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What athlete are you most likeBy height and weight.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139
Some Kiwi cyclist for me.
Which Olympic sport would you stand the most chance in? I'm going for archery as it's a piece of piss.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Armenian weightlifter apparently.*waits for inevitable strikethroughs*
I don't play sport. If forced to watch I drink until I fall over.
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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Notwww.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/94e0eeb1-d221-47c8-ab64-4b2478b10da3
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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This onewww.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/4cf8df5a-c93b-49ff-8bac-0ed18c5ed9f6
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Splendid thanks. Really good.Thanks for your text at 00.30 this morning. I trust you had a satisfactory time and avoided arrest?
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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I am pleased to report I am still at large. Glad the hols were good. Mmmmm, nice break.
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How was your camping trip?(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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Great. Apart from the sleeping in a tent bit. Beers and wood grilled lamb! What's not to love?
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Shitting in public.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:52,
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Being chased by wolves(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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It was dreadful.This awful man was there and he simply would not fuck off, even after I shagged his missus and curled one out on the bonnet of his car.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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I wondered why you seemed so enraged.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/93abc0ab-9824-408a-ba52-f6c0679dacec
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Rustam Iskandarisome wrestler, he looks like a mong version of me.
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Is there anyone on the list that you reckon you might be fitter than?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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Karen GallardoWomen's discus
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Well they're one of the genders of the human race,generally a bit too 'chatty' and 'silly' to get much done but some of them are nice to look at if you can get past that.
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I'm a russian female shot putter apparentlywe should start an internet tranny track and field team
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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1500m knob tucked between your legs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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It puts the medal around it's neck or else it gets the hose again. (, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm most like STONE COLD James Austin.Who does Judo, which is a bit like what that Bruce Lee does, or something.
Highly appropriate, anyway.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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OH MAN I'M 'JASON STEELE' from TEAM JEE BEE!!!!He plays 'football' apparently. He also looks like a raving woofter so it's pretty much all bad news.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Some cyclist chap called Christopher Froomewww.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/6ada1ed5-6250-4e2c-9f50-1e224b86909b
I have more hair than him though. In fact if I were as bald as him I'd probably weigh less.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:49,
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Ha ha, a "worst korea" fencer sat down and cried for an hour about the result of the olympics(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
possible olympic suicide?PLACE YOUR BETS!
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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I watched a bit of fencing at a local sports centreThere was one guy that really lost his rag everytime he was fake-stabbed. He swore, threw his sword on the floor, everything.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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I hope they don't run in the corridors with them.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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I came so close to shouting out 'Grow up mate'But Mrs Hats insisted I didn't. So I didn't. You know how it is.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:08,
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Copping an epee in the eye is no joke(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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Like how you put a steak on a black eye, you mean?Yeah, that's a good idea
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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Simeon WilliamsHe's a runner. I don't run.
Are you using this to profile data on users of /ot for nefarious means?
You monster.
I would like to do the shooting because of all the body armour and eyewear and fetching hats.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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well, if you want to post that to twitter and see what happens, I'm right behind you.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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oh godi'm a husky turkish sailor.
christ.
*lubes up*
i'd probably do shot put, cos it's got the least cardio allowing sudden burst of heroism followed by lots of sitting down. and you're allowed to grunt, fart, sweat and generally look like you're about to pop a stroke.
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All of them, combined, in a hot tub, full of jam.
alt:Judo - go on, try and throw me.
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Chuluunbat JargalsaikhanGO MONGOLIA!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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I'm a team GB BMX womanWhich is a real coincidence because I'm British, a woman, and I have a bike!
Where's my medal then?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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TRUFACT - I used to go out with a girl who looked just like Jessica EnnisOnly she had lovely big boobies and an amazing arse.
Not sure of the real relevance here - just thought I'd share.
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^ more lies posted in on /OT due to QFTW being closed ^(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Ahhhh good times*grabs croissant for supreme smugness*
It ended quite badly though :(
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you should post a picture for the whole class to seeI'm thinking 'chunky'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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ploppy fingered up a drunk fat bird at some disco in 2007 and now she's become Jessica Ennis in his head(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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That is a quite disgraceful slander and you'll be hearing from my solicitor!It was 2008 at least
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Probably not fingered. Tops maybe.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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i see your orca and raise you a male elephant seal.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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That's the beauty!I thought those snaps were personal - that's the internet for you!
Excuse me - PHWOOOAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
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TRUFACT - MY DAD IS A PIRATE KING(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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My dad has a sparrow called Jack.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Didn't think anyone else would actually get that, haha(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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here, who's got the eely files? this needs to go in it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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POSTING WHERE NAKED APE GOT BADASS ZINGERED WITH FRIES(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Your profile is correct. You aren't funny.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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tell us more about how drunk you got(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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i'm also dubious as to the veracity of this statement(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:22,
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You know how it's pretty amazing that Personality Horsecan write on the internet what with him being a horse and all, should we all be impressed that you can write what with being a pig? Or is it less impressive since pigs are more intelligent than horses?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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i'll tell you a secret.I'm not really a pig. I'm a pig man. A bit like brundlefly, but I don't keep my penis in a jar.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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Well whose penis is in that jar then ?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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Thing is, you're posting that on the internetso there is a pretty good chance it's a lie.
