bring me up to speed on current ot drama
what's the skinny? who's fucked with who? who stole who's stash out of whose girlfriend's shed on facebook and who's whiteknighting them for it?

alt: top tip for flouncing online?

alt alt: top tip for flouncing offline?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

i dunno im so out of the loop man
its bashes what cause all this. and mongs off the internet
( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

when shutins leave the house
there's always going to be teething troubles
specially internet mong shutins.
that's why i stay here in the Top Secret* Bunker**


*only my mum knows, so she can bring me adult diapers, tea, man-size kleenex and grab bags of doritos


**shed
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

saying that, i am actually visiting internet next week
but not the weird creepy sad fucking kind so it totally doesnt count
( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Silly Rosie.
That's the only kind of internet there is.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)

poor b3th :(

( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I missed it all.
But on the plus side, I have a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

have a pint missed it all
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Me too man. I have a pint too.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Oh man I don't. It's so unfair.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

You could always go and buy yourself one.




Oh.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have £5 to last me a week.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I barely scraped by last week.
Poverty is hilarious. I love it.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

IT SO IS!!!!

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)

And some lemon haze

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Beautiful

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

achingly?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I've been banned from gazzing :(
From now on I guess I'll just have to tell people's ugly girlfriends how shit they are when they're online, on via the popular page

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)

hoshit what if we dont have an ugly girlfriend?!

( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I haven't got any kind of girlfriend.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

and now you're stepped.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Silly Robert.
All because he couldn't handle his beers. Or be funny.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)

And baroness is friends with cr3

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

so you think I got stepped cos that ugly stripper youk3e poking knows a mod?
Shit. Abuse of power or what
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)

BULLET PROOF QUINTS

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Mate, thats fucking downhill for you.
Imagine if your misses got grief off someone just because she looks alright and is dating you?

Proper fucking creepy you're being there, she don't know you.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Monts I'm drinking one for you.

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Has literally everyone here got a pint apart from me?

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

YES

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I've only got a bottle :(

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

:o(((((((
First Robert - now Bottlegate.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I haven't.
There is, however, a massive toblerone in the fridge.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Put it in a pint glass then gloat with us b3th

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I've got a second.
Some Bath Ales organic layer.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Is that some kind of soil? A layer of what? Loam?

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Well stone me.
I have been enjoying myself and my SECOND PINT so much, I never noticed a predictive text error.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Seriously?
About fucking time.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

YEAH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)

What the hell I cant be bothered to trawl.
Chompy who you been bullying?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I feel like watching the last scene of star wars to celebrate

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I'm trying to watch 3 Buce Lee movies
All I've done so far is fast forward through most
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

The Big Boss is shit.
Enter... and Game of Death are his only really good films and GoD wasn't even finished.

Jimmy Wang Yu was much better.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Fist of Fury?????????
Silly Monty

Jimmy Wang Yu mother fucker bruce willis best line ever
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

*wobbly hand gesture*
I genuinely don't rate him and I am quite the connoisseur of 70s kung fu.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Thats why I'm fast forwarding much atm :(

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

What you want, old son, is One Armed Boxer II.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Anything with Sam Seed as the teacher

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Watch tipping point on itv, new Gameshow.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Not sure Bruce Lee is on that one, Bobzo.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

He should be, he'd do well.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

PS don't listen to Bobby, he's a dunce.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

This place is bad for my self esteem.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

eh? whose stepped?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

You have dumb ass, Please keep up

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

fuxcks sake!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

You've been stepped so that means you have to sit on the naughty step.
Get away from the keyboard

It's true it's on the interweb
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

well can someone run under my arms or whatever to unstuck me?x

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Lol your not the son of god you're a very naughty boy

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

LISTEN QUENTIN IGNORE ALL THIS SHIT STAY TRUE TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE
also we're all grownups here and he was only being a dick online. I think everyones safe from the madeup user name who doesn't know any details apart from other peoples made up usernames and whatever else people decide to put on a public messageboard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

but he totally knows we all have ugly girlfriends!

( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

no supermodels ever felt the need to post on a messageboard full of fat mentals
that was always going to be a given
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Baldmonkey things the baroness is attractive.
AND THATS WHAT MATTERS!
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

All that's fairly true
but he was being a dick, and instead of moving on and not doing it again he kept going. And when cr3 took his gaz access away and asked for an explanation he came on here and was a dick about it.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

him being a dick is pretty amusing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Not as amusing as him being stepped.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

he'll be back
I imagine he'll start all over again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Hold up wait a minute, (something about hotstepper)
Did he acutally send them Gazzes, I thought it was a wind up?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

He did, my girlfriend wasn't much pleased, but ignored it.
then he sent another today.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)

FOOK i clicked that one I thought it was a joke, not a real Gaz

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)

omfg i cant believe you clicked it
your name gets put on the list now
( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Not the naughty list?

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)

i probably shouldnt even be replying to you
they'll assume im a troll like you and stick me on there too :(
( rosalicious, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)

I'm no troll I don't even like bridges

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Has something been deleted and some sort of fall out has ensued?
Do tell.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

I deleted because people weren't taking my poll seriously.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

What was your poll?
I'll take it seriously. I may think it's shit, but serious shit.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

What profession I should choose on guild wars 2.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Ah...
Important stuff then...yeah, sorry but everyone will rip the piss out of that sort of question. You should have asked Labs on FB - he'd know.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I know nufink honest Guv.

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Bet it was you that caused it all.
You and that bloody monkey. What have you done with Octavia?!

this is bizarre
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)

I aint no snitch

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Yeah?
What if we can provide witness protection?

It's that or the monkey gets it.
*turns spotlight on full glare*
*gets out bucket of water*
*Guantanamos*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)

My pray blanket is like a sheild of steel

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)

You'll be praying by the time we've finished with you
How have I managed to become 'Bad Cop'? I'm always Good Cop in my head.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)

If swipe sent that message I would be well worried

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Well, that's because she's a lawyer
and it's all about the filthy lucre.

Whereas I'm just a limp-wristed penniless academic type.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I'm batting way above my average.....
Having a conversation with you then.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I was always more of a rounders player than cricket
If you can call sitting in the long grass and talking about boys playing rounders.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

I was more of the kissycat kind of guy.
Our girl track and field team won the county championship thanks to me.

unfortunatly running away from me :(
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

You should have been carrying chocolate, not scoffing it ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Never have really been a Choc person, even in my childhood,
Now a sherbet dipdab or a wham bar, thats a whole other story
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Sherbet dipdabs were ACE!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Cola cubes, Bon Bon's, Sherbet Lemons OMG OMG OMG
I could go for like ever with this one
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Don't forget FLYING SAUCERS!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Talking of Flying Saucers, I'm going to watch Fringe for a bit now, ta-ta!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

I misread the word fringe
I'm not saying what I thought it said.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)

because of all the dried spunk

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Of course

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Eeeewww!
*wrinkles nose*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

This place gets worse every day.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Fuck Off

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)

After you shitcunt.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

After you shortarse

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Cunt off wankface.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Shut it Peter Dinklage

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

That's my insult

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Sorry I'll try another one

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Shut it Tony Cox

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)

You can all fuck off.
I am drinking various ciders whilst preparing for going on holiday in the morning.
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Shut it Mark Northover

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I had to google who that is.
You sexually defunct twat.
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Drink some of this
www.ratebeer.com/beer/elysian-poison-dwarf-scottish-style-ale/65270/
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Poison dwarves is what Keith Richards and others have called the tough little street fighting men of Glasgow. Ruthlessly hoppy for a Scottish ale, brewed with Pale, Crystal, Special B malts and brown sugar. Bittered with Centennial and finished with Cascade hops.

Listen Batts you undersized pick of a man, have a good break.
Leave B3ta till you get back.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)

I intend to thanks, however I will be here a little bit this evening in between packing & drinking.
How tall are you HH? You seem quite free with the height comments.
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

6'2"
Seriously you are one of the people I do actually like on here, have a great trip
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:35, Reply)

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Chin Chin
Lolz I'm outta here.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)