Chicken is the nearest thing to meat
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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Cock is the nearest thing to meat.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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You are Peregrin Took AICMFP
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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I had to google that. No idea who you were going on about.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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It was a direct LOTR reference actually
not a comment on your height. I only just thought of the height thing. Cos I'm nice, you see.
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Mushrooms are not vegetables.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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You're a fun guy.
A really fun guy. You're right of course.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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Alt, your wife's a bit of a goer. bangs like the shithouse door when the plague's in town.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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You are Edmund Blackadder AICMFP
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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She sounds a bit fucked up.
Really dude.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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That's not on man, I was going for banter there
You have a free pass to call me a cunt but don't go calling my wife fucked up, that's out of fucking order you little prick
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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*Banter*
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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The correct answer was
"I retract that thing about your cunt fucking kids"
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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I didn't realise.
If it was multiple choice, I may have done better.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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Allow me to be of assistance
You have been insulted by a fellow b3tan. Is the appropriate response;
a) I take your points on board and will give them due consideration based on your impeccable standing and reputation as a gentleman of honour.
b) Fuck fucking off you fucking short/fat/gay/Jewish/Nazi/spastic/Australian/smug/whale-like/Deacon/rapist/slaggy/drug-addled/Scottish/absurdly vain/troll/illiterate shitcunt
c) Prick
d) An elaborate and imaginative combination of the above which shatters the boundaries of acceptable internet banter whilst breaking new ground in the fields of verbosity, alliteration and originality
Hint: not d)
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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CARROT LOVES OF THE INTERWEBS UNITE
I fucking love carrots too Leo, it's like we're meant to be. I also like potatoes and sweetcorn, since you're asking. Not beetroot though, makes it look like you're shitting blood when you are in fact just shitting.
Alt: Naked underwater table tennis using crustaceans as bats. Very niche. Also CombiChrist.
AltAlt: Me probably, intetnet security is to me what a measurable sense of moral correctness, sparkling wit, breathtaking originality and imaginative verbal conjecture are to everyone else.
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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I have a very keen sense of moral rectitude, thank you VERY much.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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Would you believe
that after writing that, I was too nice to single anyone out for abuse?
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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Well as far as morals are concerned
it wouldn't have been me. Mine are without fault.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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you have underestimated the parsnip
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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I have NOT
I had merely forgotten it. Mmmm, parsnips
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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i fucking love parnsips
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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Do you at least rubber them up first?
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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i give them
a quick wash, but no need to go crazy
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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As long as you roast them for long enough afterwards there's no need to let them go to waste either
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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batter them myself, dear boy
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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One can only imagine what with
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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sex juice and love
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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I have fantastic moral correctness you mincing prat.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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See above
Also; bollocks
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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You clearly don't know me in person at all.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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It was meant as a comment on the "mincing prat" thing
However, I've no reason to disbelieve you
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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I love beetroot Grand Moff Merengue, otherwise you're a damn good egg
Altalt: There are worse offenders than you my boy, and you are pretty darn fit if you don't mind me saying
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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There's a beetroot named after one of the top ranks in the Imperial Navy?!
That's fucking BRILLIANT
That's most kind of you dear boy, although I suspect this may be a wind-up
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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As much as you can take things on here seriously......you're a bit of a fittie
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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*blushes*
Awww, you
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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This is fucking weird.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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Don't get jealous dear
You're still my second favourite b3tan who I've had a pint with this month
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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You like sweetcorn?
I'm surprised you still do, what with the amount of it you have to pluck out of your japseye (I AM MAKING A JOKE ABOUT YOU BEING A GAY).
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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Impressive undermining of my "lack of originality" claim there
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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Jicama, I like it so much that every supermarket in 20 miles now stocks it.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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lol
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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Chompy
tell us all how you met your new girlfriend?
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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I was looking for a girlfriend and whispered it to my clubcard late at night.
Next time I was in Tesco express there she was by the ready meals for one.
/old time b3ta fwiends
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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At what point did it move from being friends to being something "special"
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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Travelodge
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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Are you going to celebrate your 1st anniversary by blacking up and putting on a brummie accent?
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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I don't get this reference...
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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Oh yes now I do.
