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Which Olympians do you fancy? Must say that Trott girl is cute but Dampney, the beach volleyball girl is FIT.Alt: what can monty do in the future to avoid such schoolboy errors as losing ones wallet?
Alt x2 why has dozer gone all bent?
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Daley ThompsonHe's a big fella and I like to be held.
Alt: I'm going to go out on a limb and sugges that he had the wallet in his back pocket. He could try not keeping it in his back pocket.
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Quay Pii!!!!!!!It was in my side coat pocket. It would've been fine had I not sprinted for the bus.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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How are things in Capers-land today?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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Not a great start to the morningbut some might say that the day can only improve from here
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The lesson learned thereis never run for anything. It's better to be late than broke
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I am so broke I could cry.I don't get paid until the 31st.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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There was a very nice looking US runner on the television last night, black girl,but on the whole they do nothing for me. To say they've run their tits off is certainly true.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Wake me up when Scarlett Johansson starts competing in the tramponlining(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Most of these so-called women are built like men.If you fancy them that means you find the muscular male form attractive aka U R A BEN-DORRR lol.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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No cocks though so more like eunuchs, does fancying a eunuch make you gay?(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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You tell me, you're the bent cut round here.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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Missing an n as well as a wallet? You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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THat, and his ghostbusters suit was starting to get tight.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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I've decided I'm going to marry Victoria Pendleton one day.Alt: Delete his bank account and kill himself.
AltAlt: 'Gone'?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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Pendleton. I present the following evidencei3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1111382.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/One+Use+Only+Victoria+Pendleton
www.iainclaridge.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/victoria-pendleton.jpg
www.iainclaridge.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/victoria_pendleton.jpg
i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1111379.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ONE+USE+ONLY+Victoria+Pendleton
Certainly gets me pulling for Team GB!
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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too late, I've effectively called shotgun, it seems.Which I believe is a little like Reverse Cowgirl.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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Fucking hell I just clicked those links.She is very, very fit. I'd have a go at her.
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She can pedal my cranklube my chain
sit on my saddle
ride my frame
spin my wheels
etc etc
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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He should get a "skater chain" that attaches his wallet to his trousersDozer would be proud
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*checks Surprise-ometer**taps screen*
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Your trousers, earlier:www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Girls-Baggy-Ali-Baba-Harem-Pants-Leggings-Turquoise-2-14-yrs-NEW-/180810147951
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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You'd prefer this:haircrazy.com/product/turquoise-plum-directions-bundle/
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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He was sponsored to have "Skyrim" tattooed on his foreheadjokes on them he would have done it for free!
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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She's definatly not going to regret thisa2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600047_10151990113545526_2091037179_n.jpg
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The actual tattoo is good, subject matter, meh, but that's personal.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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It's the KITTEHZ that I don't like.not got a problem with the quality.
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Yeah bit bent but each to their own.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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That looks suspiciously like a Pokemon tattoo.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Or this!a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384679_10151990111980526_1165918583_n.jpg
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I don't actually mind the one on her arm.But the one on the leg is a bit shit.
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This, plus thru don't look finished. They should be grand(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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I've got one more from you monty, from another girl I know.I think you should prepare yourself though.
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Tah dahhha5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/388122_4342069988774_1278324401_n.jpg
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Do you want me to delete my post up there to make you seem wittier on your candleday?(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Nah, you're good.Everyone knows I'm the wittiest person on here anyway.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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Happy candleday!(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Tell me that's not real.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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what's not to like eh?I might great all my favourite TV shows tattooed onto my body; I'll get an identakit face for Crimewatch, a labrador for Blue Peter and a Massive spunking cock for Queer as Folk
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I too am experiencing awe.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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HAHA!(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Not just Noel.And since when do YOU decide whether or not I can go ahead and mark my body? Who says I haven't already got a tattoo?
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Yeah well it was only for the one day, and that's passed now, so you don't get to decide shit for me.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I would never talk to you again.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Yep, she's got red hair now. Although I haven't seen her for like 48 hours, so that could have changed.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
She sounds like a right WAKIstani**(c) Kid Presentable
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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Innit.The fucking turquoise Bri'ass wanker.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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I see.The enormous picture of a fucking blue phone box on her leg will just fade away, will it?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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You do know it's not real, don't you?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Yes dear. You do realise the things you see when you're high aren't real either? But you enjoy them nonetheless don't you? WHY MUST YOU TAKE THE MAGIC OUT OF ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A FUCKING MUSHROOM?!
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Only these:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Loveday
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaughn_Bode
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Actually I also have some of thesewww.mangareader.net/lone-wolf-and-cub
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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not en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Shelton ?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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Actually I've never really liked them for some reason.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:47,
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too close to home I imagine(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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My mate Yeti = Fat Freddy(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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I used to read those small square Commando Copmics when I was little(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Me too, and Warlord. Taught me all the German I have.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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Hande Hoch, Englander! Raus! Schnell! Achtung! saugen meine Bratwurst Schweinehund!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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so, you enjoy dark graphic novels eh?You and A Vagabond should totes get together.
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Joanna RowsellPHWOOARR!!!1!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Harsh hahahahaI read a comment on here yesterday describing Beth Tweddle as looking like a burn victim. Fucking brilliant!
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Did they put out her face with a 2x4?(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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I have no idea when I went all bent.I must have been born like that.
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Your dad was bent that despite the bender gene being recessive you were still struck down(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
That's right, bitches. It's my candleday.What are you going to do about it, eh?
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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I'll be the nice one and wish you happy candles(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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I beat you to itwaaaay up there.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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You ghastly pair of queers.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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WOO GO TEAM GBJade Jones just "ethnically cleansed" her Serbian opponent in the Taekwondo. It was a massacre, 15-1.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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William G Stewart will be so pleased(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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Get thee fromme ye internette.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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I bet you can't start another one that is less bent.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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Nadzeya Ostapchuk really gets my nads swollen.Alt: he should staple his cash to the inside of his trouser pockets.
Alt x2: Caught It off you. You gay.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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She's the spitting image of AA(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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He should buy two wallets.Divide the cash over the two, then attach them together with a long piece of string and thread through the sleeves of which ever dreadful T-shirt he happens to be rocking that day.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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I'd like to change my vote to Keri-Ann Paynee1.365dm.com/12/07/660x350/keri-ann-payne1024_2796928.jpg
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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I just like women in rubber(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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