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What's best for lunch? Last night leftovers or something shop-bought?

Alt: Which sequel-less film do you think is most in in need of a sequel?

Altalt: Have you/will you ever stop masturbating?
(PsychoChomp_ I no a nice little eatery, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

some bacon
Alt- Hamlet

alt alt- something else Danish.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Helena Christiansen?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ander Breivik
He has lovely soft hands
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

All the better to shoot you with

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Leftovers
Alt. Schindler's List

AltAlt. I've never done that, if you do that it makes God cry
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

My little "God" cries salty tears at the end

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Leftovers, definitely.
Alt, Schindler's List was crap. I'd like to see a remake of The Passion of the Christ, with a happy ending, where jesus gets married and has kids. that'd be nice.
Alt, at this very moment?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I still lol every time I'm in a Schindler's lift

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Schindlers List 2 would be awesome though
They need a better script writer though, hardly any of the jokes in the first one made me laugh
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I can't remember the plot particularly,
apaert from the fact it was bloody dull.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Are you kidding?
I thought it was fucking hilarious.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

All the bits with Ralph Fiennes were side splittingly funny
but Liam Neeson was dull
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Leftovers ftw!
leftover curry is well nom, especially if frozen then thawed a couple of days later.

alt: none

altalt: gotta sleep sometime.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Pizza is also excellent next day

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Oh yes.
careful microwaving it though, as the cheese comes out like molten lava....
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Why would you heat up leftover pizza? Cold pizza is great.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I heat it up
I prefer it hot.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I heated up the last leftover slice on a panini toaster in work
NOM NOM NOM
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I am fucking skint this month so I'm on the "Boyce" diet
of finding stuff in the house to eat. This led me to cous cous with chilli, spinach and BBQ chicken at lunchtime

Alt:
Return Of The Jedi

Alt Alt:
Nope
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

leftovers
alt: POint break

altalt: I'm masterbating right now
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Alt: When Harry Met Sally. I want to see the bit where he finally snaps and murders the high maintenance, irritating, unreasonable woman in her sleep.

AltAlt: When you pry my cock from my cold, dead hand.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

necrophilialolz

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Meg Ryan isn't THAT old...oh...

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Actually, she is

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I got a well nice lunch today
I got mushroom creamy pasta topped with tomarto oboejean stuff. �4.20 too. It's a total win of a lunch.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Creamy mushroom and tomato?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I got steak and chorizo pie and mash from the market
it was lovely. I have my suspicions about the "steak" part though, looked like mince to me.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

What was wrong with my thread legoland or whatever you're called?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I think he hates you Chompy

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Why? I'm lovely. :(

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

You made me look witty and everything.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I think it's someone you used to bully at school
And have now started a campaign of STOMPING
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Wow legoland must have really been at rock bottom of the pecking order

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Damn skippy

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Underworld less successful b side.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

grudging lol

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I was thinking more like this
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/06/skippy-dies-paul-murray
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Leftovers
Alt. He man
Alt. just give me a minute
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Alt: The Italian Job, obviously.
Alt alt: doing what? Never heard of it, sorry.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Ask Poppet

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Candle etc.

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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

+ fingers & lube

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

If any of you boys want material for your W banks
I'd suggest you watch the rhythmic gymnastics. Those girls are bloody supple. They're making me feel older and unfitter than usual.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Does anyone deposit much in their wank banks nowadays?
There is so much material available online plus the minutiae of every fuckers life is photographed and published on social networking sites, so most people's personal experiences will actually have source material available, negating the need to use one's actual memory.
Or have I thought about this too much?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Listen Legoland or whatever your fucking name is,
no-one cares.

What they DO care about is that I am on holiday for a fortnight starting at 6pm. Shove THAT up your leftovers and shit out a wank.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Oh fuck you
Are you getting the sproglet for some of that?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I hope so.

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Me too bbz xx

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Hugz4U x x x

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

You hope to get Monty's sproglet?
You filthy nonce.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I said it's OK so it is, right?

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I re-discovered a massive box of cassettes in the loft last night
Went to set up the audio equipment and blew the power amp
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I have shitloads of cassettes
and good old Lighty gave me a tape to MP3 converter. I might have a crack at this during my hols. I don't have enough weed to just get high for a fortnight...
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Loads and loads of TDK SA90'S with the plastic punched
But no writing on, I need to know whats on them (circa 87-92)
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Alt: Saw, definitely
Never understood why they didn't make more, there was so much subtext left to be explored
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

No money in the franchise

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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You know what should have had a prequel?
That Star Wars film. It would have been interesting to see what turned Anakin into Darth Vader.

I wonder why George Lucas never made one.
NEVER, do you hear me? N.E.V.E.R.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

They were no more shit than the originals which were shit in their own right

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

In what way 'shit'?
I mean, before all the photoshop re-issue nonsense, anyway...
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Acting is awful, plot is boring...I just don'tlike them very much
and the 2nd and 3rd one are seriously boring.

