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So, are you an adult who still reads comics?Perhaps you prefer the term 'graphic novels'. Perhaps you prefer the term 'dark graphic novels'? My advice to you if so, is to grow up and read a fucking book. You make me sick. You probably think you're really cool like that embarassing flid off 'Spaced' and make 'Star Wars references all the time. Why won't you just die?
Alt: Hiya gang!!! How's Monday treating you?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Good, someone is paying for me to going snowboarding over New YearThis is fantastic news as i couldn't afford it myself and I don't have to organise aything for new year!
aside from that dull and tedious. i need a new job
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As a shower room attendant?(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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i don't know them through work my neighbour works for themcan't acvtually remember waht they are called...
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Oh nice one.Interested?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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Not quite yet, but I'm getting sick of this place.Plus nhs direct is closing down, so I have to look around.
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Is it?Is something else replacing it? I'd imagine NHS Direct saves a few quid in pointless casualty visits, doesn't it?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Only used it once & their advice was 'go to casualty'.(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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I'm sure, problem is the child can't explain waht's wrong so there's a lot of guess workNHS can rule out or in anything to bad and advise. It's a great service I think
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Anyway why does it need to be quicker to get through, if you're that ill you should be goimng to A&E anyway(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
It's not really about how quick you get through it's how quick from picking up the phoneuntil the "endpoint". Which is jargon for the final advice, be that calling you an ambulance, going to the pharmacy or just have a nap and man up.
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you could just set up an answering phone that immediately tells them 'WASH YOUR HANDS A BIT MORE OFTEN, YOU DIRTY CUNT' and hangs up(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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I've called them myself on a baby-related issue.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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'I've drowned two of them in the bath. who can I get to take the blame?'(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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"do you have a wheelie bin available sir?"(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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'where's your wheelie bin?'(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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HELLO, HELLO, A MIDGET IS FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE, HE SOMEHOW HAS MY FACESEND HELP
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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Yeah, it's being replaced with 111the difference being NHS direct was a national service and clinically led. 111 will be a localy commisioned service and with less nurses/doctors available.
The idea being it'll be cheaper and quicker to get through.
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I have to say NHSD is not the fastest.But compared with a needless night-time dash to the hospital it's fucking excellent.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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The NHS need data inputters in Soho?I thought tht sort of office work would be done in horrid satelitte townslike Reading or basingstoke or milton Keynes
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I may look a little like Jesus but I'm not actually God, Nakie-noo.I'm flattered and all that, of course.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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I'm currently reading this.www.amazon.com/Enders-Game-Ender-Book-1/dp/0812550706
Judge away but it has made me lol multiple times by the extreme violence from the very first page.
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Thought this would be more your sort of thingwww.amazon.co.uk/Are-You-There-God-Margaret/dp/0330398083/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344259541&sr=1-1
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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No, for gash read thiswww.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Bush-Fine-Vaginal-Fisting/dp/1890159026/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344259697&sr=1-2
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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The reviews are brilliant:Great book... Spent many a happy night with my boyfriend wrist deep.... Mmmmm!.... Highly recommended!!!.... Great diagrams. really great diagrams!!
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Another:My advice is don't wrap it up for Christmas and then forget to remove it from the pile of other presents.
Went down like Ruud van Nistelrooy in the oppositions penalty box when she unwrapped it on Christmas morning in front of her mum, but hey, who cares?
Other than that a very insightful and informative book.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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Merry Christmas darling, I'm going to wear you like a glove by New Year(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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oh god, Would you want a second hand copy?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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Stunned probably would.(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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I've never read it, but I vaguely remember people commenting on how frequently naked children were involved in the story(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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it it like a QOTW IN SPACE?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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It's pretty goodit takes a direction i didn't expect at the end. In a good way
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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the bit where the fingers poke out of the other holeand wiggle was quite a surprise
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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Monday is excellent so far, thanks for asking.Later I will be babysitting whilst my wife goes to watch some Olympic event. This means eating what I want in front of Kidnapped*
*Disclaimer: this assumes that my daughter goes to sleep without any problems.
Graphic novels are for spastics and children.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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+ by Monty.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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Was that really worth the effort?(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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Mehit seemed so at the time.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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He was raised 6 doors down from my inlaws place in Edinburgh. Trufax.(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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I think you may lose some votes from the trekkies.Monday is pretty cool, but I could do with a sleep after lunch.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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I only read webcomicsand none of that pretentious shit with more than three panels
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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I've read a fewI have no need to be cool, image is not everything, dear.
alt: I am tired, but I've had french toast and blueberries, so on average, quite well
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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woah woah, french toast?how is this supporting our brave sport overlords?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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i was oggling the men's gymnastics at the timeand i oggled them regardless of nationality.
patriotism -16
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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Monday is treating me terriblyBeen fucked over by account managers AGAIN and I have no coffee
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Jesus that made me laugh.My initial thought was "oh Jesus, another fucking Manga fanatic".
