Fucking hell I'll do it then
Weekend plans everyone?

I'm dirt poor for the rest of the month, top money saving tips please.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

BBQ!
Meat, sunburn and drinking

Money saving tips:
Buy in bulk, cook loads at a time then freeze into individual portions. Take lunch to work rather than buy sandwich there.
Don't go out - watch films, drink, etc at home
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

^^^ this
microwaved leftovers and home made meals beat bland sandwiches, too.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Leftovers are ace.
They make the best butties, especially covered in a spicy sauce.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

^correct answer^

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I've got a shoot for the beeb tonight, at gig with that lovable Scouse scamp Craig Charles, in his guise as a funk and soul dj. He's actually got a very good musical taste, he's just a tad irritating.
Tomorrow I'm off to the Caribbean Carnival, good day out. Sunday will be a traditional sit in the beer garden, and get hammered.
Regarding you poverty, check out moneysavingexpert.com, and their forums/newsletter, always something cheap there.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Ask him what the crack is

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I'm sure he'll toss the gig off.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I saw him plying his (new) trade in Norwich a few months back
Although his mixing skills leave something to be desired, he had an excellent range of tunes
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Alt: a hammer is cheaper than rohypnol.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Messier though

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Olympics Stadium Saturday afternoon
Go Team GB
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

What events are on Saturday Rory?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

fuck knows running and shit I suppose, IM GOING FOR THE ATMOSPHERE !
go team gb
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

don't throw bottles, they don't like that.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Made them all run quick though

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My mate was there for the 200m last night, I was "well jell"

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Our neighbours were there for "super Saturday" with Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I was in Hyde Park for that, it was a very good atmosphere, and I was hammered.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

It was brilliant to watch on TV
My neighbour said that it was the nearest thing to mass hysteria she'd ever seen.
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It was pretty crazy, lots of people were crying and singing and shit.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

When Farah won, everyone in the stadium was bouncing

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

GO TEAM SOMALIA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

HIS DADS BRITISH AND HE GREW UP IN LONDON THAT COUNTS

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I couldn't make it for super Wednesday and passed on FOUR tickets B grade posh seats right next to the cauldron of spaz
the seats have extra padding apparantly
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

"well jells"

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

the feedback I got was 'everyone was middle class, and no blacks were there'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

take that multicultural Britain

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Busy weekend
Tonight its the Great British Beer Festival, tomorrow I'm off to Kent for a hot tub party and on sunday I'm going to watch Olympic Water Polo
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIvtVJV-RpY
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That is fucking horrible!
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Indeed it is
Impressive shart though
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You say hot tub, I think swingers.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Sorry mate, I've got my own problems
Either stop spending money or get a better job. I can't offer anymore than that.
(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I should expand on why I'm poor.
My expenses claim has been rejected because "train fare" isn't a valid buisness expense. I had to put "Team meeting" and put the catergory as "Travel"
GREAT EH
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

We get this all the time

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I mean yes it was in the FAQs on like page 13 but I didn't read them all.
Fucking jobsworths
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

*checks he doesn't work for the NHS*

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

surely not in the civil service?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Don't buy any thing except cheap food
never go out
be married to my wife
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

hahaha!
Happy days?
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I married an accountant
She seems to spend most of the year thinking we are broke and forcing us to scrimp and save and them suddenly she can afford a new car or a trip to Disneyland. Funny how that works, and she wonders why I make my own booze.
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I do have a few cupboards and shelves full of homebrew so i might just stay indoors and play skyrim.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

We have one of those corner cupboards with the revolving pan shelf thing in it
Like THIS I have found I can hide another 3 gallons of mead in the corner parts at the back and sides without the wife seeing them. Unfortunately I have used up all my demijohns and now have nothing to rack in to.
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm running out of space at the moment, I might have to clear out a cupboard.
How long do you rack them into the demijohns for?
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I leave them in the first until the bubbling stops them rack them in to the second to get the wine off the scum
them I leave them in the second until it settles and clears, rack once more, leave until clear and then bottle. Takes different times for different wines but it means you should always have an empty demijohn to rack in to.

