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www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19144464Better than team GB, but still GOTEAMGB
I saw the gold postboxes in Milton Keynes today, are you all impressed?
How was your weekend? I saw McFly live.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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alright ta.
Thus is all covered in Swipola's thread below.
Long live 2.0!
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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did you see McFly live though?
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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of course not.
I'm not a 12 year old girl.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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with 5 colours in her hair
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Jizz is available in 5 colours?
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Only if you have galloping knobrot
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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I suppose if you put food dye on your cock right before you came,
and there were five different guys, all with different colours of dye on their cocks, then you could theoretically get 5 colours of jizz.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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*makes note to self*
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Why would you watch mcfly live? Were you grooming?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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They were playing at Hyde Park for the olympics live stuff.
Saw 4 golds and McFly and St Etienne.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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I did have the joy of standing in front of 4 drunk yorkshire men during the 10,000meters.
"come on you beautiful muslim" was what they were shouting.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Bob Stanley from St Etienne's ex gf complained to my pal Mat
that he preferred wanking to having sex with her. From then on we called him 'Hand Stanley'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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low temperature tale sibling.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Hahahah
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Sarah Cracknell is gorgeous.
Have you ever seen her fanny?
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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She's boss-eyed. No I haven't.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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I'd be more impressed by 'I saw McFly die' personally.
Nah not really, I've nothing against them really.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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what?
You have nothing against Mcfly?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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I prefer them to, say, you.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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It's all about you
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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I had that in my head on the train home. It was annoying.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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What's so good about a gold post box?
It's just paint.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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Yeah, but as a nation we have won lots of gold medals, so the Post Office is painting some post boxes gold in athletes home towns
don't think you guys have really won anything so i can see how this would confuse you. Oh just checked, New Zealand are doing better than you...
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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And Ethiopia
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Although the Argies have only got one medal so far.
LOL
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Everyone knows that New Zealand is technically in Australian waters according to our constitution.
Actually wait. Why am I pretending I give a flying rats arse about sports when I don't?
I think you need to stop being such a nobber Ape. This is TERRIBLE bullying on your part.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Ugh
I hate this country.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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You should.
It rains a lot there, you can never cope with snowfalls, and your summers are shit.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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I don't mind the rain
but those are two further reasons, yes.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Coming from a country that has a comparitively minimal rainfall,
I fucking LOVE rain.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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fuck off back to Bergarac then "Claude"
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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I would but the French are even bigger cunts than you lot.
Well, ok, maybe not you specifically.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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My little toe is french
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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It's a symbol of how Milton Keynes is a CITY of winners.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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Milton Keynes isn't a city.
there's too many roundabouts and not enough traffic lights.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Yeah everyone loves traffic lights
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Best of all the lollipops
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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That isn't actually how a city is classified.
I understand that, coming from a country in which a city is classified by how clean it is from murderous plants and animals as you do, British classifications are alien to you but basically they get given a bit of paper that says "well done, you're a city".
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Hey, there are NO cities here classified on basis of poisonous animal and plant copopulating.
We all know that you just can't get rid of the fuckers.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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If I lived in a country in which even the plantlife hungers for human flesh
I'd carry a flamethrower.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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I usually have a can of bugspray in my car and in my room.
or at least some kind of strong chemical that will distress anything that tries to attack me. So far I have discovered that, Hairspray, tan-in-a-can, water, perfume, shampoo in a can and glass cleaning fluid are all sufficient to kill the beasties.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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+ lighter
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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I purchased one of these on Saturday
www.evanscycles.com/products/trek/73-fx-d-2012-hybrid-bike-ec030286 Very pleased with it so far.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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How many commutes do you neeed to do, before you've paid it off?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Not just using it for that. I should do about 50 miles a week, so 2500 miles a year, with the accessories (lights, lock etc) total cost was £630, so it will pay back in well under a year.
Plus, I haven't bought it to save money, I need to get fitter.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Good plan, i was pondering the cost benefits of getting one myself.
Problem is i know i won't coimmute when irt's raining or really cold.
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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If there was a shower here I'd definitely cycle in.
My Oyster is £160 a month which I could really fucking do with not spending.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Could you not cope with a scouse shower when you got to the office?
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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It's a pretty epic journey from my gaff to N12.
Not sure that would suffice.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Looks nice and cheap.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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My last bike was stolen, so the insurance paid quite a proportion of the cost.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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HimJim has an excellent bike due to the same happening to him.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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does he have a dildo instead of a seat?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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I don't like it, it's got a pair of gay wings on it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Haha
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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I also have some excellent golf clubs and power tools for the same reason.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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are you planning a torture and murder with a getaway bicycle?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Yes. Watch out.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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Do they do it in child sizes?