I put it to you that you are in fact a pig and you have no right to be posting on the internet at all. You should be rooting in some mud in a sty, not sitting at a keyboard.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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Unless he is a micro pig, then he should be racing all the other micro pigs around the kitchen table and through cereal bowls.
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I have evidence that not only are they both animals, but they share the same computer
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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You say pigs are more intelligent.Yet the horse appears to be putting more thought into what he is typing, whereas the pig seems to be staring dreamily off into space.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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The pig has a wonky eye, stop being to fucking predjudiced tanglesit's not the pigs fault it wasn't born looking "perfect" in your eyes.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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He's probably so flatulent that he can't smell the truffles over the scent of his own guff(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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I'll have you know windy pig is twice the man you'll ever beyou wretched cuntbubble.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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Why are you trying to be so hurtful mmps?This is just like that time that I was nice to Quentin and then he said something mean about me. WHY WOULD YOU BE SO MEAN ONLINE!?
I bet you're the one that got arrested for telling Tom Daly he had dishonoured the memory of his dead dad.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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ur dadz ded LOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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Why would you say that mmps?You can't imagine how much it hurts to be reminded of my dad at this difficult time.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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shit dve, no medulz LOLOLOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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YOU DOUBT ITS VERISIMILITUDE?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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i might challenge him to a duel over it.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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Choice of weapons?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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our survey says:BLUNDERBUSS
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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GREAT HORNY TOADS!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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TRUFACT - Dogs have no sense of fair play(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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I believe you. Plenty of girls like that around and they've all had boyfriends I'm sure.(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
TRUFACT - I can after 12 pints with Jeff.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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Surely if her boobs and arse were different then she didn't look "like her" at all?
That's like saying "I shagged a bird that looked like Cindy Crawford, except for her head and body."
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Shame reallySeeing as how visually that's the least interesting thing about her.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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haha yeah, she does look a bit like gary lineker in drag/ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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Haha, is there NOTHING that crazy twat won't try??/ac
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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dunno, probably just stuck it up there for safe keeping. kids!/ac
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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Bruno Fontes, a Brazilian sailor.I wouldn't stand a chance in any of them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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you get a nice lie down in judo(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:30,
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fencing is really quickI suspect Monty would be good at fencing, but the other type
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Meh, fencing is just long range tickling for beekeepers.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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hahacute
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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uphill fencing?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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I reckonit would be a bonus to not have any legs in the canoe sprintless weight to pull
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some egyptian footballerArchery is not a piece of piss, I can assure you.
If I actually trained I'd probably be best at throwing things, but I wouldn't get near Olympic levels
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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I read on the internet that they are very unreliableThey leave people's orders out on the street to get stolen.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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I would expect nothing less form that senile old bellendI bet he got there and then forgot why he was there and then wandered off looking for a cup of tea, and then he wet himself and then his carer came and took him home, and all the time the parcel was just sitting there.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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It turns out he has been sticking them in a bin for dog shit all this time.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Some fat ugly French shootist.Exact height and weight match, poor woman.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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sacre bleurgh(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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I JUST BOUGHT A PHOTOGRAPHIC ENLARGER!!*Woo! I can make a darkroom now
*nothing to do with penises
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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It's come up with Your Mum, says she is the albanian female weight lifter who failed because she couldn't lift her own weight.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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cor! link plz(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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I didn't know that Giant Haystacks was competing this year ...Some chap called Jakkrit Panichpatikum, apparently.
Wow, I have the right physique to go on a shooting spree.
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big daddy's gonna get ya!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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EA-SY! EA-SY! EA-SY! EA-SY! (
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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I never understood the appeal of watching too fat old men, sweatily pawing at each other(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
they you sir, have never lived.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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That's b3th, you insensitive bastard!(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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You didn't say there were twoYOU FUCKING SPASTIC.
You said they were "too fat old men" and b3ths husband is too fat.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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s'alrightI got lost in Leyton this mornign because the cunts shut the slip road onto the A12 at teh Green Man Interchance for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. Took me a fucking hour to get through Leyton and back onto the A12.
Cunts.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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Green Man interchange is on the travel news everydayI believe you can take bush road to circumnavigate, but don't forget your waterproff trousers in case it rains
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I have two pairs in my van in case one pair gets wet.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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ladies and gentlemen.... drimble!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:47,
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*riverboat song*(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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a link to a bbc news story by any chance?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Jess Lloyd apparentlywww.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/28c939ae-45c1-4716-86a8-ff04999cf05b
Though her team GB page says she weighs a lot less www.teamgb.com/athletes/jessica-lloyd
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PhillieJoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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some fucking scrawny canoeist from angola(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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Better than a fat one though, right?(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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