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Evening all This message will self destruct in one hour.
What would you do in your last hour?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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Eat steak, drink beer, have a wankOh, you mean my last hour ever?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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I thought I would give you a mo to clean up,Sounds like a great way to go, needs MOAR angry and crying
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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A cleenex stall, in the last hourOMG I would be the bill gates of the apocalypse
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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You'd earn shit loads of moneyand have absolutely nothing to spunk it up the wall.
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Shit I didn't think that one out properly did I?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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How's the law career panning out?(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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or the marketing one, writing really funny adverts and that, rite?(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Alreet plummers?Is Wormy planning to go into advertising; last I heard it was law. Everyone's a fucking lawyer on here; swipe, rory... erm...
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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Battered. is Wormy planning on going into advertising?(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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He gazzed me several months ago asking for advice about it. He is a fucking wanker. Having met the cunt at a bash I decided to give him false advice.
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Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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Shitting hell.I hope that's not what you did to me. I know where you live, you know.
Well, I don't know where you live. But Monty probably does, and he'd totally sell you out for a fiver.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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No. I gave you proper advice that I hope you found helpful (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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Do I have a job yet?DO I?
loljk it was good advice, thanks.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Ooh, you are awfulbut I like you.
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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You know who I like?YOUR MISSUS.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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A bloke went to a fancy dress partycompletely naked apart from a sheet of sandpaper taped to his cock.
"Who have you come as?" asked the host.
"Dick Emery."
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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Was that the same bloke that went to a fancy dress party naked apart from a condom hanging off his face?When he was asked who he had attended as he replied "fuck nose"
Try the veal etc.
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Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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I thought your holiday would have chilled you outDont worry Batts, I still love you xxx
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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Reach me....whoops.. I ment to say make me.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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Doing an epic rap battle, 3 on 3. Me, Wormulus and Monty on Coke
vs
Battered, Stunned and Monty on LSD
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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I thought 'ill' was 'lil'you know, as in 'little'. It made me do a lol.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Haha(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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You gotta show me you got what it takes.I'm off to the shops to buy some kinda bar things, I want some examples when I get back, prefibly dissing Battered.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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Same as I do every other hour.Fuck about online and pretend I had friends.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Wormo seems to have fucked offProbs to decide whose username to copy next.
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What are the weather conditions for your journey? We need details man. Details. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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It's bad mate.I assumed today was Phil Collins. It isn't. It's raining.
In other news, how the devil are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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Splendid thanks. I am overdue emailing you a response, will do so this week. Sorry for the delay. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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No drama.I might soon have more time to consider things.
Gardenlolz.:(
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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Depends.If they want to relocate the project north of the border within 6 weeks of a contract extension, I might be able to engineer a managed exit. If that does happen I'll try and grab a few coins on the way out, but that is unlikely.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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It's absolutely pissed it down the last two nightswith accompanying thunder at five in the bastard morning. Both nights.
Welcome home.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Obvious strike through is obvious. Goodnight.
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Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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So do I, usually.But it's seriously been one really loud thunderclap at half five, and then nothing. Just enough to wake me up without being at all interesting.
The one on Sunday morning sounded like it was right on top of the house. This morning's was a little further away.
There may be more updates tomorrow.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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Alright Jeff?On the way home from the shop to buy some kinda bars I was thinking "I haven't seen Jeff post in yonks now", and low and behold, here you are !
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Life is busy Gonz!I don't have the time I did.
How did the date go?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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I hope its for all the right reasons !I donno man 'bout here. Since we spent the night together, not doing anything bellow the weist, she's been quite on the quiet side =(
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:31,
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That doesn't soundToo encouraging. What did you do to annoy her?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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He didn't do anything below the waist.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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I'm watching your mum fuck you dad up the arse with a strap-on. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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I'm watching Tom Daley wank to Naked Apewhile crying about bullies on twitter.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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I'm watching your mum fuck Tom Daley up the arse with a wanking dad strap on(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm wanking while Nakers' mum and dad are watching in disgust.I don't know who Tom Daley is, but Daley Thompson is coming round later.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Hey, hold on...Did they finally break qotw while I was away?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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Evening JeffHow's it going?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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Busy. Stressed, but generally happy.What is life without a bit of stress, eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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Better? I wouldn't really know...Generally happy sounds alright though.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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Nah, you need a few challenges, otherwise you coast.(
JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:00,
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I think I'd phone people up and tell them what I thought of them(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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only last weekit's still a novelty
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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So you've stopped lobbing bits of coal at each other.Wow. That is progress!
Did you watch the bow and arrow people early?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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i saw a little bit of itnot sure what distance they were at though
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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"I've always thought you were a cunt. Just thought you should know"That sort of thing?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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yeah, why notmake their last minutes on the earth a bit more miserable
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:58,
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Dunno, I'd probably go to bed.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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The men's gymnastics was entertaining wasn't it.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Until the Japs kicked off it was looking well good.(
JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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To be fair he landed his fuck up well. I love the japs me.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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strangely yesthose guys are fucking crazy, that ginger dude was moving in a way which human physiology doesn't allow
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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I know. We should have got the sympathy vote for having a ginger on the team.(
JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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It's bloody fun to watch, especially the high bar(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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What the hellI thought this thread would have been dead two hours ago.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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turns out it wasn't the end of the world(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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first one, As soon as I put money in they fecked it all up
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:29,
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I used to work with a chap called Lego head, hello Chris.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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Pretty good thanks, can play lots of stuff reading tab. Tried some chilli peppers but not there yet. (
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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Isn't that a bit ambitious?Assuming that the bass player in the RHCPs is a bit handy/
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37,
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Yeah, I got cocky, it's a lot of fun though. More portable than my drums too.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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Glad you're enjoying it.How much longer 'till you're back at Uni?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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End of September, then teaching til Christmas, then 2 days a week til may.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:45,
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Are you back in Brizzle or over the bridge still?(
JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:47,
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Bristol for 2 weeks then Cardiff when the house is ready. Got delayed for a bit.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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Give us a shout if you fancy a pint one night on Gloccy Road.(
JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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Bobbie and JeffersI'm gonna call it a night.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:49,
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My nick name for my son is Lego head.If my wife knew what it ment she would kill me.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33,
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Ask bobbieNothing at all with my son being a bent spastic
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:40,
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This rings a bell, does your son have a head dobber?(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:42,
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Hes the Mick Fleetwood of head dobbers
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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Mine is quite a recent addition.Seemed a bit rough, using the site all the time and not paying owt.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32,
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id probably cry the whole time wasting it(
K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:57,
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