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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No. Nor did I need stabilisers.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Wait,
We' e had the how was your weekend thread, and it ended in the death of a foetus and some rather hurtful bullying. I don't want to go through all that again.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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don't forget the penis snakes
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Fetus was already dead when I got to it mate,
I was just satisfying my curiosity.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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I suppose you only want one lunch thread a day as well do you?
Facist
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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He loves faces - that's not fair.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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This is poor
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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STRIKETHROUGH YOU ARE LOL
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Such shameful bullying.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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Morning all
I think I have cracked a rib laughing at the name badge last night.
www.tysongay.net/that and the wife thought I was nuts for continually shouting out "Come on Tim" during the tennis finals.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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He actually looked really camp in a freeze frame photo of the finish this morning
he was all anguished face and limp wrists
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Me and the son cracked up, for about half an hour.
I really do think I've cracked a rib laughing that hard
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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i spent it dressed as a gypsy crow woman
drinking lots of things (taboo is not even as nice as you remember) and I am fucking knackered
edit: now i am catching up with GOTEAMGB news
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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I love this headline
news.sky.com/story/968862/champion-admits-urinating-in-olympic-pool
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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of course people pee in the friggen pool.
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Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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More Mars talk in this thread needed.
Did you see how it landed? it's friggin crazy.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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The space crane thing?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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No, I didn't watch it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Here's a graphic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki_Af_o9Q9s
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Why do always look like shit?
Would it really be so hard to chuck a plastic monster truck shell on it?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I don't think it looks shit.
Anyway the reason they don't put anything they don't need on it is because you'd have to carry it to fucking mars.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Lack of commitment.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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Radio controlled monster trucks are really light.
Whack a laser drill on it and attach a little trailer for it to pull rocks about with. Problem solved.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Or send a Big Trak
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Big Traks are fucking shit.
They might have been state of the art in 1986, but I can just imagine the sort of unbearable hipster prick that buys the re-issued ones.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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That's really cool.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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And it fucking worked.
That's the most amazing thing.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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If it had been me I would have just packed it up in loads of shredded paper and bubble wrap
and then equiped it with a stanley knife.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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Send it over in a Zorb
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Why don't you work for nasa?
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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I bet all the felines on mars are shitting themselves
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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it on my list for catching up
tell me more. I fucking love mars
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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I may g and get some malteasers
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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Laser Armed, plutomium powered space tank.
It's bigger than a mini. It's plutonium battery can last over a decade. It has super high resolution cameras to spot rocks, it'll then shoot a laser at them and measure the emmisions to see what they're made of, if they're interesting enough they'll roll over and drill into them pick up the dust and put it through a bunch of tests in it's body.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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that is fucking awesome
these things make me wish I was an engineer like me dad wanted me to be.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Is there a video of it landing?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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Nah, there won't be. There's only two sattelites round mars, and they were positioned for radio reception not video.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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In the "youtube age" that seems like an oversight
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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Time to start a conspiracy theory about how they never really landed on Mars.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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That "desolate crater" it's landed in? Croydon
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Yes!
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Looks like we have a 60% chance of seeing photos of the landing...
Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter had been commanded to attempt to image Curiosity as it was descending to the surface. Apparently the spacecraft has now sent data back to Earth and the images have been processed. We probably won't see the result until later today; NASA will hold its next press conference at 5pm UK time.
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Booce, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:32,
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Nope
only some low res stuff from straight after it landed, but hi res to come soon once it dusts off.
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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It needs to take all it's lens caps off.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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LOL school boy error taking photos with the lens cap on!
I bet there are some red faces at NASA today!
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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There'll be advisory stickers all over their pictures when they come back from Boots.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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THere are naked ladies on mars?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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out of focus ones
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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and one's with 3 tits
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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With red eyes
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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It's the realistic touches that make amateur porn worthwhile.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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I had a mars milkshake for breakfast today, haven't had one in years.
That's some impressive sublimable advertising right there.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I'm eating some malteasers
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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doesn't sound like a healthy balanced breakfast to me gonz old boy.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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have yiu seen gonz?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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jewish?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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Nah, I guess not. It's only a one off, I feel a bit grim.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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i was thinking of you yesterday,
Got hold of some really good fish from the guy who delivers to the pub, and so decided to attempt my own sushi. I reckon you need to hit up a reliable London fishmonger and give it a whirl.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.
I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Did your mums beans get great tickets to Squeeze at the Phil?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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it was easier than i thought it would be,
I did fuck up the first batch. Still tasty mind, just a bit mushy.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.
I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.
I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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Sweet, I know a well good one near my docs, well posh. There is a good one near where I live too.
I tried making my own sashimi'less sushi a couple of times and it always ends up as one huge tamaki.
