Good news everybody.
Syria is kicking off again, www.guardian.co.uk/world/middle-east-live/2012/jul/18/syria-crisis-damascus-diplomatic-battles-live

Looks like Assads brother in law and security chief were both killed by a suicide bomber during a meeting. Bomber was a bodyguard for one of them, a number of other high profile cunts are injured.

Yay suicide bombers... seems weird saying that but I think of it a bit like Operation Valkyrie.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

19 days to go then.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I will revise that statement and say it'll be over at the weekend.
After friday prayers there will be some serious trouble.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

9, surely?

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Alright 'Paul Hardcastle', that'll do.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

tricky was due back from getting married yesterday
nobody's heard from him, new owners are not impressed by his lack of professionalism as they're on site introducing themselves to the staff.

Tricky gawn git fayerd

:O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

So you sold the company?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

we have indeed, we're still stuck here for 6 months though (lease on office expires then) under our new company
brill!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Why'd you sell? Need more helicopter fuel.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

it was either invest to grow (which to be fair none of us could afford to do), carry on as we are or sell
we were approached by a much larger company and decided to cash in

whats it to you eh, beaky?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I'm interested in that sort of thing.
I want to become a billionaire at somepoint. I need tips.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

i'm a long way from a billionaire :(
thanks for undermining my greatest achievement

:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

You'll get there, just invest some of your money into my landfill mining buisness.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Will the new owners carry on the Quentin account on here?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

ITS NOT PART OF THE CONTRACT OH SHIT OH SHIT WE NEED TO AMEND OH SHIT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Leaves more time to concentrate on his music, I suppose.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Was he getting married in Syria?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

POLAND
I don't "get" suicide bombers, chompy

how come they haven't worked out you can leave or throw a bomb and then run the fuck away?

How come chompy?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

For the glory of Allah apparently.
That and the 72 virgins they get.
( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

They're the most effective anti personel weapon there is,
the ultimate "smart bomb" they can go around security, they can be detonated at the perfect moment and time, they can adapt to changes and if you're strapped up to the max you get more explosives than something you can throw.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

yeah but

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

But someone has to kill themselves...
it's a big but.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

and i cannot lie!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Its a click from sportscow

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Maybe he decided to stay in Poland
Open a BMW dealership
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I say put ken livingstone in charge

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

rge ins
(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I like this
The snidy little cunt
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Sod that, when are we off to give the Argies a good kicking?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

How long 'till the head honcho goes?
He seems like he is in this for the long haul.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

this is the worst day of my life.
Some QOTWers are accusing me of being Rory's sockpuppet.

Sadtimes :'(
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Ha!
No way, Rory's funnier than you
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

So are genital warts

(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i know embarrassingly little about current affairs
I shall perhaps buy a newspaper later and catch up

In other 'news' I just had a call from some dude (I get them every day) asking for someone who hasn't had this phone number in 3 years. Sounds like an Indian call centre. Anyway, I told him to take me off the list as I get these calls all the time and he said "no no no no no no no, I won't do that" and put the phone down. I'm already registered with TPS, what the fuck do I do now?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

If you've got the number he called from ring up the TPS and let them know.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i don't
perhaps next time I should pretend I am that woman and get more details
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

TPS can't help with international calls.
we're on it, still get the guys pretending to be from Windows.
Gutted as they never ring when I'm in, I want to wind them up by using my Linux laptop and then getting all confused when they ask me to click on the Start button.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

damn it

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

The best thing to do with those guys is boot up a virtual machine
and log into the website they give you, they'll go AHAAA YOU NOW OWE US MONEY then you go AHA I can just close the VM. and they do a cry.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

They ask you to go to a website then demand money from you?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Pretty much they say "I'm from microsoft and oh noes your windows is infected go to www.legitimate-website.org/honest to fix it."
then you go there and they say, "now just accept the download and the active x plugins" etc and then you're infected with a keylogger or something.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Ahh OK

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

The ones I spoke to for over half an hour kept asking me to go to a logmein site
so that they could repair my computer remotely for me.
Luckily I was lying about having a computer in front of me.
Still I managed to get them to call back three times over the next week to keep trying.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)

yup, that's what they do..
know a couple of people who've been done over, E-mail accounts hacked etc. Not nice when all your contacts list inc vicar, school etc gets hardcore porn from you.....
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I'd have thought the vicar would be quite pleased about this

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Be a racist.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Nice to see them putting the "fun" back in to fundamentalism. And the "mental".
I think Foghorn Leghorn was part of the Syrian regime, "Assad, Assad....".
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

LTI fuckface.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)

How was your piss up.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Quiet & refined.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Unlike you.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Quite.

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Because monty wasn't there being a racist?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I tend not to be one IRL.
Not out loud, anyway.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Just using the art of mime

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

How does one perform a racist mime?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

*like this*

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oof! Bloody hell Chompy, bit strong don't you think?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

*rubs eyes and looks sad*

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

You should be locked up
in a glass box
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I'll just pull it into position with this transparent rope.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Careful, it's quite windy out.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

That'll cause havoc with his umbrella.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I bet he looks shocked/sad

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Hmmm...
*Stretches eyes horizontally from the side and bows* /asian
*Hail's Hitler* /pretty much anyone
*doesn't do anything* /french
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

+ the art of banners and marching

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Looks like the 4th divisions barracks is now under attack
/4th division is the "elite" unit run by Assads brother.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Another brother?
Or the dead one?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

The dead one was his brother in law (married Assads sister)
The 4th div is run by Maher Assad, he looks gay to me.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Surely the rebel forces can sneak in the back door then

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'm not sure I care that much.
Regardless if who wins, how will it impact me?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Probably means that you'll be able to get some cheap package deals to Syria in about a decade.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

doubt it, I suspect a more Islamic regieme will take over.
Democracy as long as you're male. And religiously righteous.

They aren't mad for a charter-flight of slappers off their tits on sangria. In general.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Oh noes, poor elite guard, they dont stand a chance :(

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

War eh, what is it good for? I'll tell you what it's good for, inspiring amazing programmes like Band of Brothers
And keeping the history channel balls deep in Nazi documentaries.
( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Nazi sharks ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Great Whites
Shit Jews/Blacks/Other
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'm disappointed at the lack of response to this

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Everyone's gone. sporters.
I think we didn't get the memo.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Are you two still here?
The coach left hours ago.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I forgot to get my slip signed by my parents
:(
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

"Special" Klub was on and I needed a poo

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

You'd both better come up to my office then...

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Also regieme change.
removal of despotic rulers
and getting your fingers and tops off grateful liberated local girls.

Also keeping Airfix in business.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Is dozed here? I'm having a great pint in a great pub in york

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Is it whisky? don't mention whisky

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Nah, thompson something
I also have pork scratchings, which are 46% fat, bit like you
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

That's funny I'm eating a cat which is 100% pussy, just like you.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

ZING!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

KAPOW

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

i have just come out of a very important meeting, there's a lot of stress and detail involved in the takeover and setup of a new business
but i felt i just had to post something here, as it is, without any hint of uncertainty or ambivalence the shittest thing that has ever been on the popular page
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Don't blame me
I didn't click it.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

but i do blame you, tangles
I blame you HARD
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Soz Quents.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

You had anything to eat yet nakkers?

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Nah, taxi driver took us to the place he'd go. We didn't go in
This pub doesn't serve food
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I highly recomend the sandwich shop at the bottom of stonegate

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I GONE DONE A NEW THREAD.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)