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paging stuj...stuj to /offtopic now please...
what's the reckoning for exeter 16 - 20 august?

alt: yes, i'm using b3ta for my own nefarious needs. suck it up, muddyfunsters.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Moderate, becoming good.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Sunshine and showers.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Best of all the Marilyn Manson albums.

(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
WAAAAAAY too early to say The LOVELY Sidekick.
The furthest my charts go out to is 6 days. It's lookng good for the 9th at the moment, ask me a bit closer to the date.
also: *Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
FUCKING 16TH STUJ.
CHRIST, DO YOU WANT FUCKING JAM ON IT?

love you xxx
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Oh can I?
Diddle Dee jam please.
:D
Ta lully.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
how about manchester city centre, tomorrow?
can you do that one??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Sure.
Rain overnight, and then further showers tomorrow, possibly thundery.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
lovely thank you
and if i want blue skies and sunshine? can you make that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
fuck off with your next-day weather requests.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
i didn't want to ask for too much
i'm a very meek and undemanding sort
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
well noted, and a good excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
What's it worth?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Manchester?
About eight quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
off-topic gossip

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
so, £0.10p in real terms

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Oh man, still a penny short of tramp-sex.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
how can you put a price on tramp-sex?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
It's 11p.
It's ALWAYS been 11p.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
it doesn't sound like a great business model to me
even penny sweets have gone up in value over the years
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Yeah, but if I try to charge them more than 11p they go elsewhere for it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
i half LOL'd at that
well played
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
are you still here?

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
She's coming over here, starting our posts.
Broken Britain.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Hey now the LOVELY Kristine, if you two are going to fight over me at least give me enough time to fill the paddling pool with jelly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
STOP FLIRTING WITH THEM STUJ I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
hush it up teabag or you'll be gumming your bubble and squeak

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
shut up and kiss me.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
.

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
i don't even need a kindle to download fifty shades of grey now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Afternoon all
Just been for a couple of beers with the excellent Mr DG
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
HURRAH!
*Brooms*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
*broams*

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Sporto's been drinking!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
\o/ indeed
I am simply topping up from last night
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Good plan
You never see an alcoholic with a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I intend on re-topping up tonight prior to tomorrow's all-day BBQ drinkathon

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Be sure to line your stomach first
Guinness is the best for this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I'm trying Peroni
followed by red wine and Leffe Brun
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Excellent, you are superb 'vee eff emm' when you've had a couple.

Go on, say something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Don't tell anyone but we only had two pints
Also:
I'm not dead - official.
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I demand a second opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I'm not dead - official
and you are a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Much better, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I aim to please
your missus with an arced spunky titshot
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I'm off to a wedding this weekend.
More news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Don't leave us hangin'!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I'll be leaving shortly.
Once my headache goes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
THEN WHAT????
I MUS KNO!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Thanks "Blondie"

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
blimey that was swift work
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
bring extra rohypnol lest she wake during the ceremony!

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Hey K, what time do you reckon you'll get to mine on saturday for the BBQ?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Never mind that, why is there no commentary for the weightlifting?

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Because the parrots eat 'em all?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
WITHAKNIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Because God hates you and so does everyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
There is no God
so one less person hates me than you think!
(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
There is somethng very enjoyable about watching slow motion replays
of a young ladies buttocks gently brushing against a high jump bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
turbononce.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
All the gymnastics birds look about twelve, you dirty auld bastid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Ennis is fit as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
The other Brit is fitter

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
You can't get better than a fit Brit fitter

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
that's easy for you to say.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Her name is Katrina Johnson-Thompson.
Frankly, that's a ridiculous name. If you are going to double barrel your childs name then they should be names that fit together, otherwise, just pick one and don't be so fucking precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
They're athletes, not gymnasts
I said High Jump you senile old bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I didn't know there was a difference.
I tell you what I do know, though:

'athletics' has only three syllables. People who say 'ath-a-letics' should be forced to drink battery acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I like to say Chutney as Chut-a-ney.
I hope that annoys you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
i hate people who say veggy-tubbles instead of vegetables
heathens
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I say Wedge-tables
And I also pronounce Fajitas as Fa-Gee-Tars.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I used to work with a guy who pronounced it 'vegables'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I never say pacific if I actually mean specific. Because that is the mark of a retard

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I read that as being in the voice of Jarvis
off Newman and Baddiel.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I read your posts in the style of a 17 year old boy who's never known the love of a woman.
Actually you aren't The Luggage are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
why does everyone think the luggage is a virgin?
remind me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
His username come from a Terry Pratchett novel
and when pulled up on it he has offered no defence except to now ignore us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
So not only is he a virgin, but he's a cretin as well

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
so indefensible internet logic then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
He's had so many opportunities to deny it
but he never has.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

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