Love a real fishmonger/butchers/green grocers though. I had some of mums runner beans and they were as sweet as sugar snaps.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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Me too
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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I used to teach McFly songs to a 13 year old girl.
I enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed teaching her Busted songs.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Not suprised seeing as most of them were written by the same guy.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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WHAT?
They didn't write their own songs???
Oh man, now I don't know what to believe in anymore.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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You should go and listen to yur Milli Vanilli collection to cheer yourself up
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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Now those guys could really sing.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Went to a wedding on Saturday, it was good
Went to a bbq yesterday, it was good
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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4/10 for effort
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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SO'S YOUR FACE
Nah, you're alright you are
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Jesus, dogs are ridiculous aren't they?
I mean...they're REALLY shit. Cats are pricks, but dogs are just laughable.
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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alright.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Hey hey
Good weekend?
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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work.
It was alright, pretty quiet. Just gotta get through today, and then freedom. I'm doing relief at s different pub, and they're all morons, so I'm on site pretty much 24/7 till the assistant manager gets back tomorrow.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Bummer
But yeah...at least it's only for today.
The wedding was at the Spinnaker. It was actually much nicer than I expected. Still pretty expensive for what it is though. And you HAVE to use their own (reassuringly expensive) caterers.
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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in the tower?
Christ. It's an ugly fucking building, it makes sense to have the wedding in their jus so you can't see the thing.
Ladypig wants to get married on a rooftop in London (god knows why).
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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So she can throw herself off afterwards?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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:(
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Oh I'm sorry, I feel terrible now.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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I didn't know it was 'bully WP day' today.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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I thought that was tomorrow.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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I got my dates wrong.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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I don't know how you missed it
They've had signs up in Clintons since May.
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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Hiya Kid Presentable.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Kid Presentable Bert
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Bert Ding
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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*waves frantically*
Good morning citizen. I hope this finds you well?
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Very well indeed, young Kidderminster.
All well in KP land?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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That sounds like a land awash with Peanuts.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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They're all nuts there!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Desperately average
Which is fine, for now
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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That's my attitude,
I'll swap 'no drama' for 'nothing exciting', no problem.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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well, thats unpleasant.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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I rocked the 'skatewear and flat cap' look this weekend.
Chicks dug it.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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prick.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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welcome to 2.0 you prick.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Are you seriously putting loads of people on ignore?
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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i can still see him.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Unlucky. Is he still wearing that stupid turquoise flat cap from the weekend?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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No. I only have the one prick on ignore.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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Turquoise flat cap, I hope, you Brittas wanker?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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nope. tweed.
What's with all the Brittas stuff? Is this a Red Dwarf thing? You smegging smeghead.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I'm not allowed to tell you, soz bbz.
It's some secret mod stuff.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Do you go to fan conventions with a sparkly H stuck to your forehead?
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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Do you have one master key for all the lockers 'just in case'?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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Yes.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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Well of course you had a flat cap on.
You're a northerner.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Ultra Northern in fact.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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He's so northern he moved to York for the balmy southern weather.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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I don't believe in Scotland.
He's merely a Northerner. Like those Cumbrians.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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The Romans grew grapes in Eboracum you know.
Is your York visit still off the cards? You would fucking love all the historical stuff. Roman, Viking and medieval.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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Just don't go to the Jorvik Viking Centre.
It's so shit I got dumped.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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it is fucking awful in there.
Best bit for historylols is the Minster.
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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Haha it's got a twitter feed.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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It's meme tastic
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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I like to imagine it's got a wireless keyboard that it types into with its big, goofy wheels
and it's snorking to itself as it types "Gale Crater, I am in you!" because it's a lolsome internet meme and sounds a bit like it's boning Mars.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Meanwhile
xkcd.com/695/
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localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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That always makes me sad.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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I'm falling out of love with ignore 2.0 since the thread is telling me new things have been posted
but it's actually Dozer and his terrible taste in clothes.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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Pretty much
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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Did you log out to see that or was it just a guess?
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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It's not exactly 'guess of the century' is it?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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It's not even an olympic record guess.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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No gold post box for Al.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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It's not even a personal best from training guess.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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Guess Who's "American Woman" just came on the radio.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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That's a fucking great record.
There's a superb live LP out there too. Well worth getting.
'Live at the Paramount' is its name.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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I shall check it out.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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You will like it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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I give up
Whose?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Oh YOU.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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I really like The Guess Who
more facts later KP fans!
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Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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I checked using Internet Explorer so I didn't need to log out.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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He's bragging about his turquoise flat cap and skatewear combo from the weekend.
Str8 up Br1TT4$, nigga.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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what does swipey do in a chompster thread?
Are we going to have to get another /ot board for joint custody fun?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Hahahah
I fear we might.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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