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Best/Worst things about summerWhat were your summer holidays like as a child? Good or bad? What about now? Are you a summer or a winter person?
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Silliest thing you've done this week
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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The worst thing is undoubtedly the amount of bloody children underfoot.The best thing is everything else. I love summer.
Alt: I drew dongs on a newspaper and hid the doormat of a particularly annoying neighbour.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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is this the coughing thing you keep banging on about on fb?(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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Different person.This was the sneezer.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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so you're not at all intolerant then?(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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I'm the epitome of patience and self-sacrifice.As you well know.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Fuck summer. You're a threadstomping shit.Hmm, let's think. Thinking that things would get better. I've just been massively slapped in the face and I think I'm going to be sick.
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Who slapped you in the face and why?Did you provoke them via bullying?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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this sounds like a threatare you threatening poppet?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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I wouldn't fucking dare.I'd sooner threaten Amberl.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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but poppet is thousands of miles awaystrap on a pair.
dozer's hamster won't need his soon, you can have those.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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Just because I'm thousands of miles away doesn't mean I won't bully him off the board.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah, so by the time she gets over hereto kick my arse, she's going to have a *proper* strop on.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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it's been built up too much nowit's all going to be a let down
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Go out and find a snake, should take about 20 seconds.chuck the snake in the cunts fucking faces.
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that's a polite traditional greetingin australia
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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They're really not.There's no such thing as a "Best" australian. we're all equally shit and annoying.
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Thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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She's on her moons, or somethingJust admit that you are in the wrong. You know how this works, sporto.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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The worst summer was the one when some friends and I killed a man in a hit and run accident.The following summer was even worse, when this nutter started following us around, going on about how he knew what we'd done.
Still, my breasts looked pretty spectacular.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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I didn't die earlier sorryblog.hmns.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bflies-041.jpg
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WTFThat thing is as big as a tree
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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Look at this one!www.sussex-butterflies.org.uk/species/moths/G/GypsyMothFaceFriston220810MB.jpg
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I'm going to ignore 2.0 Tanglesso that I don't have to see this subthread ever again.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Hey, where did Kroney go?Has anyone seen him?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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My alt answer was going to be: posting that.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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Best womens summer fashions Obvs.Worst having to constantly pump out money during the 6 weeks kids are off.
Alt: Pickpocketed some guy running for a bus last night
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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I have to agree with old aitchy boy hereBreasts are definitely two of the best things about summer.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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awesomebut these days i tend to have my main holiday at christmas, so that's confusing.
alt: nothing yet, i've been quite dull this week
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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best: time off to see friends, apples on my tree, larp, festivalsworst: sunburn, lawnmowers, kids
My summers as a kid were spent in summer school activities, usually sewing and making things
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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i wouldn't be as good at sewingand making things, then.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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i now have an image of someone's gut getting stuck between the tube doors(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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yeah, I hate going on the tube(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Gwyneth Paltrow (+padding) star as Captain Cavey in this tale of disappointment, letdown, and a lonely death surrounded by cat droppings(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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yeahI could be thin, but with fewer useful skills...right.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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The ideal woman(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Summers as a kid were greatmy grandparents lived near a beach, so 2-3 weeks free sand and sea fun a year.
I prefer summer, not nice sitting outside drinking in the cold and wet.
alt: cycled to work today, wish I hadn't, legs ache.
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Leave your cares behind, these are the good times(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Have you not tried drinking indoors in winter?What are you, a fucking homeless or something?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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www.gourmetzingsauce.com/Zing%20Sauce%20bottle.jpg
[MOD EDIT] The fucking Curiosity probe could see that from Mars.
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Heh, the mods are actually around,I was just looking how to make it smaller.
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can you just put height and it will scale?or do you have to work out the relevant scaled down WIDTH and put that too?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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A real mod?Here on off topic?
Never.
