Evening.
Just popping in.
Your thoughts for the day?
( Lord Scrope of Masham, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)

First!

( Edenmonster, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)

about to watch England versus Brazil
Apparently women's football is no longer embarrassingly poor
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)

It's still monkey tennis.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

It is at least as interesting as football played by men.

( Lord Scrope of Masham, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Monkey tennis would be brilliant I'd watch that all day long.
Football of either gender, meh.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Evenin' Kronester.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Hello Jeff
I was just about to say how shit was getting definitively real on here tonight and BOOM! Deletion.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

it's all gone!

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Who said that?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Evening Jeff
Any tips for Level 95 of Bubble Safari?
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)

My thought for the day is....
I've not bought any new t-shirts in a couple of weeks. I need to rectify this.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I have two in the post
I've not bought any before that for months, I think the last one was at a gig in March
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

just because you got a raise doesn't mean you get to spend ALL the money

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

A good point well made.

( Lord Scrope of Masham, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Have you been given a payrise K?
Start saving - come over to visit us all!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

im going to use my BONUS money to do that

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Woo! BONUS.
When are you booking your flight?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)

not until i get my bonus
Which will likely be in january
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Don't come over in January.
It'll be cold and everyone will be skint after Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

you asked when i was booking my flight
Not when I was coming over
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I bought loads of cakes for folk at the office and then scoffed most of them.
I don't know the proper etiquette for this so fuck'em. GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)

This probably makes you a c*nt
hahaha banter
( Lord Scrope of Masham, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:10, Reply)

A cent?

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

where did the rest of the thread go?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Shhh

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

who got upset,
Wormy or Battsy?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I am going to compare to big game.
Imagine, if you will, the African savannah. A lion with his pride, fierce and proud in his strength. But what's this? A lone male. Younger, but no less powerful for it. As is the way of things, a showdown is inevitable. They circle each other, gauging each other's strength, a few swipes and both back away slowly. A minimal loss of face on either side but with, perhaps, a promise of a more serious exchange to come.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

ooOOOOooo
exciting.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)

much like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates in Women in Love
Man, Modernism was the single most important literary movement of the last century, but it's boring as fuck to read. Give me Don De Lillo or Martin Amis over DH Lawrence any day.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I like a bit of Don Delilo
its like bad Paul Auster.
( Lord Scrope of Masham, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:48, Reply)

I will express my ignorance and admit I don't know who either of these people are.

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Hardly.
Paul Auster is the poor man's De Lillo.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

poor short
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)

you zinged me, you zinged me REAL GOOD

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Like a KFC ZINGER meal.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)

oh man, some spookyass shizzle.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I don't know why people think the Japanese are weird
acidcow.com/pics/8344-only-in-japan-97-pics.html
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)

My thoughts are confused and potentially dangerous.
I am playing on Illustrator and having BIG FUN.

Is shit going down? Hook a sista up.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

England are 1-0 up against Brazil
Gosh.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I saw that.
Just goes to prove that if you want a job done right, you send in the girls.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Also "Karen Carney goes wide" makes me snigger every time

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I've got the monkey tennis on now as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I thought Big Fun were a 1980s boy-band

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Who says they're not?
*blames it on the boogie*
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

In a big country dreams stay with me

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Good evening all
Have I missed anything today?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

For the love of god.
Start a new thread.

PLEASE!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

OK but Monty will hate it

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

He isn't here.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

He's passed out by this time of an evening

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Don't worry, I've already done it.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

That's what I'm trying to ascertain.
This bunch of losers is being very unhelpful.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I thought it was a single by Inner City.

(Drimble something lol here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)