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Breaking news:Mika, is gay. Shocking eh???
I think I'm going to get a dominoes 2 for tuesday tonight, what's the best dominoes pizza?
I bet you all love dominoes.
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I find after a couple of slices I feel bloated and greasyI'd much rather have a thin crust "proper" pizza anyday. Or make your own, piece of piss, genuinely.
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Shock, horror(!)None of them, go to a local takeaway instead, they'll often be better, and cheaper.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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The dominoes in MK are actually much better than most.their uk head office is here so they seem to be kept in line.
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Fair enough, the one in Macc is awful.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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Dominoes' pizza recipe and business model:1. Take a shoddy pizza.
2. Add lard and pastry.
3. ???
4. PROFIT
... and they seem to make it work. How do they do that?
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I'm astonshed how expensive pizza isconsidering it is basically cheese on toast
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No wonder there's a shitty pizza place every ten feet in London.License to print money.
cf 'fried chicken'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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thankfully they're all broken up by endless shitty 24hour mini marts run by turks, or I don't know how Londoners would ever survive(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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What I wouldn't give to have a local Turkish market near where I live. It's that and the cheap Chinese that I miss.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Green Lanes is the worlds biggest shitty 24 hour turkish mini marttru fact
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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'Chick O' Ribs'food of the impoverished urban community, because in Shepherds Bush they have a great affinity with the black communities of the Southern USA
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Veg-A-Roma if I order from them.Usually I'll just walk down to M&S, though.
I much prefer Dominos to other pizza delivery places
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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This is a pointless claimMost chains operate franchises, so there is no real consistency across the chain apart from possibly where they order their supplies from.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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You could provide the same supplies, recipes and equipment to three people in the same kitchen and end up with three different end results.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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of course, but they have to work to brand guidelines or will lose their ftranchiseyes there will be differences, but it's not like one will shit out a pizza and the other a Beef Stew made with dog
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you mean like arranging the ingredients in to swear words?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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Writing the name of the customer on the box?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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wrapping the pizza around their willy so you can eat it easier?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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That's bollocks.The terms of some/many/most/all franchises include specified suppliers so that can protect their brand, they train the staff at a central location etc.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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But we're talking about pizza assembly here.I put it to you that they will be pretty much identical from all branches.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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I put it to you bothThat you are a couple of quenders and should fuck off forthwith.
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I put it to youthat your terrible judgement re /OT mod renders your opinion on any other matter completely irrelevant.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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I put it to you that not only are you right in every waybut that he could also do with a kick in the fucking face whilst we're about it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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If pizza assembly is that simpleWhy are there so many shit brands out there?
I put it to you that this argument is shit and dull.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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Because they are shit and cunts.No-one is claiming that these ghastly franchises are any good, merely that each branch is likely to be the same kind of shit.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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I watched Undercover Boss doing Pizza Go Go, and it seems you're half right. One rank place proofed dough ever 3 days in bin bags on a disgusting freezer, and left frozen food out for days...., another one did fresh dough twice a day.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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The best dominoes is the one you don't get lol !srs that shits nasty. I don't noe who mika is, this must be the fault of my cultural vacuum
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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according to your thread.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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That's such a gay man thing to sayThey don't have to peel apart the bulging flesh to find their hairy sweat boxes
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what's there not to like about fat chickscaptain cavey's my current favouite board fat chick
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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I heard Cavey has full beards like everywhere, anal, face the lotit helps with her larp character of 'dungeon fat mess level fourtytwo'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Is this one of those stories where you meet some fat dumb bunt who claimed he chirped her in a club that one time?(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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alright gonz, i don't understand this post.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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Everyone is right, Dominoes are fucking vile.They're also grotesquely overpriced.
My local place (which several B3tans have joined me at) is ace and you get about 14 inch pizza for around seven quid.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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Do they deliver then?(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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No but you can collect.If I call when I get on the bus at Old St it's ready by the time I get there.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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New management, new rules.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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Then I shall just have to resort to vigilantism.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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ignore what i said below, take the 15 quid or so you would have spent on pizza, buy as much special brew as you can with a tenner, and the biggest kebab you can find with a fiver and i bet you will feel better tomorrow than you will after eating the shit from dominoes.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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I like the one with two bases with a sauce in the middle.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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Don't make me agree with what everyone already thinks about you. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Your mum passived some of her aggressive over my face. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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i reckon instead of getting a domino pizza, you should just kill yourself.
I like a plain old pepperoni, it's the only one they do that doesn't look someone vomited on my pizza.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives and jalapenos.BANG ON.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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Poppet bullied me, so now I have to bully someone else.It's the circle of, err, bullying.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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she seemed a little grumpy earlier.probably on the blob or something.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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You know what those birds are like!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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why are you being such a cunt today?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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This might be an unpopular opinion hereBut I'm going to come out with it anyway.
