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Enough of that Battered personIt seems that supermarkets are using more plastic bags than ever, should bags be taxed to try and reduce the amount we use?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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Yes - or at least make them charge like they do in Eire.Very simple - it's something like 5C a bag there, which means no more Witches' Knickers in the trees, and whenever you go shopping you check to make sure you take bags with you first.
Alt: grey.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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I think everyone should just have a marsupial pouch stitched into their chestyou'd just have to watch how you put sharp cornered packs of meat in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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This would lead to warm beer, surely? and therefore is a bad thing.
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Nothing says "England" like warm beer and cold pies.(
A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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This is an extremely dull question. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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BOAT! lol(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Is the stress of selling the business getting to you Quents?You don't seem your usual sharp self today.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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no stress really, bit sleepy i guessthere was a mouse in my girlfriend's kitchen last night, we caught him and put him out
he was a proper disney mouse too, big ears and the whole lot, i was expecting lee evans to come in chasing him with a hammer
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he was really tame too, didn't panic or fret when i picked him uphe had been in the toaster though, the only place he could find any crumbs
there was poo in there and wee so we chucked it out
the cat brought the mouse in, there's no other way it could have got in
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Your house is airtight?Mice can get through holes smaller than atomic size, or something like that.
More likely the cat though.
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well it's a new build so it would have a lot of work to do to get inshe knows it was the cat as she saw her playing with something yesterday morning but didn't realise it was a mouse
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the mouse was unharmedi think she was just playing, been lonely since the other cat passed away
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lee evans was in that mousetrap film where he and that guy from birdcage were trying to catch a mousei think that's film is underrated really, it harked back to laurel and hardy for me really
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BOAT! loL(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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I was thinking of you when I came up with it.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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MUTHA FUCKEN ZING BITCH!(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Something witty about phone hacking!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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I can't decide between the 'Peter Storm' brand, which represents value for money, or the 'Sprayway' brand which provides a more deluxe water protection action, and looks great too - but you certainly have to pay for it!!
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Monty, did they ever find out what happened to that little girl who called 999 yesterday?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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was she in canterbury?because that's a REALLY long commute from london
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Yup it was indeed a hoax.2 ten year old shits messing about.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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Points to me.Fucking yes.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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throw them in the cells with the local Gadd for a few hours(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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no, they're more environmentally friendly than so-called 'bags for life'(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
People are right scummy with disposable everything, just chuck it away man.WHY CANT THEY USE BINS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Some fat povvo in my street throws a 2L coke bottle over my front fence about once a week.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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HAHAHA YEAH IT'S ME!!!!It's not me.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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Jesus Christ almighty, the state of London Fields and Victoria Park after a sunny day is A DOWNRIGHT DISGRACE fucking pricks can act like their fucking cool in a hat and matching dickie bow but they can't use a fucking bin !! Disgraceful !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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With a graphic of a man in leggings on the side.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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I was using that bin ages ago, before everyone knew about it.There's this really cool bin that I use now, its location is only passed on by the barman at this pub I know.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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London Fields is especially a fucking disgrace. Dirty cunts.Barbecues are not even permitted in Vic Park but DO THEY LISTEN???? NO THEY DO NOT.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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I'm a top secret barbecue mod for the park.It's a secret though.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Monty Boyce: Al Fresco Detective(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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What can my kids eat at your pub?They're not at all fussy, but my desire to please my children is in direct conflict with the contents of my wallet.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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oh and when i got in i was the only bloke here this morning, dom's back (looks like she had some work done, looks good though)and tracey's in, and sue and old 'Allison no-arse', and louise but i don't care about her
but then kev came in and tricky got back and i was like :(
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You don't like Tricky, do you QWhat is it about him you find so disagreeable?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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He rebuffed Quizzle here's homosexual advances at the Xmas party at Yates's.Poor old Q misread the signals. Turns out Tricky isn't into that sort of thing at all.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Quelle dommage :((
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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oh wait you just reminded me of the other reasonhe was engaged back at the time of the christmas party, everyone was having a bit of a laugh, having some fun, i misbehaved a bit but nothing too serious.
Tricky followed Sasha home in the middle of the night, despite getting no signals from her that she was interested, pestered her for sex and refused to leave for over an hour.
He's a dirty, rapey little shit
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JeezYes, he sounds unpleasant. Can't you get rid of him some how?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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selling up, started a new companyI just wish we hadn't sold it as a going concern, we're sharing the office til next year
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Oh, well congratulations, best of luck and all thatDo you mind me asking what industry you're in?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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YES I BLOODY DOkev's a lawyer, joe's an accountant, i'm just a clinger-on-er who invested some money 14 years ago and occasionally kicks them in the bum
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Ah, Bumkicking is a dying tradeNice to see someone's still keeping the torch burning
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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he's totally incompetentfrequently lets the whole company down, is probably the stupidest person i've ever met. he also caused 1 million pounds worth of damage in a previous job, joe and kev used to stick up for him but now we're selling everyone agrees Tricky is a cunt, Joe even sings that at him.
I dislike him, but it's nothing too serious
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A million punds worth??Bloody hell...what's the story there?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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he worked on an industrial siteplayed around with petrol, set fire to his glove, threw his glove on the ground and burned the place down.
we've been paying his damages via AoE and had no end of problems with the courts because of it
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Christ, what a prickSounds like you might not have to sack him...he's the sort that will end up in jail one day.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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Age of Empires?(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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an attachment of earnings is a court order where we pay a percentage of his wages to the court to cover the cost of his debt(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
He used to work at the docks in Zeebrugge.Stupid cunt left the back doors open on some fucking ferry or something. It was in the news and everything.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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*sings Let It Be*(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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No, they should just get rid of them, like they've been threatening to for years(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Is this about aylum seekers?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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Because they're cluttering p my kitchen QAnd NOTHING clutters up TH's kitchen. NOTHING!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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i used to have that problem, but if you re-use them (i use mine for bin bags for my recycling and stuff)they're EVEN even more environmentally friendly than bags for life
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Our cunt prick wanker bin men won't take the wheelie bins if they've got bags in them(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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that's shitty, i've got communal bin areas so i just chuck any old shit in there(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
For people that root around in shit all dayThey aren't half picky about what they'll take.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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