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(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What do you suggest for the Paralympics?
Tasteless suggestions please. I suggested dwarf throwing, semi -seriously, you'd have thought I'd shit in a font the looks i got.
Alt, still on a sporting theme, did you enjoy games/gym/sport at school? Politicos are whining on about it suddenly being important again, because we've won some medals. Agree or disagree?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Zyklon B for the fucking lorrovem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Monty the Guardian reader rears his ponytail.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
and those who chose to oppose The Mail will Fail!

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
RASPBERRY RIPPLE RELAY!

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Synchronised flailing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
100m dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I tried to do the rope climbing thing,
i fell off and broke my coccyx. Never really did much sport at school, other than Rugby, i was good at rugby, played for the county.
Children need some sort of motivation to get in to sport, i can't see a better way of doing that than the great coverage of athletes as super-stars that the BBC has been supplying us.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I bet you broke a few coccyx in the showers at rugby, eh?
AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
there was some serious sexual abuse, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I'm all for kids being more active
I'm just worried that the hysteria surrounding the olympics will create unrealistic expectations of sporting achievement and/or distract youngsters from academic achievement.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
or not
Who cares
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
a larger pool of losers, also creates a larger pool of winners,
and i want MEDALS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Has the brightly coloured and extensive olympic coverage by the media
turned it into nothing more than a worldwide edition of X-Factor? Ooh, you can run fast Johnny...go and win Mummy one of those gold thingies.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
i'm all for it,
stop the fuckers from smashing up cars for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Indeed
But those predisposed towards car smashing will do it anyway, sports or not. They've got dozens of other sports they could focus on (that are covered on tv all year round) and it hasn't worked so far.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Perhaps we could make car smashing into a sport?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Instead of Gold Medals we can hand out stereos.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Have you never seen 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
THEY SHOOTIN'! THEY SHOOTIN'!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Fucking love that film

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I thought last year's riots were more interesting to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
The Olympics is great
People getting together in a series of non-violent internation competitions, and the world's greatest atheletes get to show off their stuff on the greatest stage of them all.
But it's just games innit.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
you seem to be covering all the angles here, KP.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
God, it's nice to have a normal conversation with someone on here

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
i think there will inevitably be people who lose out from having unattainable dreams,
but even if a small percentage go on to be fitter, and more succesful, then it's a good thing. I reckon the positives outweigh the negatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Totally agree
I don't think there are any negatives really...But there are parents out there that will say 'fuck it, why should my kid focus on their studies when they can run around after a football instead?'
There are plenty of these sort of people out there. Then the country will be saturated by sports obsessed youngsters that can barely read.

MARK MY WORDS WINDY! MARK THEM!
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I just don't have the faith that our younger generation will be able to keep it in perspective
but good luck to all of them that can
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
:(

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Contrast the attitude of our highly paid footballers
storming off cos he missed a penalty.
Some athletes missed gold by much smaller margins, they didn't publicly display such petulance.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Yep, I can't tar everyone with the same brush
But use sport as something to fall back on, surely? Get an education, then pursue sports when you can afford to live off of it.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Ahem:
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19173670
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
cf those ghastly pop music contest programmes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I hate you Monty.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Overzealous Hugging

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
The coalition is 100% focused on the deficit.
There is absolutly no way they'll spend millions of pounds on sport purely to cash in on the good mood the olympics has caused. No way!
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Lets be honest. Sport is not going to save our economy.
Gold medals, or prize money isn't going to take us out of recesion.
It would be short sighted, popularist and specious to even consider changing policy because of a once in four years event.

This is why our Government won't do it.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
*hugs and kisses*
These are precisely my feelings on the whole thing. People are caught up in all the drama. Sports will not save the world.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
They're cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Vegetable soup

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Killing Animals by hugging them to hard Relay.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Combining that with my suggestion
HUGTATHALON!
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
i miss quentin.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Your aim is poor
Try next thread down
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
he must have me on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
i remember whne he arrived and everyone hated him

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Oh man OLD SKOOL.


