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new thread because i canso, fucking weekend eh? what are you doing? wallowing in your own feculence? mowing the lawn? weeping into a pile of torn up photographs of yourself from a time when life hadn't broken your gentle spirit?
i'm having some people (read-fiends, no typo) round for a few quiet drinks (read- bacchanalian frenzy of debauchery)and waterproofing a sodding tent. or a sodden tent.
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Strange how everyone on off topic hates you innit?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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I don't. I'm going to put laxatives in your curry next Thursday.(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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does he know?or are you using a squatter's key to let yourself in?
if so, extra points if you can curl one out into his favourite mug.
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I'm sure gonz'll have the live web feed set up before he even gets there(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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Brothers wedding in Southport, should be excellentI'm then meeting some old friends on Sunday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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so hangover thengood work.
august is set to be a fucking crippler for me. not a single weekend without carnage.
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Are you going to parachute into the ceremony?(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Dayshift again tomorrow.Nights on Sunday.
I'll probably get verre verre drunk tomorrow night.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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Ah, I'm used to them, ain't no big deal.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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i couldn't hack itthe whole eating dinner at 3am and being in an 8 day cycle fucked my shit up. i mean, there were sleep issues and mental anxiety too, but mostly it just made me shit like a startled goose.
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I've been doing them for more than 20 years though.And my usual run is two days then two nights followed by a sleep day and a few days off.
It ain't so bad.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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i did 2x12hr daythen 2x12hr night, then 4 off. first day you get in at about 8am and sleep till 4ish. then you gotta get right to get up at 6am on day five. ruined me. lasted 3 years, gained three stone and was going out of my fucking mind. i'm solar-powered, i swear. buildings with no windows and weird work patterns turn me into a mentalist.
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Oof.My shifts are all 12hrs, but at least the start times are always 7am and 7pm.
Apart from a few years back when we went to permanent days and had to start at 5:30am, that nearly fucking killed me.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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speaking of which.. about your tab?pay up you cheap bitch, i don't care WHOSE massive drugs you have to steal.
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urrrrghjust banged into one of the senior partners in the ladies. brief chat about work, we went our separate ways into various cubicles. my high heel scraped across the floor as i stood up, and she obviously mistook it for a giant fart, because this ringing voice came through the partition: "ooh, pardon you."
ffs. how fucking mortifying is that? I DID NOT FART YOU DEAF (BUT UNFORTUNATELY NOT DEAF ENOUGH) OLD TROUT.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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girls don't fartyou know this
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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The Cure'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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hahaha!At 10:15 on a Saturday night?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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I can assure you that my duaghter does, and sometimes it scares and confuses her(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
My daughter thinks it is hilarious'cos it is!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Is that because you always fart before abusing herso she's associated it with the bad things happening?
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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go onto youtubelook for "baby scared by his own fart"
laugh a LOT.
then explain to me whether it is the dad or the baby that farts.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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i had a mental image thereof someone doing the classic 'robot' dance, combined with the classic 'dad farting in front of male offspring' lift-one-buttocl-and-grimace manouevre
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difference between men, and women, illustrated in one postmen's toilets, it a: WOULD have been a fart, and b: you'd have come out with a proud look on your face, eyeballing everyone as if to go 'Yeah! fucking well have some of THAT you bastards! nowt wrong wi' MY arse!'
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If you leave strepsils out in the open they go softdoes that mean they are a biscuit or a cake?
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cakecake starts out soft and goes hard.
does that mean penis is both a cake AND a biscuit?
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cakeyou can have it and eat it, but it's no good for dunkin in hot tea.
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strikethrough all references to "cake"replace with "penis"
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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I'm having a BBQ.I have to get my gazebo out of the loft because it might rain
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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jesus fucking christ maryare you going to wear a pinny as well?
gone are the days when men would hunt down an antelope on foot and barbecue it with a half-empty box of matches. in the fucking snow.
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Al is the campaign manager for my bid to become super-secret spy mod,and as such I politely ask you to show some fucking respect and mind your manners sunshine. Got it?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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I love you Montyyou're my favourite senile old bellend who wants to be a Mod. I'm going to design some campaign posters and post them up on the board.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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The board in my office, obviously.(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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Good idea Campaign Manager.Mabe we can discuss them at our brainstorming session later? Maybe throw some ideas around?
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Lets do diaries.(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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Hey Monty!Check out the new Thread!
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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I am on BBQ duties tomorrow\o/
All day drinking and rare meat
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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I'm going for Galapagos Tortoise burgers(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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I prefer to wallow in my own crapulenceIf it's all the same to you
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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Oh he won't like that one bit.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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Well maybe I don't care MonceHas anybody considered that? NO!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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You'd be 200% right not to care.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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You know that advert that says 'How can Subway give you a sandwich and a drink for £3?'A more truthful version would be 'How do Subway have the nerve to charge £3 for a sandwich and a drink, when it clearly costs pennies to produce?'
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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It's not exactly the feeding of the fuckin 5000 is it?(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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I for one find it fucking outrageous that a company should seek to profitby selling goods at more than the cost of production. I also think Tony Blair is solely responsible for the Iraq War.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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What are your views on supermarket shelving?I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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What's the point of getting his view of supermarket shelving.It'll be totally different to every single individual who walks into a shop.
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I quite like the sound of theweeping into a pile of torn up photographs of myself from a time when life hadn't broken my gentle spirit.
So I may do that.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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give it a red-hot crack.it might surprise you. or, you might be inspired with a retro haircut that suited you ten years ago but now in the cold light of day makes you look like you're on day release.
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It didn't really suit me then.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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mmmm, red-hot crack.....(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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My Bro is going to Australia for a year or two and so we are having a massive party for him! Fuck yeah! and I don't have to work on the monday so I shall get wasted.
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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That sounds goodWhat's he going to Australia for?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Stealing an apple :((
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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sex with marsupials(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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He's been saving since he left school and he's got the last of the inheritance from when my dad died :( :(So he just plans to work and travel.
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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Because he found a thalidomide doing parkour in his washing machine(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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Indeed, will be odd not having him about thoughWe are sticking to the christmas tradition of its a wonderful life but over skype this time.
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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He won't ever come backIt's a lot better over there.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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That's pretty much my line of thought(
PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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to be honesti wouldn't be shocked if he ended up on some epic round the world backpacking extravaganza. good fucking on him, i say.
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The extended remix from So Solid Crew?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Only half an hour for me.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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The only logical conclusion is that you are probably immortal.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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farewell do this eveWorking all weekend, getting a little toasty tomorrow night maybe
I was just thinking yesterday how innocent and fragile I used to be :(
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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What do you think you'll go for?Ham, cheese or ham and cheese?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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It's alright, I'm going soon.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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You never used to be able to get a whole fist up.(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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Does being at work allow you keep your hands out of your knickers for more than 10 minutes at a time?(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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i hate your face When I get over there ima ignore you irl
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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HEY EVERYONE!CHECK OUT THE NEW THREAD!
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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OH SHIT HAVE I IGNORED YOU!(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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It looks that wayI can't read any of your posts anymore :'(
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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Oh no, I made a really funy picture, I think you would have liked it.(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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Work drinks tonight, out for lunch tomorrow.Aside from that, it'll be pants and sofa and hissing at the sunlight like usual.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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