Afternoon O/T
On the radio this morning they were talking about a study the French have been doing, the outcome seems to be that Parisians are rude! When did you last have a “no shit Sherlock moment”?

Alt: So some sports day is kicking off today, how is it affecting you?

Alt:Alt: Plans for the weekend, got any if so share them with us? (If it’s got anything to do with what new mobile phone you maybe getting keep that fucker to yourself).
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Fuck off

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

It’s not supposed to be a personnel attack on you, chill Winston

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

If he thought that he would have run away/surrenderd

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Whiteflaglolz
The French roadside assistance
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I had to call them out to sort a gearbox breakdown once
When they'd finished the car had 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

LTI

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)

*something about Fokkers*

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond is one of those Irishes.
She's also quite fond of wearing black clothes.

When we got hitched last year in Vegas, I thought I'd get her a parasol to keep the sun off her pale skin.

I thought I'd get her a black one, to go with her general attire.

I thought it would be useful if the parasol were also waterproof, just in case it did rain any time during our honeymoon.

... and it was then that I realised.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

that you were marrying a miserable goth?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond is very happy.
As would you be if you'd met me.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

are you threatening to bum me?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Always.

( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

To be sure

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

i used to have a parasol
it was great and works as an eccentric affectation. I might have to get one again
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

"i am a la-ady!"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I've got to convince someone

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

flash 'em your growler

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

...that you were a massive chutney and your marriage was a sham?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Yes.

( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

There's a thing about Roald Dahl on radio 4 at the moment.
He fucked hemingways wife.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

He fucked a few peoples' wives
he was a spy and shit.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Cool guy

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

His ancestor is who dahlia flowers are named after.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

His grandfather was the first person to bring spicy lentils back from india

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

His uncle was the first person to say 'doll' in an American accent.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

His niece once tried to copyright 36.

( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)

He is the Stig AICMFP

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

No you're confusing Roald Dahl with Nigel Mansell.

( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

his granddaughter is gorgeous.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

He wrote "books" for "children"

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

The Twits
was awesome. I could almost recite the whole thing when I was about 7
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

w

Gravity is a cruel mistress, eh.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Also they stink of piss and in kroney's case shit and piss
alt: public transport meltdown/terror attack/chips and cola or something

altalt: I am getting a new landline telephone, it has a curly wire and some buttons
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

one of my colleagues looks just like Ted Bundy
Should I congratulate him on this?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah.
And if he asks if you need a lift anywhere, accept.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I like this.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

swipe likes it more

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

oh man, she bullies me so bad :'(

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

fuck me i hate the "great" british public
Had to stop to dial into a telecon at warwick services. You cannot get near the place for queues of cunts who seem to think that a motorway service station is the dream place to take the family for a picnic. Seriously. Who the fucking fuck DOES that?

And now a load of the careless cunts have smashed into each other on the m40 so this fucking standstill traffic jan goes back 3 whole junctions. Arrrrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

See, that's called retroactive genepool maintenance.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

it's called "get the powerhose on it and reopen the motorway i'm missing a wedding rehearsal"
It's like they didn't think about me at all when crashing into each other like retarded fucking skittles :(
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I always preferd smarties

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

passed it now
They all look ok. Phew I felt a bit bad there. Back to driving...
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Are you b3ta'ing and driving same time?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I know.
I mean - it's "telephone conference" for fuck's sake.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Oh god, I KNOW
I bet they're the sort of cunts that go to steam fairs at the weekend.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

benders?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i used to have to go to those as my brother was in a brass band
mostly I remember the proud, old bearded men sat in deckchairs next to old engines belching smoke next to a cork board full of badges and awards. Then you'd have to go watch the ceremony as a May Queen/Rose Queen/Stinkflower Queen gets crowned amongst 10,000 toilet paper flowers.

I was once just one misunderstanding away from being one of those Rose Queens when I was 15
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Lol
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/27/carl-lewis-mitt-romney-olympics
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

how come its not ok for mitt romney to be racist about the uk but it is ok for boris johnson to be racist about greece and spain?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

none of those things were racist
also Boris isn't in Spain or Greece
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

rommney wasn't in britain
and what boris said wasn't exactly diplomatically delicate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Fuck him, he's a prick
see some of the other things he said
www.salon.com/2012/07/26/the_gaffe_tastic_mr_romney/singleton/
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

PART OF JEREMY HUNT'S BELL FELL OFF
LOLYMPICS!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

HE CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

it's like it was made for the lols

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

It was only the bellend.
The bit in his hand remained.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Still an endless wanker then.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)