I didn't grow up with them i guess
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Okay, Mark Hamill is no Laurence Olivier
but at the time, they were pretty groundbreaking. The story scope, the subject matter, and even some of the 'not very' special effects were unheard of.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

But none of that means shit to me as I didn't see them until the early ninties whereby they looked dated

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

So, in summary
You had a deprived childhood which is why you're a bent spastic now.
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Yes, that is why those romanian orphans are rocking, because they've never seen star wars

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Allow me to bring some sense into this debate
I am the right age to have enjoyed Star Wars as a child.
I thought it was great and sometimes pretended I was Luke Skywalker.
I am now an adult and no longer get excited by it.
Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Shit, that's twice I've agreed with you today
Am i turning into a lesbian?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I wouldn't be surprised.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Just shut up and kiss me, you fool.

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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

George certainly broke the mould when he came up with a story of good versus bad, but get this in space as well

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

They do say that all stories fall into one of about five archetypes.
Up till Star Wars, the only sci fi available was hokey 60s camp like Star Trek, Lost in Space, Blake's 7 etc. This was the first time sci fi went 'literature' in its scope. Certainly the first time it did it in a blcokbuster way.

EDIT: I'll just DMAAKM then shall I?
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Metropolis

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Logan's Run

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Silent Running

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
Forbidden Planet, right?
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Dark Star

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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

This is such utter bollocks I don't know wherre to start

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

www.imdb.com/media/rm1070111232/tt0062622
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

what are you talking about?! Star Wars had a far bigger scope than that!!
It had Ewocks for fucks sake, EWOCKS!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Please don't, that would be rubbish
I've always put the appeal of Star Wars down to it being bloody good fun more than anything to do with originality. Heroes you want to be and properly evil villains. As a kid. It's basically a Western with much cooler weapons and spaceships, but I don't see how that can possibly be a bad thing.
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Too late.
I'm dead.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I always Darth Vader looked ridiculous, even as a child it looked like someone made a fancy dress outfit

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I met Dave Prowse a coupe of years ago.
He was proper lovely, and really happy to stop and talk. *Really* west country, though.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I'm assuming he was the guy who played DV?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Green Cross Code Man

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

yeah just a pity he's a big ruiner and can't keep his gob shut

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

You're just upset they look left & right

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

It certainly wasn't the first.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I always wondered why there were no Matrix sequels.
That film was fucking awesome!
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PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

it's funny because there were 2 sequals but becasue you don't like them you are predtending they don't exist

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I GET THIS NOW!!!!!

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Here to help

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

That Neil fellow certainly got into some scapes!

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Alt: Time Bandits
Enter the Dragon

And some other ones.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

HAHA GAY!! LOL!
~~Time~~ Bum

~~Dragon~~ Bottom
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Is Enter The Dragon that Sarah Palin porn parody?

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Alt: Police Academy VI

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Alt: Porky's Revenge

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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I was originally going to put Porky's 2, but apparently they did make a third one.

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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Well done legolas, this thread was so brill you didn't feel the need to carefully curate it, or have any input at all
it had everything food, films, bickering A CLASSIC
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I can see this one doing very well on the Thread of the Year show.

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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

it's up there with Wilfs 'Positive' vibes thread

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Wilf?

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)

*penny dropping*
Don't mind me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE ANSWER THIS QUESTION!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)

One less than you thought you might.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

alright scarper?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Not bad, not bad.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Alt: Life of Brian: The Ressurection.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Tag line - "He's STILL a naughty boy"

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

+very
also ripe for a "here Brian, catch this Malteser" gag, or similar.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

The Afterlife of Brian

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

like it!

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

NEWSFLASH - Chompy's thread has fixed the Popular page
Well done Chompo.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Except nothing from his thread made it on there :(

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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Doesn't matter, the mods listen to me.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Cheers "Paul Weller"
and get your fucking stupid hair cut
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

WINS!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

print it off and show your wife what you get up to during the day
she'll beam with pride
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Shall I print off yours to show to your wife?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

yes !

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)

You'd need to rent a stadium to hold the printout

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Oh man Rory is gonna be MAAAAAD

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

They're pretty busy at the moment.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Maybe try The Emirates?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

i'm gonna let this go 'rentboy', just this once

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)

You should probably start collecting info on him in case you need it in the future

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)

good idea

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)

BREAKING CARD NEWS
I have been able to place my book order on a different card.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Did anyone do 'cloney Kroney' yet?

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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Cloning me would be an excellent idea.
Lots of Kroneys walking around being snarky.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

i don't think a huge amount of thought went into that title
fuck leftovers, they suck. definitely shopbought.

alt: pretty woman

altalt: pervert
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

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