You can leave the finished wine in the demijohn for ages without bottling it if you so chose to, some wine makers say its better to mature in the demijohn rather than in a bottle but its personal choice. Maturing is different with different wines too. When I make a red I drink it all within a month of bottling, when its Mead I leave for 6-12 months.
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I don't have the patience or space for that.
But I am thinking about getting a secondary fermenter for the beer to make bottling easier and to get rid of some of the yeast gunk.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

The canteen where I work gets these massive catering sized bucket of stuff like mayo
I nick them and clean them out and do my large batches in those, Its all food grade so should be fine.
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

You're a dinner lady?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Yup
But I'm only in it for the free hairnets
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

o out row old, never die

+ but you must feed
(Michael Biehn Marines! We are leaving!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I'm awarding this an 80s-style round of applause
Luckily I am already badly dressed and listening to Duran Duran
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Too much information

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

No, Duran Duran
Surely there was an 80s band called Too Much Information?
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Wikipedia tells me that was a Duran Duran song

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I bought a load of books recently and I'm tired and crabby today
so I shall stay in bed and read until I force myself to go to the bank in order to ask them very nicely to let me have some of my money so I can go drinking tomorrow evening.

Sunday will be spent crying to the walls because I'm alone and have nobody to cry to about my hangover. Then I might read some more.

All of this well be in conjunction with hissing at the sun and keeping all my curtains drawn.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

There's a good one
Library instead of book shop
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I fucking hate libraries.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

FUCK OFF THEN!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

What is there to hate about libraries?
SO MANY COMICS

I put it to you that if you hate libraries, your library is shit.
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I put it to you that libraries are badly kempt, smelly
and full of ancient paperback copies of books that no cunt wants to read.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

So basically, full of moths

(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

monsterawarenessmonth.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mothra-9.jpg
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Also; I was right
Your library is shit
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Every library I have been in is like this.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Every library you have been in is shit
Norwich library is a magical joyous place full of wonder and excitement
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That is because Norwich locals can't read
and have therefore kept the library pristine as a place where they worship the literate god-people that keep all this knowledge for their benefit. They wander around going ooh and aaah at all the magical knowledge paper and leave gifts at the altar of the high priestess Libe-Rary Anne.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I will brook no criticism of my adopted city
from a man who lives in fucking Slough
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Fair point.
That was a pretty good criticism though, it seemed a shame to waste it because of a technicality.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Libraries don't have enough books
cos they got rid of them to put in racks of DVDs and crap old PCs.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Too much Bert
Get up, havea shower, eat something and go outside*, you'll feel better. Stop wallowing in your own filth.

*maybe go somewhere out of Slough
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

NO

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You know I'm right, also it is a beautiful sunny day

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

My head hurts and the sun it burns us

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Ibuprofen, hat, sunscreen.

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Staying indoors, bed, cake

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

you disgust me

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

because you're french

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

*festers*

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1700446
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

libraries are for povvos without home internet

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

+ WOW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Sickipedia chortle of the day
"My wife says she enjoys the freedom of not
wearing bra.
Personally, I think it's to help stretch the
wrinkles on her face."
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Date a woman within walking distance of your house
This requires compromise on both your parts, you to move to Norwich and her to move to a part of Norwich that's not fucking miles away from the rest of Norwich
(Darth Foxtrot just doesn't see the point in sobriety, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Download everything illegally on the internet
Artists and film makers get more than minimum wage for pissing about with guitars and stuff so don't need royalties and are just greedy.
( PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Don't go anywhere or do anything.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

this is where medication for being mental makes the whole experience 'an adventure'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

The Kroney life plan

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

It'll save him money and that's a fact.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Make money from home by becoming a Mod.
That's the real reason Monty wanted to become one.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

"I made $500 a day workjing from home as a Mod, and I could fit all my noncing time around work, it's really helped to clear off my debts and I can now afford to get into debt buying thyis new car!"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)