Hey everyone, can any of you offer some advice?
I'd like a new phone and I've had my eye on the Samsung Galaxy II, does anyone have one and can recommend it, or does anyone have any other suggestions I might want to consider. I don't want an iphone.

I won't be around much so feel free to fill this thread with abuse and pointless chatter. Thanks in advance.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

The S3 is lovely but the screen appears to be very delicate

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

yeah they don't like being dropped onto a hard surface or being in pockets with keys
stupid slanty eyed fucks can't do anything right
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Good morning Rory, how are you? I trust you're well?
I blame the Muslims myself.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

One of the lads phones here cracked in half in his pocket

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Well the fat cunt shouldn't have sat on it.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

this^

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

The Nokia Lumia 900 is meant to be very good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Microsoft is going to do something seriously disgusting to Lumia owners.
The big with with lumia is that it runs "The latest version of windows" or "The future of generation of windows" or something like that... they make a big deal about it. Yet, in october when Windows Phone 8 comes out, you won't be able to upgrade to it on any current Lumia. Which is a dick move for any phone that is only 4 months old.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Seriously?
Fucking hell. I'm quite glad I didn't go for it in that case. My phone is shit at the minute, but when I can be arsed I'm going to root it, and remove a number of the native applications on there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Yup, there is nothing out that will work with WP8.
WP7 phones will get "WP7.8" which includes the new home screen and a lot of features, but it won't be WP8 with _WP8_'s future upgrades.

I see the point of it, they want the latest hardware running it to show it off, and on the lower end ones WP8 would run shit. But to not support phones less than a year's old, is pretty shit. PLUS, MS were the ones who put some really shit restrictions on WP7 phone manufactures; such as no SD Card and a 800x400 screen resolution.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

You should get an I-phone
good deals at the moment due to rumors of a new one coming out
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Nokia 3210 is excellent, robust and simple to use

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I've had the HTC desire HD since Feb. last year
HTC make some good high end phones.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

and some spectacularly fucking shite low-end ones...
like the wildfire, for example. it's like a cheap plastic case containing a turd.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I've got the Wildfire S.
It's shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Yep the wildfire was shite
I chosen the Desire HD over the i-phone.
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

This is another one I was looking at.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

i have my eye on one too
my cow-irker says it's great, but she's a girl and uses it for texting kittens to herself, or whatever chicks do with phones in pink cases.
i do know that having had a play the camera is nice, the touchscreen is good, and the video it takes is cool, so, you know, when you're making those jackoff videos for okcupid stalking, just remember, it mightbe frighteningly accurate.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I don't like cow-irkers

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Split-arses are people too.
Don't be sexist please, your comments don't stand up to feminist analysis.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

alas, i'm being accurate
it's in a pink case, and from her conversation topics, it IS pictures of kittens interspersed with articles from the celeb gossip section.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'm due one too, I'm waiting for the iphone 5.
But I think I might just buy one outright and get a super cheap contract.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Stay away from Nokias
The newer ones have issues with their mini-USB ports. As in they break. And then UPS lose the phone.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

if you get a blackberry people will think you're a business man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I have a blackberry
and am super important.

FYI.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

me too man, i don't give a fig for these huge phones with massive screens that look like kindles
shove 'em up your bumhole
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Blackberrys are for benders.
This is known as indisputable fact amongst the technical community.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

how so?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

They're fucking awful, they really are.
1) BBPin - WTF? Seriously?
2) Why does every teenage girl want one? They're a buisness tool.
3) They were made to be sold en mass to large companies with enterprise email systems.
4) They don't do anything your average feature phone doesn't.
5) BBServer is a real fucking bitch and not a patch on Exchange.
6) Why the hell does any phone need a joystick of any kind in this day and age?
7) 320x240 screens, in htis day and age, is proper fucking low res. To give you an idea, the iphone screen is 960x640.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

They're no fucking use in enterprise environments, either
We use them and they're nothing but trouble.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

1. i don't know what bbpin is? the bbm messaging pin thing? yeah i guess whatsapp made that obsolete
2) cos people are thick, that doesn't make it a abad phone
3. most business people i know and work with have them so i guess that worked
4) exactly, so why get something with a huge screen that takes forever to type a quick email up on?
Five: don't know, don't care
6) i dunno, i guess for smaller, more precise movement than your fat fingers can do on your big gay screen
7. my 9810 is 600×480, so you're talking out your leaky bumhole. and as my screen doesn't take up the whole size of the phone, it doesn't look like i'm carrying a big silly kindle everywhere
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

technical community?
And you wonder why you are all single.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I know why I'm single. I'm a terrible, terrible, awful excuse for a human being.
As for the rest, it's mostly ugliness and poor personal hygiene. I like it that way. I feel all genetically superior.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Hahaha.
*polishes turd*
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

If he starts talking about 'metalanguages' like young Dozer was yesterday
then it's all over for the poor garcon.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You'll find I'm a pragmatist.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I have a bb, it is "fucking shit"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

The biggest critism the Galaxy III has had is, "It's not a HTC One-X".
Pretty much every gadget magazine has said that.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

alright Gonz.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

You should get a waterproof one
I hear the Peter Storm 6210 is excellent
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Try the Wasp T12 Speechtool

(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Thanks man

(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

^ ^ THIS ^^

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

The Motorola Micro-Tac 8000
is peerless.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

So space-age.
So 'Matrix'.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Proper man's phone.
For men.