[MOD EDIT] Yes. So watch your back, you unfunny cunt.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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Probably an auto mod following me around persecuting my massive zings.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
You're a marked man, Chompy.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Winter in americaGilscottheronlolz
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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is there a less entertaining sport than dressage?My friend is really into it and I've tried watching, but it's just some horses mincing about in circles. At least this one's to music
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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horses with frisbee's are you mad?(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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at least there is the possiblityof half naked men leaping about in the sand
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Sounds like Robinson Crusoe.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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I just got that(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Now I got it. LOLOLOLOL.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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I think I still need Nakers to reiterate the joke.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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It's funny because she'd like a man on Friday!/Ape
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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In the Popular children's book Robinson Crusoe, there is a character called "man Friday" named as bsuch because this bis when Ribinson met himthe crux of this delicious pun is that Friday can be taken to mena a day of the week OR a fictional person. Therefore by saying that they will play Friday the reader is confused and therefore amused as to whether the author meant the person ore the day. this joke is set up by the mention of sand which realtes back to Robinson's original time spent on an island
HTHxx
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
No, I don't get it.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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too many vegetables has left your brain malnourished and probably gay(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Up until I was about 12 my summers were like the fucking Famous 5or Swallows & Amazons or some shit. Long and pleasant summers spent larking about in empty public schools (Cheltenham College in particular was superb: punting lake, full army assault course, swimming pool to yourself etc.) or holidaying in charming (and freezing) British locations. Lots of board games and reading and visiting castles etc. It was excellent. When I entered my teens my cretinous parents entrusted me to the care of my brother and allowed us to stay behind in the house, which of course meant PARTY TIME. By 15 these events became legendary 14-day acid, pot and booze sessions in our frankly gigantic house*, followed by panic-stricken clear-ups. After that came the Free Festivals I was wanking on about yesterday – utter magic – followed by the halcyon days of RAVE, spent bombing about looking for aircraft hangars etc and whooping it up on mentally strong Es. What is this, National Misty-Eyed Week or something?
Then it all went to shit and I’ve been a misery ever since.
I love summer but I am fair skinned and tend to overheat, plus I love autumnal/winter food much more. Don’t prefer one to the other.
Losing my wallet is the silliest thing I’ve done in months.
*on one of these, my brother contructed a Dream Machine according to Brion Gysin's instructions. It is a device designed to induce hypnotic visions.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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Apparently it’s in “El Segundo”(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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Then you'd best piss off over there and get it, Q-Tip.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Grabs Ali all I need to do is ask a dwarf with a sombrero for directions
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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No, I think it's probably cataracts.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Gysin 'discovered' the Master Musicians of Joujouka (sp?)if you didn't know this already.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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I did not know that, no.He looks like an interesting chap.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Jade Jones through to the semi-finals in Taekwondoshe unleashed a tsunami of blows on her Japanese opponent, nuking her 13-3.
I'm hoping she faces an Israeli in the next round so I can continue being culturally insensitive.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I think you could probably manage cultural insensitity against any countrythis is now your challenge.
taekwondo is cool. I only got as far as 9th kup and was regularly getting beaten up by 8 year olds
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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OKnow serbia, do serbia
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Jade faced a Serb this morningb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1699197
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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nice onekeep up the good work
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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SHED NEWSIt looks like the naughty shed people have killed qotw again.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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They should have stepped you.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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so did Iwhich says how poor it must have been.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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So we've got the Olympics on our alerts monitorbecause we're IT and we can do whatever we fucking want.
So, dressage. As far as I can gather, it appears to be people with a lot of time and money on their hands with nothing better to do than make some poor horse look like a right cunt.
Right or wrong?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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i think it's just very very technicaland tricky, but boring as fuck to watch
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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There's a bit where they trot about a bitand a bit where they make it prance like Pepe le Pew and quite a lot of the time they appear to be trying to fuck the saddle.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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I think the order of the legs in prancing is somethingIt's like gymnastics - you can tell it's tricky, but fuck knows what the points are about. Also, there are less hot guys, which is why I switched to other things
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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Ah it takes me back to my days at comprehensive school.We were always doing dressage in PE.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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No, that was just when Mr. Bastard rode you like a horse(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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You thought they'd never endyou'd sing and dance forever and a day
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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it's arguably the most skilful and hard thing to do in the entire olympicsyou try making half a tonne of not-overly-bright flesh prance sideways
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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Well, no, I won't.I have a chin.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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Are you saying you don't like it because most protagonists are from a socio economic group higher than your own?(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Nah, he's just got a fucking massive chin.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Prick, they've just wonGo Team GB
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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