Gamer's corner
you OCD, fat, meat-lozenges.

After a hiatus I've booted up the windows gaming beast. Scary how many updates were in the pipeline.

I've been playing Borderlands. Stuck at "Skagzilla" if anyone's got some pointers.
Oh and Grimrock -http://www.grimrock.net
Might have to dig up some of my old "FPS Doug" episodes now.
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

What's this got to do with your okcupid account?
Did your wife see it before you deleted it?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

See here -
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1688236
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

some bloke called 'ringofrye' from Perth Australia used to have a really embarrassing okcupid account
that got deleted when I mentioned it, you wouldn't know who 'ringofrye' might be?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I haven't deleted my account.

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i've got some advice.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Go on.
*Runs into the corner ready to slice the pie*
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

start a thread with a question.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Is your pub family friendly?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

yes.
No high chairs or kids menus though.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

That's cool
Got a week off soon, so we might come and bother you.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

totally.
BASHBASHBASHBASH.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I read that to the tune of 'Another one bites the dust'

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I completed that ages ago.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

he's from New Zealand,
Give him a break.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Auuusssstraaaya
Thang yew.
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I hope you use different browsers.

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Sorry, I don't understand a word of this.

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

snotty aussie virgin, unhappy in his current marriage, is shit at computer games.
There, easy.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

*screenied*

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Umm.
1 kid that looks a fuck of a lot like me.
Married for 13 yrs. together for a few more.
Search my username on the bf2/2142 leader boards.
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

tick.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Tock?

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

even I don't know what you're talking about

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Games are for pricks. Ask a question about normal life.
If you've any experience of it.
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I did that by running away a lot.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Cheers.

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Games are for shut ins and children
grow up then DYAAKY
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Rubbish, chicks dig it
a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/375734_10151318970317576_1336173917_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

f course they do, that's why so many "gamers" are sexual tyranosaurs

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

The gamers I've slept with have all been good.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

You've slept with Ringoffyre?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

No, that's just what he was left with afterwards

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

good virgins.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i completed lego batman 2
i hope this helps
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I've started playing Fallout 3 and Red Alert 2 again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i endorse this.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

"Serious gamers"
sry.
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I have angry birds on my phone and a racing game

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

An ice cold story right here.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

it's the best i can do in a "gaming" thread

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

A very fair point.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I used to have a hand-held Space Invaders.
I was about 7.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

you mean those crisps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

are they the ones which turned blue in your mouth?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

nah, you're thinking of blackjacks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Don't think so, they were pickled onion flavour iirc.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

ssdd

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm stuck on level 95 of Bubble Safari
tips etc appreciated.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What a sad indictment of this site that I post this
and all the usual "flies to shit" posters comment, yet not 1 serious gamer has made a mention.
Bunch of whinging pom lamers.
(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1688280
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

;P

(Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Level up as much as you can before you tackle him,
Make sure you have a couple of decent elemental weapons ( preferably corrosive)
Just keep moving, aiming for his mouth for critical hits.

Use your ability as much as possible as well.

Hope this helps.
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)