Afternoon thread
For some reason I just can’t face breakfast first thing in a morning, now I’m starting to get hungry.
What did you have to break fast? I might try one of the recipes from this on Sunday morning

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/breakfast-of-champions-bill-grangers-morning-specials-will-give-you-all-the-energy-you-need-to-take-on-the-day-7976627.html

Alt: I might finish early today, what excuses have you come up with to escape the office early?
Alt:Alt: Seem that its BBQ weather this weekend, what the best thing about BBQ’s?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I never eat breakfast
Alt. I am finishing early today, I just asked the boss and he said it was ok. No excuse needed

AltAlt. Louise out of Eternal
( PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Still no comment on mrs rednapp ;)

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

ris

( PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

That's her name now, Louise Redknapp

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

REALLY! OMG!

( PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

The stench of burning flesh,
we really shouldn't have to put up with it in a workplace.
(Drimble something lol here, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

altalt: BBQ weather.....as in a Met Office warning of rain for Saturday!

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I'm having sunshine
The MET can GTFO
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I was going to a bbq tomorrow
has been moved to Sunday, so will have to wait longer for steak: -(
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*Programs in a Low with associated troughs for Sunday.*
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Ah, but you only have control over the South.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Wanna bet?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Fuck you.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

What's saturday like in London Stuuuuuujjjj

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Showery throughout the weekend Mumpso
Low pressure coming in from the Atlantic. Heaviest showers for That London should be in the morning though.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

What?

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, you heard.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I read it, but lost as to why you would post it

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Fuck you.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Breakfast is for homosexuals.
Alt: My boss is away - I am in charge. I plan to shut the office half an hour early.
Altalt: errr, the grilled meat and the drinking?
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

YOU MUST EAT TWO BREAKFASTS!

( PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I'm suprised you don't like breakfast seeing as you're such a fan of sausage

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I need to be awake for a good two hours before I can eat anything.
Also, lol.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Same here

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

1. A coffee, a smoke and a look out the window
2. Need to have a shit. At home.
3. Eating. Cold beer. Lighting smokes off the bbq. Watching your big fresh gob sizzle.
( Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Fucking Coco Pops
Well...Tesco choco snaps.

Alt: It's easy when you work with computers. Just say you're getting a migraine and you'll log on when it passes.

Alt: Q
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Porridge
needs MOAR bacon.

alt: phantom delivery or workman.

altalt: fire, beer, steak, real burgers and sausage (not frozen crap )
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I just watched Jessica Ennis' hurdles.
fuck me that was good.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Her odds of winning the 100m hurdles event was 100-1 two hours ago, now it's 8-1

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

chicks dig me

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I don't like eating on an empty stomach.

( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

one of those breakfast bars
you know, soft-ish, filled with jam.

Now that I think about it, it might have been a rat.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

You are never more than six feet from a breakfast bar.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Trustory

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I didn't.
I spent an extra 15 minutes in bed instead.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Alt Alt: THERE ARE TWENTY OF THEM!!!!!LOL!!!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Hot on the heels of QOTW and Ignore 2.0 comes this
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/03/text_talk_legal_status/
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Oh, wow.

(Drimble something lol here, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Makes most of OT illegal?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

The whole site, I'd have thought
if bullying, pandering, lasciviousness and lies about noncery are now all out of the window
(Drimble something lol here, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Also, NO MORE NASTY BULLIES
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/aug/02/celebrities-quit-twitter-abuse
(Drimble something lol here, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

nothing, im still in bed
Alt yesterday I left early from hangover, but said I was sick, I think they think I'm pregnant
altalt seeing friends and family, of course
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

PHWOAR!
kKkkkkKkkkkkkrrrRRRrrrrRRriIIiiiiisSSsssssSSSttTTTtiiiiiIIInnNNnneEEEEE!!!!!!!
*Panders*
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

$TUJ

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I've had a persistent cough for ages
and now no appetite. Stupid bodies.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Its Aids
Full blown thats all
(Bonzodog29 watched the sky turn hellfire red, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

AIDS

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE FRENCHY GOTEAMGB

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

GOLD GO TEAM GB WOMEN ROWERS GO TEAM GB

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

We're now beating France, WHOOP

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Frosties again, had them every day this week
It's so much cheaper than buying breakfast everyday, I've found.

Alt: I could come up with the best excuse of all time, I still wouldn't be allowed to leave early.

AltAlt: Either the meat shop, or the first cold beer and first hot food of the day. I'm also one of the weird people who really enjoys the preperation side of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Thats not weird AA, I also enjoy the Prep. and Cooking aspects of a good BBQ

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I might even get more adventurous next year
This year the main prep went on a soy sauce, chilli, lime and ginger marinade for the chicken, which came out beautifully.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Good combo, sounds like it needs brown sugar

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stuj, poor fool
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

He just told me to fuck off twice so I obliged him
2.0 in your face :)
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

cheers

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

He works for the Met office, you insulted him.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Certainly a good idea, would help it colour too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

i find it hard to eat breakfast, but i force myself to do it if i'm at the gym first thing
i like those belvita breakfast biscuits with a bottle of SMOOTH tropicana. NOT the disgusting PULPY shit.

alt: i slipped out to get bespoke veggie sushi before there is a queue (as i am too fussy to like the premade ones full of shit like tofu), got caught up in the rowing on the outdoor screen, stuck there for ages.

altalt: booze and my patented "salads" (lots of carbs and cheeses and mayo)
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Pulpy orange is disgusting.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

exactly
fucking rank
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

That thing I'm not allowed to be excited over?
Been brought forward a week. Not my work.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

yay
you get to be disappointed 7 whole days earlier...
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Haha you're such a cynic

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

i just have experience in these matters, doodle

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Least it gets it out of the way though, right?

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

which was precisely my point

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Just so you know
I still have you on ignore.

2.0 IN YOUR FACE!
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Terrible online attention seeking

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

nah
truly terrible online attention seeking is to put someone on ignore and then announce it to the world and slag them off.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

more like terrible online bullying

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

You fancy her so bad.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

we all know this
i have veggie sushi for lunch. tasty and only 200 cals.

i am smug about this and am in no way going to end up in hotel chocolate at 3pm cramming a lemon cheesecake white chocolate mini slab down my gullet.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

HOT

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

i'm sexy and i know it

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

au contraire, grande chien
All the online chicks dig me.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Just got caught in a downpour, now I know why you lot never go outside

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

me too
but it was over here 30 mins ago, and it meant i got to stop and watch the rowing.

YAY.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)