Rory (& now AB)
keep hassling me about some okcupid account that I have/had.

What were they doing there in the 1st place searching?
(Misery McUglywife The ringofyre's 72597., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Rory has a file on all of us
and never lets on to anything about himself. There's not much you can do. Did you let on something particularly embarassing on the OKC profile?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Isn't he married?
I think that is why Rory gives him so much grief about it.
Rory is like our moral guardian, or something.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Yep
Tangles hits the nail on the head
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

oh in which case
he asked for it
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

searching for your cakefart loving profile?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Hahahahahhahaaa
How's the wife?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

You're from the totach school of loserdom, using ringofrye as your sole account name on the internet was your first mistake
your second mistake was going on about your happy family life with your obese wife and kids whilst also having an okcupid account rating at number one on a google search of your name. Your third mistake was crying about it, deleting your okcupid account and changing your b3ta name which in no way makes you look guilty of sniffing out hot fat educationally subnormal poon, well until your daughter is old enough to start bringing her friends back for sleepovers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)

me luv you long time Rory $5

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)

he's angry now, but I've saved a loveless fat marriage between two emophants, and their fat useless kids can grow up having their loser daddy round the place
his troll wife will have several more years of picking up his greying shitty pants to put into the boil wash, all emotions numbed through her latest scripts for depression.

it's win win for team Rory
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Hahaha "emophant"

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I like to hope at this stage that he can't retort through the sobbing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i imagine rory polishing
his rusty sheriff's badge special internet hero medal and looking longingly at his spreadsheets
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

you didn't see the pitures Cavey, shit like that shouldn't be seen
some fat bald knob going on about how he was carefree and fun lovin, but caring at the same time, an emotional rock if you will. All the while forgetting about his ugly wife and fat kids. He also forgot to mention that he's a union rep, top health and safety operative and cleans human shit for a living. RINGOFRYE FROM PERTH AUSTRALIA IS QUITE THE OKCUPID CATCH.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

lovely.
so, you going to share your OKCupid profile with us?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

some wag could make one for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

there are no wags here

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Some people think you're a troll
I know that you're the mortar that holds the bricks together.
Rob should totally hire you as MOD
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Man, don't he know nuffink?
Women don't want girlymen that have emotions and all that shit, they want a REAL man, what'll treat 'em MEAN. To keep 'em in a constant state of anxiety, which burns up fat and keeps them thin and therefore desireable. As long as they keep the sunglasses on and remember that they walked into a door.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

+ it's raining men

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Incontinence is fairly common amongst old people of BOTH sexes.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Did he say anything about Painya, Queen of the Harpies?

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Is that what Wormulus calls himself when he's pretending to be a teenage girl on okcupid?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069474
( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

That's a yes then.
:D
Ta The LOVELY Woodsie.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)

What a daft prick.

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

maybe
The same thing you do when you add people to your friends list to keep an eye on them, no?

Self important prick.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)

YOU'RE A BIG FAT DOO-DOO HEAD!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Why do you care?

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Alright Battered.
I'm sitting outside and having a smoke. Rock and roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Alright son. I am having a pint of Orchard, with more to follow. When you in town next?

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Alright b'dawg?
Gonna make a sandwich of epic proportions later, you'd be all up on that. serious heart attack between bread here.... freshly baked garlic'n'mustard ciabatta, rich creamy bluecheese sauce, stokes ketchup (to cut through the richness)... and I got shitaki mushrooms that I'm not entirely sure how to encorporate but feel would work. Oh, yeah', and a nice bit of ribeye.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Did the mushrooms in mushroom ketchup
fucking win.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Stuffed up my diary, so I am now entertaining people for supper, which wasn't planned. Forgot it was in the diary.
Barbecuing home lamb burgers with garam masala, lime, chilli and prawn kebabs, Cajun pasta salad and chicken done in my own secret sauce.
( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Oh man, that sounds spot on. A nice bit of rieta/tziki would be spot on for that.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

I have made a raita of natural yogurt, lemon juice, mint & a small amount of garlic.

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen you post about anything except about how much of a victim you are.
Why would you be ashamed of having an OKCupid account?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)

all the cool kids have one

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)

He's married.

( Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Oh'aye man, forgot about that.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Sorry, but
this sounds like a four year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar, trying to blame someone else.
Married people on dating websites are either swingers, or cunts.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:40, Reply)

He aint a swinger
Haahhahahaaa
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

modern pentathlon = 'being bond' sport:
shooting
horse riding
fencing
eyebrow lifting
chatting up the ladies
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)

and the shooting is with LASERS!

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Do you get to make luuuurrrve to a supermodel?
if not I'm not interested.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

depends how well the 5th event goes

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)

That must be the
check the hotel room for bugs,spiders,booby traps and strange henchmen round
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Why were YOU on there searching?

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

This entire thread is internet gold.
I can't even add anything to it, I just wanted to be part of it.
( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)