I quite like pineapple on a pizza.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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You are vegetarianconsequently you are not allowed an opinion on food
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ThisFucking olivey cunt
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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Just directa your feetsa to Daddy Greens pizzawww.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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I have never eaten Dominos pizzaor just plain dominos
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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I saw in Sainsbury's the other day that Quorn have introduced some pepperoni style slices to their range for adding to pizzas.Why don't some of you omnivores have a go at getting angry about that?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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sounds shitAlthough, I hate to think what is in the meat on pizzas, or how it was bred.
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or the spunky hands that put them together(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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Why would I get angry at that?Vegetarians have already proven themselves more than capable of poor decision making skills, a further decision to eat Quorn really only confirms it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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Yeah, perhaps, except it isn't.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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there seems to be a lot of mouth wrongness here today.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Fuck dominoesshit pizza, shit sauces, stupidly expensive.
FUCK DOMINOES.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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this^My local pizza place is consistently excellent
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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you mean, when your mum puts a tesco value pizza in the oven for you?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Precisely.Well precisely if when you say 'mum' you mean 'dad' and when you say 'pizza' you mean 'cock' and when you say 'the oven' you mean 'his arse'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Much like Sporto's weary old anus.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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It is consistently excellent thoughAs you well know
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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I have never, and never will, let your dad bum me.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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+ today, a dozen times before lunch is more than enoughI look like someone over filled an eclair
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Yes, yes I doMum's special sauce is nommy
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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Good skills ChompyA lot of people try to think of an interesting question that might provoke some discussion and debate. Then add an alt q to keep it varied and include those who have no opinion on the main q.
You simply mention a brand of pizza and then sit back and let everyone argue about whose taste is the worst.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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It bothers me how easily it goes from foodto arse sex on here.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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His fucking hamster wasn't though, was it?You uncaring CUNT!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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RIP brahwww.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mz52S5ulk
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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Oh manwatch out everyone, we've got a bad-ass over here.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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as long as it likes pizzawe're OK
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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I wasn't sure of your genderso I went for a non gender pronoun
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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oh KP, i still love you, you big beautiful woman.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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back that fine black ass over here, so i can cover it in cream.surprising /ac.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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seems rudeasking about your genitals
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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I disagreeIf we can't talk about something as normal as willy/minges, then where are we?
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Best just to ask for a gaz pic of them.Just to be safe
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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All of them, obviously.b, a, then c for the long game.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Look KP no one wants any trouble, ok?You seem like a decent chap, so lets not allow this to get out of hand.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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I have not had a dominoesfor a while, now. They are yummy and nommy, yet make you feel like you have severely abused your body afterwards (and not entirely in a good way). Go for pepperoni or that one with lots of meat and mushrooms and things
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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Speaking as someone who was marketing director of Pizza Hut a few years ago I must advise you NOT to eat any chain's pizzas. Ridiculously cheap ingredients with horrendously high levels of fat, sugar and salt that cost pence to make. Avoid.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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yet still delicious(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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well, you really are a firey one today, how about you have a glass of warm milk, and a little sit down for a bit eh?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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a no-tail, then(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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*shrugs*I like sweet things mostly and could probably eat caramel cheesecake or something until I have to be lifted from my sofa using a crane
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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I fondly remember the Pizzaland chain.My brother was banned from all branches for life, following an incident involving LSD.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Why am I not surprised by this?(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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I have to say, I wasn't terribly surprised at the time.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I'm having one of those dayswhere everyone seems to look at me like they recognise me. It happened yesterday, but I thought that was the traces of facepaint on my eyes. Today I am cleaner, yet it still happens. Have I been on TV and not realised?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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well that explains itwhat was I on? Crimewatch?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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How big is your house spin offcalled how big is your arse.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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The BeeGee's less successful, post marriage follow-up(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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There's a whole family living in there(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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"there's plenty of space for us and the kids, we've got an upstairs bathroom now, and the garden is coming along. The only downside is the smell."
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Not TV. The internet.You remember that video I promised I wouldn't upload? Yeah.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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it'll affect yourreputation, too, though, and you've got an election to think of!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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He had an 'election' in the video too(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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racismon the internet
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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My reputation would hardly suffer.You're confused because you don't know what my reputation actually is. Aside from entirely undeserved, obv.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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you're french(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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A reputation of a being a MOTH FEARING MARY. (
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I'm not as ashamed of that one as you might think.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Not since Januarytheaudioperv.com/2012/01/10/johnny-winter-to-make-first-tv-appearance-in-thirty-years-on-letterman-this-thursday-112/
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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I've put on a lot of weight and tits since then(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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mine was a disaster, i might never start one again.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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you're getting close to an ignore mister, don't push me,
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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Oh shush!!!! It was LOVELY!!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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Ok here's what I'm going to have.Onions
Mushrooms
Red and green peppers
Olives
Double pepperoni.
The best choice I'm sure you'll agree.
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Half of these pricks would rather have pineapple than olives, Chomp - they're fucking retards.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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To be honest, we both knew that a long time ago.They're the sort who like bbq sauce on their pizzas.
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I fucking hate the wankers. I really do.You're the only good one on here.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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I don't even like it if someone else in the same room has BBQ sauceIt fucking stinks.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Woah there Who said instead of?
I like both.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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I've heard that about you.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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