Nope, I don't see any possible situation where blacking up will be a good idea.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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Being chased by a Predator?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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I was recently invited to an olympic themed barbeque
My missus thought it would be acceptable for her to black up and go as Usain Bolt. I disagreed.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Your missus is too good for you
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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Possibly aubergines. Not sure.
Alt: I am one-man grain-going-against machine.
Altalt: Martin, 65, Savoury Preserves Consultant, Partridge-land.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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Eggplants are ace.
I have them whenever I can afford them.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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No they're not you're both wrong.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Never heard of them.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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I actually had to tell old poppet what an aubergine was when I met her.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Did you?
I don't remember that...
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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It was in the pub and I mentioned aubergine, and you said "ya wat mayte?"
and I said, "you know eggplant?" and you said "of course I do yah gallah?" and I said "same thing"
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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*plays mournful piano version of Neighbours theme, used when a character dies*
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Best response EVAH!
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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it's an eggplant
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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I know that, that's why in response to Monty's post, I said "Eggplants are ace", in agreement.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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I thought you couldn't remember what an egg plant is
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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Nope, I'm good ta.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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Going against the grain is sooooooo
mainstream
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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this is why he's a hipster.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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and he'll claim he isn't
using words like 'fucking' and 'shit' which proves he is
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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Are you chatting me up?
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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CQ's more 'alternative' than you.
You are chairman of his fan club AICMFP.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Me and Foggsy are like *that*
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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By this you mean he is on top
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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Broccoli
although it's been hard to get hold of recently, the shit weather did for the latest crop.
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Where the fuck do you live the Faroh islands?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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DOESN'T SOUND VERY 'LOCAL' TO ME
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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who the fuck viists 3 ssupermarkets to find a brocolli
*enter chompy with a repetative incorrect post*
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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ssssssssssssssssssssssssssnakes?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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i'd have to say potato
but peppers were ruddy close.
alt: i fucking LOVE brussel sprouts. love em. would eat a whole sodding plateful.
altalt: bit of a stalkerish question eh? i'm not the best or the worst. i simply endeavour to a: not be horrible enough to any individual to warrant targeting, and b: rely on the fact i've got sod all to steal or ruin.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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Brussels Sprouts are as wrong as pedophilia.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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only if you're a grown up cabbage
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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And if you're a decent human being with, y'know, actual tastebuds and a sense of smell.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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You've only had them overcooked, they're great in stir frys
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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No, I've had them wrong. that's how I've had them.
I don't intend on trying them again.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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hahahaha!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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maybe a touch melodramatic
pedophilia at least you get sent to a place to hang out with other pedos in the name of rehab.
sprout love, you're all alone. surrounded by a rising ring of vivid green smog.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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They're nice slightly over done and mashed (well, crushed) with butter.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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Sweet potato
Fucking nom.
Alt:
Making things work properly. Sick of IT staff "bodging" it
AltAlt:
Possibly me.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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just pop some duck tape on it
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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QUACK QUACK.
there. all fixed.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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*proffers bill*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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Thanks.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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I've never had sweet potato.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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They are like ranga potatos
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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I've had a cute one
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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Really?
They are excellent
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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either roasted, or make soup out of them
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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I peel them into strips and dry them slowly in the oven sprinkled with olive oil, sea salt and paprika
Healthy crisps FTW
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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More like gaybo crisps.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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as long as they aren't cheese and onion, it's fine by me
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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They are really tasty
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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Like your mum's tits.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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Nommy nommy nom nom
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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sounds good, have to try that one
would other flavours work, e.g. salt and vinegar (thinking wean child off walkers )
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Dunno
I think the sweetness works with the chilli
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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I donno, it depends on context.
For staple it'll be something like onion or tomato (for sources), but I love asparagus dipped in a duck egg yolk. I also love auntychokes when they're boiled and you get some alloli or tobacco mayo to scrape the flesh off the leaves with your teeth then finally you get the heart which is Georgia's.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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tobacco mayo?
Also:
Auntychokes is fucking brilliant
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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nothing like an asphyxi-wank by a close relative
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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Shame Uncle Gary got banged up, eh?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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Ahh, Tabasco !
You can always tell when I'm on my mobile and not concentrating.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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tobacco mayo sounds pretty grim
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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I'm hoping for tobasco
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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Reprazentin' for spinach right here
Popeye knew his shit when it came to leafy green vegetables.