Yeah, Monday's been fucking great. Used some clout to get my sister a really good job. Feeling pretty happy and patronising at the same time.
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Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Nothing like forcing an underqualified realtive into a job to make everyone feel good about themselveseither way how much persuasion does a pimp need to take on more girls?
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Exactly.Always room for more, you should know that, silly billy.
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Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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Upset and online, eh Monty?Cheer up - it will soon be Christmas.
Alt: fucking shit - hungover, and DIY is killing me because I'm an unfit weed.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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I co-own a flat with my missus.There will never be an end to the list of jobs that it will be possible for me to do.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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yeah but a bit of painting or putting up some pictures is hardly strenuous(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Nine-meter ladders are heavy, though, and carrying them too and from the hire shop is hassle enough.Not to mention the belt sander and it's bloody transformer.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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It really is bloody transformer, you're right.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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I'm pointing out your shit grammar.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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Maybe if you spent a little more time reading actual books you might pick the basics up?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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That's the spirit!I wish you'd apply this same attitude to posting on here.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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I know.But watching you get so cross arouses me.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Of course it is.It's full of graphic novels, and hats, and moody, dark things, and poetry.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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love and hugz(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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i genuinely don't know.This laptop is on its last legs. Either that or its beginning to show signs of A.I. If I never post again, assume death.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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I read that as it showing signs of AlGrowing vegetables and being a prick online.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Monday is good, One more hour moyce, and then freedom. Although, I'll be going from this pub, to another pub.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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It's just 'pub pub pub' with you!!What do you do to relax, go to an office?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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I bet he has to drink an innocent smoothie from a brown paper bag just to get him through the working day(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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People like him make me SICK.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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i like to sit outside, I like listening to the forest. I like the feel of acool breeze gently swaying my ballsack back and forth. I like to naked M, naked and free.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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Good news, Kidlington, good news indeed.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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Worse - they've been oissed upon.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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Just noticedHas there been some kind of mass culling? No Janet/Quints or Rory?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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Janet = steppedNot sure about the other two.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED
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They all died in a freak balooing accident. i say freak not because of the unusual nature of the accident but because of the people involved.(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
It's just the simple bear necessities of life.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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The only evidence left was thiswww.metro.co.uk/weird/906131-drowning-inflatable-doll-sparks-18-man-police-rescue
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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Janet, AB, BrynDead & a couple of others have been stepped. Rory is around. Quinton probably has you on ignore.(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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Seen on qotw about Janet being steppednothing re the other two, not on page 2 anyway.
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it's nice that he gets out sometimes, with everything that's happened(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I used to quite like that one in The Sun with the couple where the wife is always naked.Alt: Harshly - up with baby tangle at 5.50am, still have to work for a living, got to ferry little tangle around the city after work, frantic rehearsals after kids in bed tonight to try to make my band good enough for a gig on Thursday. I'm tired.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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Oh what?I was really looking forward to all the lollerific power tool banter that was bound to happen in the other thread.
God, Monty, you're such a prick.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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I am SUCH a ruiner.I'm worse than Oathsy for it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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I'm getting a little uncomfortable with all the attentionmy (admittedly cracking) legs and arse are getting from hartley hare, Monty. I've barely ever mnetioned them because I'm way too polite, but he won't stop talking about them.
What should I do?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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Maybe you should deliberately disfigure them?Like those Afghani birds who fuck up their own faces with acid to piss their husbands off.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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Hahahah'take my word for it, it's fucking horrible under here'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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My sons screen saverwoman in full black burka with soldiers saying "Batman thank god you've arrived"
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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This is an excellent idea.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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Comic books and graphic novels are a great way of getting older kids who don't enjoy reading to take an interest. It doesn't matter if it's about superheroes or fucktards, any reading is better than nothing. I don't read comics anymore but still have my collection and would be loathe to get rid of it.
ALT: FINE THANKS BRO.
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COME ON TWEEDLE YOU CAN DO THE GYMNASTICS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS!!!!(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
She's let Tom Daley's dead dad down.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Could have been worseshe could have landed on her face.
Oh wait...
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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Your friend Shed has set up a 'comedy' poll.(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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I read books and I read comics. WHAT NOW, EH?(
JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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