Sad news.
Sid Waddell has died.

I'm going to celebrate the life of the greatest sports broadcaster by going to the pub for lunch.

'Eyes, bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch' as Sid might say.

Lunch?
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

*sympathy reply*

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

No one around eh?
I might go back to bed.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I'm in the park having jut had createscream

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)

have you been drinking?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I just got back from being dragged into a
museum by staff who wanted us to have our photos taken with Jack Sparrow. Then people kept thinking we were official pirates and we scared lots of kids and people took our photos. Oh yeah and we're in the background of some internet tv interview
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Were you purposefully dressed as pirates, or was it a slight on your dress sense?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

it was on purpose
but we had just kind of threw on bits of costume we had, not put the huge amount of effort in that other people thought we had.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

pricks

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

yes we are

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

wanker

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

hsng on,
People I know were pirate punting in Oxford yesterday, you weren't with them were you?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

no
but that sounds fun
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

it usually ends up pretty wet.
Boarding a punt is harder than it sounds. We do it every year for Zanes birthday, but I had to work thus year. Which sucks huge cocks.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I'm sure it will be just as fun at Tarquin and Quent's

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

that sounds fun

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

sausage gravy and biscuits with bacon bits on top
Oh my God
Food heaven
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

biscuits?

( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

american biscuits
Omg get it together
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I've just been told about them
By someone who has been to your land. They sound quite nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

this sounds tasty
and I'd totally go along with this even if the biscuits were custard creams
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Those with a view on boozer spuds
Might be interested to know that the roast potatoes were fantastic in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

What was the pub?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Robin Hood's Retreat
On Gloucester Road.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Brilliant pub

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

it's a big building where people go to get falling down drunk
But that's not important right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

alright?
The Mock Turtle called me a cunt. I'm now in tears.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Were you not waiting for a cunt then?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

He's right. You are a cunt.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

agreeing with battered.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)

^^ this ^^

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:43, Reply)

terrible bullying

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)

terrible bullying statement of fact.
( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)

srsly
www.b3ta.com/questions/homescience/post1700995#answers-post-1701592
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Whilst you're not Rory's sock, you are a cunt. HTH.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)

prick.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Cunt.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)

i know I'm procrastinating when I've got the rhythmic gymnastics on

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Afternoon Cap

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)

afternoon
enjoying the tail end of your weekend?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Yep got a couple of albulms this morning
Dare I ask how your weekend has been?
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)

gym and swimming yesterday
pirating today. In between, watching sports I don't give a shit about the rest of the 4 years (actually that's any of them)

what albums?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Pirating? copyrightlolz
Ronny Jordans the Antidote & Roy Ayres Virgin Ubiquity
( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)

re. pirating: see above
I don't know that music. I'm sure you'll enjoy it
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Can't my power amp blew up last week :(

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)