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sort of, the new owners are coming in to the office to see himhe's gone out with one of our solicitors for a meeting, without telling anyone.
clever
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You run such a professional company(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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not my company anymoreit's a 'going concern', meaning i have to 'get the fuck out of here' before they find out they've bought a pile of shit
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I've been pretty busy todaybut even so, this place has been a morgue recently.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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you really didI mean many of us did, but these fuckers just won't go fully mental
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thanks bbz.Alternatively, as this place is so moribund, I'm simply sharing some IRL factoids with y'all.
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shouldn't you be workinghere's a factoid for you, factoid is one of my most hated words. OIt reminds me of Steve Wright
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what did you eat, I had a cold meatball sub as there is no microwave here(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I'm reading this, it's great www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/joris-luyendijk-banking-blog/2012/mar/06/welcome-banking-blog
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I not gonna get to see the Olympic flame today as I have to pick up the sprogI'm a little sad about thyis
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I having a 'reduced fat' tuna & cucumber sammich really being good?I'm going with yes.
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Right I'm calling it/OT time of death recorded here.
RIP 4 Eva in rhartz
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am I really a massive troll?Or is my comedic schtick just quenderously misunderstood?
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Nope, not a trollComedic schtick = tedious ramblings which we understand well enough
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irony is surely your best friend.I mean, I could do something tremendously innovative and deeply amusing like copy the usernames of other posters on the forum.
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I was quite satisfied with your reply till you edited itsuccinct and aloof. A good job I thought. Trust you first instincts plummers, they're usually the best ones.
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That al thing was disproved feckin yonks ago plumberoo, do keep up (, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Company conference call is on at the moment.Lots and lots of guff. All I care about is whether or not I'm getting a bonus this year, not what strategies we're using to gain new clients.
Why can't there be a conference call for people who're just here to do a job, get paid and go home? :(
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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I don't want to get to the top of this company.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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They're talking about business pipelines delivering healthy margins now.Uggggghhh
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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I'll deliver healthy margins into your pipeline in a minute, sonny(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:34,
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Those people dont do conference calls(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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i have vegetarian lasagne with feta and asparagus and spinach and peasit is pretty nice. well spotted.
needs MOAR MUSHROOMS though. everything in life is improved by the addition of mushrooms. and a bit of chilli.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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yeah I guess so.I have had pizza and garlic bread and a little bit of a chocolate gu thingo. I feel like a massive internet fatty, so I'm going to bully you all even worse, to compensate for my low self esteem.
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You'll always be hated here.A schizophrenic, maladjusted little troll like you? Yup. Forever in your mother's basement.
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"maladjusted"good word
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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i like thishowever, i feel the need to point out that while i may be schizophrenic and maladjusted, my mother has no basement and i own some prime real estate in kensington
while you are nothing but a weak and pathetic student in a country that no-one respects
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The bench outside McDonalds is not "prime" Q(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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can't you?i always do. on some posts anyway.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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woooo real life to get in the way now!going to go molest my visitor.
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And I'm supposed to be impressed that a person several years older than myself, who has already been through university and is apparently a lawyer man thingo is able to do things like that?Nup, sorry. Failing to see the achievement.
:D
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that's a very niche fetish you have there, Q(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Does he know where it is yet?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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name that tunecan you guess what it is yet?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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Is it "Slower Than A Cow" by The Wonderstuff?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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...if only you could reach the keyboard(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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....for metre long head dobbers(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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the garlic bread and pizza thing is a tough oneyou go somewhere like fire and stone, right, where one of the starters is hot mini baguettes with ali oli or pesto or chilli dip or houmous. amazing. but then you have pizzas with parmesan baked right into the crust. and dips like tzatziki and sour cream and BBQ sauce. the starter is reeeeeeally going to take the edge off that. so what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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it puts me off thoughi think the choice is either: chilli and coriander mushrooms with ali oli dip and then a pizza. OR have the bread with the houmous and pesto, but then a salad or pasta.
all of which you have to share, because their portions are fucking mahoosive.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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you have to leave room for the ice cream cookie sandwiches, dude(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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pfffftLike I don't have room to spare
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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contrary to their 90s advertising jinglei had 3 cornettos last night
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I now own shoes!Go me, what a playa
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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