I still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
strange how the tide can turn eh?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Wheelchair platform and springboard diving

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
High Window Licking
venue, The Shard. Highest window licked (from the outside) wins. Vaulting poles may be used.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Cheerleading flids.
Alt: It varied, I've never been much of a fan of badminton, basketball, etc. However, I enjoyed it when we used to play football.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
"no" hand ball - for flids

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Stumpball?

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Synchronised drowning

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This threat is what our Gallic chums might call a petit bit merde.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Ooh, Spanish
I like it
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
BASQUE, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
But it's still at the dry cleaners

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Oh, YOU!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This thread threatens you?
Ooh lala, c'est pas bon.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'm so bored I may go to the pub

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I have an evening of HARD DRUGS ahead of me today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
They're called that because to take them you have to be reet fuckin' hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
on a wednesday?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
On a Wednesday.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
out with chums or home alone to drown out the misery of your existance?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Going to dinner round a music biz chum's.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
which course will the MDs be?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Post-cheese I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
+ knob

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Make sure Barry doesn't find out.
Is he still dead and forgotten?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
It seems so,
His call though. His victim has forgiven him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
you know everyone here would give him shit forever though

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
TELL ME THIS STORY,
I AM VERY NOSEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
It's a very interesting story
It involves MASSIVE DRUGS, stealing, vigilantism, a lack of forgiveness (although not from the wronged party) and a flounce.
It's just waiting for the right qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
It's a dreadful story with no winners and should be forgotten asap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I had the last laugh.
Needlessly.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
That was his last mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I reckon if Baz actually came back he'd get some abuse for a couple of days
and then it would be mostly forgotten.
By staying away he is leaving this half untold story as his permanent legacy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
When there is drink involved,
sometimes you gotta just apologise, take the abuse, and move on. It is a king maker and a ruiner.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
that would be most civilised
I'm imaganing them being presented on a silver platter
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
"after dinner, once the ladies had withdrawn, Fotherington-Smythe had his butler pass round the port, cigars and tabs."

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
The ladies were strap-oned up then?
I'm not sure if that's an actual word.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
maybe they'd undergone a strapadicktomy

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
i found that surprisingly hard to pronounce,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Viagra?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Nah, Leytonstone.
The US/Canadian border is a little far to go just for the evening, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Still, would be better than Leytonstone

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Have you ever been to Niagara? It's fucking horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Niagara Leytonstone
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Oh, send us a little suttin suttin Monce?

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'm sending you some 'hug rays' RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Army assault course?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
*enjoys*

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
how about one for the crowd
the 'watching dudes with no legs run considerably faster than you ever will'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Hurdles.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
or "very small steps"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
trundle trundle trundle trundle BONK trundle trundle trundle.....

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Hahaha.
Genuine lol.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Shoe Flinging

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
hahahahaha
Biscuit Wanting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Winna

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)

shoe poo
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Fling Push
(Drimble something lol here, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Left Foot Typing

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Deaconatholan
Ten events to crown the king of the Joeys.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Pitta bread is fucking lethal
fucking hot bready cunt
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This^
napalm
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
and far too delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
well they don't taste of much
but i'm putting mine into piri piri hummous
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i don't know what it is about them
if I have them in the house I just want to eat them all up. especially if I have taramaslata, too.

I just had a couple of delicious apples from my very own apple tree. /smugs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Nice, so when will your cider be ready?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
heh
don't know about cider. Reckon I'll start with apple chutney or something. I'll give them a couple more weeks for a few more to ripen. After that, mind there's the green apple tree which seems to be planning to ripen much later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I had pitta bread with roasted peppers and cottage cheese yesterday
They were better than expected
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
gay

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
i dont' know how that would be bad

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
It had cottage cheese in
that automatically places it below almost everything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I'm suprised you can even dress yourself.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I'm surprised by the level of animosity in this subthread*
*I'm not really
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
fuck you hippy
go and start a new thread
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I dun a hippy thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

i.qkme.me/3p3m40.jpg
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
hahahaha

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I'm going out on a limb here
but I reckon this is a shit thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
paralimbpicfail

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Come and join my exciting* new thread then


*Also shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i'm in it, so it's bound to be excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

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