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I know how much you lot like talking about food soI just hada Magnum, what's your favourite ice-cream, extra points for nostalgia, being nonced for ice cream and autism sprinkles.
alt: QOTWers, come in, say hello, we're much nicer in person.
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Mitt Romney is moaning about Britains preparedness for the Olympics.Go fuck yourself yank.
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As opposed to the logistical triumph that was Atlanta?(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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His claim to being able to run America is mainly based on him running the Salt Lake city winter olympics.Good one you fuck
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Yeah beacause the winter olympics is easily as big as the summer games(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I saw that.Anyone would think he was trying to deflect attention away from...oh, I don't know...the fact that he's wholly inadequate to run one of the most powefyl offices on earth.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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I had an magnum the other day, was very niceMy favourite is probably a Feast though, they're always good.
Alt: No you're not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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Banoffee is nice.Sainsburys do an excellent posh one.
Qotw makes me touch myself.
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copy and paste it hereyou seem angry at the moment Q, is everything ok?
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Talk is the itv1 to OT's beebnificence. Mint feast obviously or Callipo (
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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What's wrong with that you ponce?(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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I don't know that that's the most favourable comparison, seeing that one earns a good, honest living through selling advertising space, and is open and up-front about its trailer-trash outputand the other (the closest we have to an "official, state TV station") continually fritters away the bottomless pit of income it rakes in from almost every householder in the land, whilst ignoring its pledge to educate and entertain and devoting more minutes to advertising its own products than to actual programme output.
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Ooh, I love a good ill informed rant about the beeb, me.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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I'm the master of ill-informedness.Why let facts get in the way of a good spazz?
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BBC46 Music
Radio 3 and 4
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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The alternative for me is Chris Moyles or a local radio stationI'll take Chris Evans over that anyday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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only if there's no digital radio around(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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BBC4 actually makes me proud of this country.Which is fucking pathetic, I know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Rum 'n' Raisin.Or Mint choc chip.
From here:
www.joes-icecream.co.uk/
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK DO YOU THINK IS WRONG?(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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Nonsensethat one in mumbles is better
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Sorry tubs, I thought that WAS the Mumbles one.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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well there is one in mumbles, but there's one further alongsomething italian. But it's only for local people
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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Nah, you're thinking of Kardomah's.But that's a coffee shop, not JUST for icecreams.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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no, furhter along than that - Verdi's(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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Oh.Aye, they're good too.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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In fact it might have been them I was thinking of.verdis-cafe.co.uk/showmenu.php?page=ice_cream
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Nah it WAS Joe's I was thinking of.Verdi's does meals and that not just ice creams.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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its got an ice cream bitand a food bit
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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also it's the place my dadused to insist we went to when he visited. When I graduated I think I had one of the biggest sundaes ever
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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both are very very nicebut Joes is a bit too sweet sometimes. Still pretty awesome.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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there is one thing south wales is good atand it's ice cream. Mostly because of the italians
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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Isle of Man is pretty good, toobut I can get to Joes and Verdi's much quicker
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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You are so fucking wrong that you make rosalicious look right.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Thayer's in Cardiff is pretty damn spiffing too.We get ALL the best ice cream places in That Wales.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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doesn't really make up for the rest of it though(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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The rest of what?Wales is FUCKING ACE.
The ONLY place to be for snacks that's better than Wales is:
www.falklandpenguins.com/facilities.asp
Diddle dee jam FTMFW
FUCK YOU DAGOS, WE GOT SCONES!
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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I've lived here long enough to know how to enrage the Welsh
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Fucking immigrants.Coming over here, eating our coal.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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You mean that fellow that flew the chopper?More of a Higgins fan myself.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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His moustache isn't as good.And it was the other guy who piloted the chopper. Get it right Monts, please.
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Yes BPtJF, I know.The 'coloured feller'. Hence the 'dark chocolate' reference.
FFS why do I bother?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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soft scoop 99 in a conewith monkey blood
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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I had a solero berry explosion yesterday while walking home from workI should have got the exotic explosion*, that was probably mango and stuff like that, would have been more refreshing I reckon.
*not fukiyama
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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ScrewballsOr Oysters... as a child,
Now I am all grown up I dont eat fucking Ice Cream you bunch of Pederasts
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then you have made adulthood a prison for yourself(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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Bless, he looks so happy about it!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Yeah, you don't eat it.You just smear it over your cock and try to get baldmonkey's kids to lick it off. YOU DISGUSTING CORNETTONONCE!
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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5 out of 7 beat that you fucks
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19001252
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4and it was all guesswork
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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6 out of 7.And I fear flags.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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if we're talking chocolate bar types then definitely crunchie onesbest one i ever had was lemon curd flavour with chunks of jammy dodger in it. but that was a one off. so now it's the peanut butter chocolate caramel one that chokablok do.
or the rose flavoured one that my favourite turkish restaurant does.
ice cream is the only pudding worth eating. everything else can go fist itself.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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well okcheeseboard is better.
we went to this amazing american restaurant for lunch last week; it was all balls and sliders and pesto chargrilled vegetables, divine. then the rest of them ordered pudding. a baked alaska the size of 4 people's heads. i wouldn't touch it with someone else's. nasty soapy brandy drenched thing.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Seriously though, what about crumbles, pies, cheesecakes, etc?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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are people actively trying to make threads thatmake me want to ditch the diet or what?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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I was aiming for a happy joyful threadThen everyone came in here with there mint choc chips and lemon turds and i had to tell them to gtfo
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I like itbut it reminds me that it's sunny and I've not had ice cream yet
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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i don't mind a light english cheesecakeeverything else you described is rank. too heavy and unnecessary.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Not even things like rhubarb crumble?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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How would you prefer it?Baked with a little nutmeg and served with cream?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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fucking disgusting!actually, nibbling at the top is ok. but stewed fruit is gross.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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omnyomnyom(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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I've been given loads of rhubarb for free, it's great!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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chokablok? I never had you down as a tesco sort of girl"lemon curd flavour with jammy chunks" sounds like some sort of internet shock site
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i loathe tescobut unfortunately they are my nearest big supermarket with a car park. to get to waitrose i either have to drag all the bags home or risk a parking ticket. and whole foods is fab, but it's a minimum £75 spend, otherwise the parking rapes your arse at about £12 an hour.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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you have a favourite turkish restaurant(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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i have a favourite everything restaurant!you ever want to eat in london, choose your nationality, and i'll tell you...
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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that's just oddmy next one is ethiopian. i've never eaten at an ethiopian restaurant, but it looks like lots of spicy stews and breads. mmm.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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National Geographic Lols
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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It's not very nice.You get this fucking weird sour bread as your plate which you then eat.
Bunch of shit.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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and I won't be able to afford it/get through the door because I'm to scruffy
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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You need some kind of ice cream based grooming to make you feel better.(
Infidel the biggest liar in Canada, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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S'gotta be a Feast.I miss them, one of the few things I miss about escaping the UK for a new life in the offworld colonies.
I can still get Marmite so not all is lost.
And, hello.
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Infidel the biggest liar in Canada, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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Repressed memory alert.Yeah, actually a man, completely naked apart from a green bobble hat and walking boots, tried to get me to hold his cock in exchange for some ice cream money.
I was about 6 or 7. I don't know how old his cock was but it was wrinkly.
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Infidel the biggest liar in Canada, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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Vanilla of course, just as he promised it would.(
Infidel the biggest liar in Canada, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Eventually yes.Those things are hard to melt.
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Infidel the biggest liar in Canada, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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Rocket ice lolly.I tried saying hello once.
It didn't turn out well.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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