Alt: I think Nakers is alright.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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Spinach is pretty damn good.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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I agree
I like it raw in salads and wilted with butter
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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I made that spinach and parmesan breadcrumb ball pasta that you get a Caluccio's once
it was very good, although a pain in the arse to make
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pastawithcourgettesa_93036
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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Sounds nice
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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I have it raw a lot in sandwiches too
I also like it in quiche, or in a pie.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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Had it shredded in a risotto once with goats cheese
V nice
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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I made a greek vegetarian pie with it a couple of weeks ago.
had haloumi and spinach, was very lush.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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*invites self round*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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I was actually really proud of it! I made the pastry from scratch and everything.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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ditto
It has entirely replaced lettuce in sandwiches for me
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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Thanks for the support TUP
also thanks for pointing out the wave of fecal hatred i have to face everyday on here.
If KFC had a theme tune I would hear it playing quietly in the backround.
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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TUP is a welsh word for
'not right in the head'.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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A "tup" in Sunderland is a fuck
i.e.
Did you tup her?
Aye, up the shitter
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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It's clear that Nakers thinks I am a simpleton he could fuck.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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+ up the shitter
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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+ pints of cum
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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*pleads 5th*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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Broccoli and peppers. Can I have two? I am a greedy guts after all.
Alt: painting little men
Alt alt: AA and gonz like sharing, I like to think I'm quite open (to constant abuse) as well.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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the twitter fiasco really proved that
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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Tangles is wrong, dyaaky.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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What's that about?
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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Have I missed this?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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Bobby's twitter account was lonked here and he had a spazz out
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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Ahh, OK
I don't understand Twitter
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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I didn't spaz out i asked for the picture to be taken down.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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What was the pic of Bob?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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My twitter front page, with my gorgeous face on it. And lots of tweets.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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Ahhh OK
I can understand why this might upset you
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Indeed, some of those tweets were embarrasingly dull.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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It was more who posted it than what was posted. Plus it had my rl friends details on
Which I now know is bad form to post as battered carefully explained to me
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Peppers are a fruit.
So are you.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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I did not know that, so do I have to suck cock now and like shit music.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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I'm afraid so.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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Man I was my enjoying my Curtis stigers marathon
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Did you check that Grand Funk Railroad recommendation I gave you?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Yes. Good shout! I think my tastes are a bit more blue grass/southern music but that was good.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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You might like some of the Grateful Dead then.
My tips: Workingman's Dead and American Beauty, both good country style LPs. Much more mellow than most of my records but excellent nonetheless.
cf Flying Burrito Bros, New Riders of the Purple Sage
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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Love the grateful dead, saw them in Chicago, minus the dead one.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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dead oneS
Their best member, Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan(sp), died in the early 70s.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Ooh trivia. Cheers for suggestions, when I get real Internet ill check out your suggestions.
You might want to check out brother beyond and wet wet wet.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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Nice.
The best Dead records are Live Dead, Aomoxoa, Anthem of the Sun and perhaps either Steal Your Face or Europe 72.
I recommended those other two as they were closer to what you were asking for.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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You should make playlist on spotify, I'd subscribe.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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In reality I'd never get it together, but ta.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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I'd subscribe, but never get it together to actually listen.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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*useless cunt fives*
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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*shows ropes*
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Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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*lubes anus*
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Carrots, Broccoli, Parsnips, Potatoes, Onions, Sweetcorn, the list goes on
I don't think I could choose one.
Alt: Chicken and marmite sandwiches.
AltAlt: Probably me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Beautiful South lesser known b side
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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How did your soup get on?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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I didn't end up doing it last night, doing it tonight instead.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Cool whats going to be your spin on it?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Going to stick in the slow cooker overnight with some carrots, grated celery, a little thyme, and onions
Allow that to cook overnight, then I'll sieve it through, remove all bones and add some noodles and sweetcorn, as well as some chilli flakes, allow them to cook through, then just season to taste.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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I taste by putting it in my fucking mouth
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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Yes, that's what I'm going to do too, then add certain things to make it taste better before serving it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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Spunk?
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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No.
Salt, pepper, things like that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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Boring!