When men were men.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Thanks "Remington Steele"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

HTC Desire HD.
Way better than iPhones.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

havinga smart phone that isn't an I-phone is basically you telling the world that you are a povvo who can't afford an iphone

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Are you chanelling Steve Jobs?
I didn't have you down as a sheepish fashion victim, Nakers.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Me neither.
I had him as firmly in the 'bent spastic' camp.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

The least popular of all the Scouts summer trips

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

baa
I really like my iphone and the only complaint i have would be the battery
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

would be the battery apart from Asperger's is bum-AIDS. And leprosy. And some other shit they don't even have names for yet.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

In that case we can name it after you can't we
"i have a nasty dose of monty-palsy with some Boyceitis of the cock"
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

No we can't.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

You're an idiot.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

He went into 'Phones4U'
and they knew he was coming so they remerchandised the whole shop so it was all iPhones.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I can't help it you you can't a afford a decent phone on an administrator's wage
Keep your bitterness to yourself
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I'm not an administrator by the way.
My main reason for not having an iPhone is I hate iTunes, they're good phones but I don't buy a phone to prove how much I earn, that is ridiculous. If you bought a non apple smart phone you'd have that extra £10-£15 a month plus £100ish to invest in something for your kid.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Like prophylactics.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Or 'silence-bribe sweets'

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

i have one of these,
its amazing, except the volume rocker fell off.
However, on the plus side, its been in the river twice and survived.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I've got a Samsung Galaxy S2 and it is excellent.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

a Samsung Galaxy S2 hepatitis C
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

It's like you KNOW me, Boyce.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I do know you.
Who do you think gave you the 'hep'?
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)

2 Para.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Now this is class
www.privateline.com/IMTS/Mark1000Canyon.jpg
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

It fucking is.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

That's fucking great.
And I'd have a really hot chick carying the case for me. She'd be all done up in a buisiness suit. With glasses. And the phone would ring and she would purr "It's the Prime Minister!" and I'd be like "take a message".
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Stop copying my actual life.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Funny she never answers when I ring you?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I'm very generous with the time off I give her.
That and of course she doesn't answer when she's noshing me off which she is pretty much 'twenty four seven' as we super-spies call 'all the time'.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That's ace
In completely unrelated news, I now want to start drinking Johnnie Walker
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

she's chosen Black Label,
when the Blue Label is far superior.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

She wants her face ironing for that, eh Winders?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

well,
maybe not a full ironing, but certainly a back handed slap to the pretty side of her face.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Walker scrapings
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's grim.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

omnomnom

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

grimthe only way monty gets any protein in his diet
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I'm not sure you're allowed a phone.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I have a 2, it's great, get a 3 though if you're willing to spend the extra.
But the S2 is as good as you'll need for most things, just not quite as fast or quite as long a battery life as the S3
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I've got a smart phone! In fact I'd go as far as to say it's 'well smart'.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Unlike you, you scruffy oik
Haircut and a spell in the army is what you need
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

^This^
And get a proper job.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Bit of National Service is what he needs.
"Gunner Boyce! Did you shave today?"
"Yes, Sir. Dude. I mean, yes dude, Sir!"
"What with? A FUCKING HOUSEBRICK?"
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I bet he'd cry when they cut his hair.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Cry like a girl.
And when did he last have a shave?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I had a 'Grade O' for ten years.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Chemotherapy isn't an excuse.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Does it look good in a suit?????!!?!?!?!???!?!??!!
LOL!!!?
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Get a Phillips Savvy.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Or a glass hammer, tub of elbow grease, some tartan paint and a long weight.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

WTFAYBOA
I GOT a Phillips Savvy.
It's fucking GREAT.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I thought you were making it up.
I have had a look and they look like they are made from Lego.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Couterfeit Romanian Lego at that.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Shush it you.
Or I'll tell Amberl that you've been hiding out in /talk.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

OK how much buys your silence.
Name it, it's yours.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Whatever he pays you
I'll add 10% on top for you to tell her.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Can I just say Kroney is a notorious welsher on debts.
Ironic, as he is actually French.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Can I just point out that Amberl beating up Boyce
would be the funniest thing to happen. Ever.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

And the sexiest.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

You thought I was LYING?
On QOTW?
You denty-brained wrongster.
:(
And the Phillips Savvy could only possibly be better if it WAS made out of Lego. A Lego Phillips Savvy would truly be a thing of WONDER.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

It could be called the 'Lavvy'

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

DO YOU GET MY JOKE???

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

:(

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

My first phone was a NEC P3.
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.retrofones.com/images/SV206764.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.retrofones.com/nec-p3-pr-114.html?currency%3DEUR&h=300&w=400&sz=117&tbnid=-VfBue7PBdbS9M:&tbnh=92&tbnw=122&zoom=1&usg=__yBhISvYjpvT6pjzxsG_UIPZijaY=&docid=BkW6p7v_3t7YwM&sa=X&ei=Sg4RUJvxGYq80QX18ICYCg&ved=0CFwQ9QEwAw&dur=3149

Fucking brick. The contract was £25.00, years ago, and the phone was £100.00. No texting, just analogue calls.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

b p

Don't be so hard on yourself - lots of people bought them. In Romania.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I think they were big in Poland too.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

the company I worked for at the time had a phone that you slung over your shoulder.
Some huge Ericsson thing - cost about £1,000 in 1994. Had call time of about 60 mins.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I remember them!
It looked like a car battery, with a phone mounted on top.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

The very same.
Didn't drop calls as often as my Blackberry does!
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

i fucking love my iphone
it looks good and does everything perfectly. also the camera is ace, as i proved today by some cracking pics of the olympic torch when they kindly carried it straight past my office.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

they did the same here!! omg are you next door?!?!?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

under your desk

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

They ran it past mine, too.
I didn't take any photos, on account of not giving a shit.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i took 4 photos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

not giving a shit being a miserable old curmudgeon
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

If I wanted to see a ginger chav running down the street in a tracksuit holding something that didn't belong to him
I'd go for a walk in Slough.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

this was quite good for you

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

High praise, indeed.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

this won't make me sleep with you
find a welsh or kiwi b3tan and chat them up
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

alright, even though I can't see or even reply to this comment due to having you on ignore
Can you please stop disagreeing with me on the internet?

You horrible troll.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

silence is golden

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

more teasing about my stammer, this is bullying of the worst kind.
*gazzes mods*
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

soz dudettes
Only just seen the Naked Ape iPhone comment.

What a fucking spastic.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I have an iPhone.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I really want one now you've said that.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

'Course you do. Geezer, in'I?

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

have an iPhone am a sheep incapable of thinking for myself, i buy what everyone else buys because 'oooh shiny!'

Anything and everything made by Apple is shit, trendy bollocks, it's no better than anything else on the market because it's made of white plastic or has coloured covers or iTunes or pointless little fuckking 'apps' every other phone has.

fuck off, shove it up your arse and die, seriously go on DIe.

PRICK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ken Oath.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

thx MB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You would.
Because you are in the know in the "technical community".

More like care in the community.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Homsexual community more like.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It's absolutely perfect for what I want in a phone, which is something that's intuitive enough that I don't need to think to use it.
This is because it is expressly designed for people who're too stupid to apply any sentient thought to the things they use. Like Nakers.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Think about using it???????
It's a fucking phone. Dial, speak. I think that covers it.

I suppose you've got music and porn and films and tv and pictures of u wiv ur m8tes?
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Of course not. I'm in IT
I don't have any fucking mates, you moron.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I wasn't thinking. I was being
what we in the intelligence community call intuitive.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I didn't know you, too, were a super-spy.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, yes. I work for The Company.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I'd like to be a spy.
I could wear a dinner jacket, and shag gorgeous women.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I'm afraid you're not *quite* what we're looking for,

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

The name's Bond.
Brooke Bond. I'd make a better spy than you anyway.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i wish i could gaz you death threats :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, you liar.
I'm one of the best things on the internet and you know it.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

yeah, til the next one comes out in 6 months
YOU FUCKEN MUG
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Time at the 'baaaaa' please

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

is that simply because they cost the most
Even though the actual phone is far from the best on the market?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It was because when I swapped contracts
the 4S was the cheapest phone to switch to. Nothing more complicated to it than that. You know what? It's a great phone.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i don't get why people say the iphone is more money
both mine were free.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Because you sucked off the manager of the carphone warehouse.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I still haven't the heart to admit I was only a customer.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Have an iPhone, shit battery, everything else works fine. Looked at the galaxy s3 and decided the iPhone looked better.
Not interested in all the technical bollocks, it phones, texts, browses, plays songs, and is easy to use. Siri is shit however.
( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

What's Tom Cruise's daughter ever done to you?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

morning
I have a headache. 2nd cup of tea time.

I have a HTC legend, it's ace
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Why don't you want an iPhone?
Get an iPhone. You didn't want a GPS watch but now you love it. Trust me on the iPhone.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

What's a GPS watch?
Sounds right up my alley.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Why the fuck would you want a Greek Postal Service watch you weirdo?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Wikipedia lists the "purpose" of a GPs watch. I have copied one below verbatim
Locating children and adults with intellectual disabilities that are at risk of wandering or elopement.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

she mean's she's been tagged
dirty bitch was caught smuggling chickens out of Lidl up her ankle skirt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Free range chickens.
I have some standards.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)