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Vegetable man where are you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e1RUXUx7o
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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I also like the JAMC cover.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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Good call.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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Right, fuck the lot of you.
I've finished writing my prac report, I'm off to bed. Have an awful afternoon, or don't, I don't care.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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Wank off kangaroo lover.
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Brocolli - it's bloody brilliant.
Alt: Brussles Sprouts - especially with a bit of bacon in. But then, bacon makes everything better.
AltAlt: Don't worry, if you get in to proper financial shit there's always some fat, desperate, pseudo-American who will pay your mortgage for you; leaving you free to drink yourself to death.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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OMG I forgot about the bacon thing I was reading....
Let me find it and link
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/13/bacon-baconalia-has-it-gone-too-farNo mention of Bacaine :(
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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Dude ta re gaz, sorry I didn't reply.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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No Probs.
As long as you saved the link
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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Bacon toothpaste? That's fucking rank.
Otherwise - I'm afraid that *most* bacon related things are fine by me.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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Agreed
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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A bacon sandwich with onions and mushrooms where they've all been fried in the same pan is better than fine, it's magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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That sounds better than someone else paying for me to skydive and stealing sweets from the odeon combined!
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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You can get paid to Skydive?
Is this some kind of Colcloughesque rouse?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Sprouts blanched and stirfried in the pan from which a beef joint has just been removed
are fucking outstanding, also good with chestnuts - although that is flatulence gelignite.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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*adds to recipe book*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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lightly steamed kale drizzled with garlic butter is also lush.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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+ finely chopped red chilli
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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+ pints of cum
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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I bloody love Kale.
Kale in mash is amazing!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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I think they went downhill after Fish left
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Bacon
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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Needs moar bacon.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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+ two slices of bread
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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I am going to attempt to remove the hardrive from my old broken laptop
and save the photos and stuff on there to my new computer at some point, i think the chances of success are around 35%
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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I bought a USB connector with an SATA interface at the other end so you just plug it in like any external drive.
It's really easy.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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If its an old laptop it might not be a SATA drive
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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That one does IDE as well
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Thats OK then
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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It's not that old, 7 years maybe?
anyway I'll get the drive out and have a look see hwat it is before buying anything
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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Not that old?
7 years?
These two statements do not go together.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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Nonce
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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GREAT SUBTHREAD, NAKERS!
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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i thought I'd entice all the nerds out with some tricky technical shizzle
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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And then upset them all with your wilful lack of understanding of any advice they give?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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I never get upset-
And theire advice got my router working :p
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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I *knew* those nerds would come in handy one day.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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Yes, very much so
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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that's the plan!
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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That's pretty much what I intend to do
with Monty's machine when I get around to fixing it.
Although, depending on how much crap he's got on there, I may well just stick a pen drive in, instead.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Is it a SATA drive?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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It's an Acer...
i haven't taken the drive out yet to have look.
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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did anybody else lol at that article in Vice about goths?
There's a picture of a steampunk in it.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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I don't read vice.
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PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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it's funny, but the website is better.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Does anybody else read Vice?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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it's a bit alternative for my taste
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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but not as alternative as a steampunk ICP fan.
Soz :'(
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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B3tards won't work on my iPad so here is a link to a kitten doing a joey deacon impression.
i.imgur.com/tpjyt.jpg
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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That's shit, son.
This (shamelessly stolen from /talk) has had me in fucking fits, though:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_ah63153bXx0/TPcsKOI2m_I/AAAAAAAAEgU/eov5x8C_KY0/s1600/Faggot-Family.jpg
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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I cannot recommend clicking that link enough.
I keep sneaking another look and lolling.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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The dad looks like AA
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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HAHA!
He does as well.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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No it doesn't.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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He does.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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In other news I am tempted to start early in the pub.
And by early I mean
NOW.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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Now is an acceptable time.
You have my blessing.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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Well start a new thread about it Warwick
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PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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I have already started two threads in the last 24 hours. Modesty prevents me from starting a third.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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I have sent back te useless headphones and ordered the normal ones i get
this is good news, although not necessarily for you
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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*writes this down*
This is dynamite stuff, Nakie-noo, keep it comin'.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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If you phone the BBC quickly they'll be able to headline this on the 6pm news.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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maybe we should 'tweet' them?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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