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just got back from coventrychrist what a shithole
what else is shit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Those little fuckers that infest your bathroom if you leave the light on and the window open all night(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Jessie J?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Snooker and darts not being in the Olympics whilst poncing about in the water/on horses is(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Apparently, capital letters and punctuation.(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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nice zing, Lightygood afternoon
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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good afternoon to you tooBeen too busy this afternoon to keep up with OT. What is the world coming to?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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shocking, you are slipping in your dutyI spent the afternoon swimming and then replacing all the calories lost doing that by drinking a massive cappuccino. I don't think either of us missed anything here
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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am I the only person who quite likes him?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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I'm sure his mum probably liked him once upon a time.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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Sadly notYou're the only person who I think no ill of who likes him, however
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No, I've got quite a lot of time for him.Wish he'd quit acting and go back to straight stand up though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:23,
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it is well impressive when he uses long words lol(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1702261
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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haha i've seen what you've done there !!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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i am a comedy legend(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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Your okcupid dreams are fulfilled, check this mountain of manmeat outhe's ironically set a new account up to show how he isn't upset
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/photos
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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He is a most peculiar individual. (
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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did he set it up himselfor did one of the terrible bullies set it up for him?
i am easily confused
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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He originally had one, which Rory found. He then deleted it, so I don't know if this one is him or not. (
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:33,
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it's hard to sayyou totally would, though
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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it's his old profile pictureneedless to say the sheilas totally would
I particularly like his little gay earring
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:41,
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Some questions;If he's married, why is he on OKCupid? Have I missed the point of the website?
If he's 39, why is that 4-year-old picture clearly of a man in his mid-40s?
Can you (yes you Rory) be prosecuted for driving a man beyond the brink of sanity via the medium of the internet?
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I can only work with what I'm given Darthhe sends me weird gazes and all sorts. He's not quite right in the head that one.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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4 Srs?I don't know whether to be worried for you or to congratulate you in succeeding in your mission
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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Anyone who didn't turn off their TV when Gallagher appeared last night(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
i got really upset when my favouite industrialhardcoregimpmetal band weren't at the olympics as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:15,
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it's just like a band, they weren't that offensive and played one the host nations favourite songs, like everbeady eye were at heaton park and it's pretty amusing that they're reduced to being an oasis covers band
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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I've got news, the one he was in before that was shit as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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You're about the same age as me right?Didn't it just drive you fucking mental the way that godawful song was everywhere in 1996? Sends shivers up my spine.
Seeing as how Oasis split up because the tragic sibling bickering reached girly slaps level, why doesn't Gallagher Sr completely kipper his brother's new band by refusing them permission to play his songs live?
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It was one of their more inoffensive efforts, what got me was the whole 'mad 4 it' personas, they were just cocks for the sake of itNoel can't really withdraw live broadcast rights, plus their mammy would be furious
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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I have no idea about the legality of former band members doing live renditions, I always assumed the songwriter had ultimate say-soI'm with you on their public persona - obviously - though am also grateful that it basically meant they sold fuck all in America. However I also hated every last one of their piss-poor songs with a fiery vengeance. They made Blur look competent. BLUR.
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I don't mind blur, at least they developed their sound during their career, it weren't just the same song for ten years spread out over sixteen different albums(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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On this point I completely agreeDidn't like their later stuff either but at least it was different. Their output whilst competing with Oasis was fucking terrible though.
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He was nearly singing in key for about 2 seconds of it, too.Actually, I lie. He was so far away from a key I can only assume his house has no locks.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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Was that not Pet Shop Boys with "Fuck your supposed Xmas classic you whiny Irish fucks"?Might have been '88, soz.
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It was absolutely dreadful wasn't it? Stomp? FFS. (
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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I turned off when the athletes came out, it was both shit AND boringalso, madness = shit, pet shop boy s= uber shit, emili Sandi = flat, 1 direction = bent...
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I want to know who Sande is sleeping with to get gigs at both ceremoniesThe newspapers theme was also supremely misguided, I was half expecting Andy Coulson and Rebecca Brooks to do a duet on Milly Dowler's grave
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is this Sande woman actually famous?all the others (even that boy band and the naked dryad woman) I recognised their songs vaguely, but not hers
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28,
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She sang the chorus on a Professor Green songand has had one solo 'hit'
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i don't know who that is, eitherI must be middle aged
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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My only theory is that she's Scottishand they've got quotas to fill
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It was astonishingly poorly thought outand even without the leverson enquiry, faintly bizarre
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i was hoping it was all going to be a bit lucy in the sky with diamonds. Newspaper taxis and massive celephane flowers
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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AgreedOur newspapers are one of the things we should be most ashamed of as a nation. Along with Russell Brand and Liam Gallagher.
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Exactly, just because we've only just noticed what a sordid bunch of con artists the tabloid journalists aredoesn't mean that the rest of the world hasn't looked down on them with some scorn for years
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They were a bunch of lying conniving cunts a long time before they got caught(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Russell Brand throwing sweets to athletesdoesn't bode well for any future drugs tests they face.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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Did you see Brazil's little party piece?!Drug tests are going to be VERY different in 2016. "I'm sorry Mr Bolt, there was insufficient LSD in your piss test, get out"
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Nah, I fucked off to bed the second I saw "beady eye" written on the drum kit.I appreciate Oasis are popular even though I fucking hate them, so I'm not having a hissy fit about that, but I knew Gallagher Junior would rape whatever song they chose back to stone age. Checked this morning and lo, I was right.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:37,
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I don't think it was any worse than it was in '96 franklyIt's the same principle as if you divide anything by zero it ends up as zero
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This isn't this is awesomem.sky.com/skynews/article/strangenews/971920
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If I ever have a party at my parents house and it gets trashed, i'm gonna blame bears(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
People who go on and on about things being 'shit'. Be positive you fucks(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
what?!(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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Should havew got Bobby in, he has his own costume alreadyAlso ghostbusters 1 and 2 were shit
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No they fucken wernt you reartard!!!!!The first was a stone cold classic and the second was almost alright. Bobby and his fucken pink heart glasses can get tae fuck, the cunt.
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could someone please post this offending ghostbusters picture pleasethanks xxx
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:37,
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Can we have some advance warning please, just in case I am eating my supper when it is posted. Thanks. (
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:43,
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I was told in quite explicit terms that if I posted it I would get told on to the mods.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:49,
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Do you believe in democracy, Al?I ask because if we run a poll and the majority of us would rather see this pic than have you around the place, you have to post it. Right?
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some wag should do a pollhe'd only get banned for a day at worst, it'd be totally worth it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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If I gaz you the picture, you can post it.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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I'm not sure if Bob has done anything bad enough recently to warrant this.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:02,
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I will post it if you askbut I will be posting it alongside that shot of you in your black netting t-shirt.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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Fairtrade, that. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:14,
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Why? Does it include a shed?(
Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:04,
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Coventry is easily the biggest shithole in the entire UK, you fucking spastic.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:28,
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Surely you jest!It's an overpopulated, overcrowded, overpriced pit of festering shite populated by money-grubbing self-obsessed oxygen thieves who wouldn't cross the road to SELL you the time of day.
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its clearly one of the best cities in the world im not sure what has made you so racist about it(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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Lived and worked there for 2 years, hated itHaving lived and worked (and holidayed)in many other cities worldwide I would have to say that London is my least favourite city in the world - and I've been to Pripyat!
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that is sad that you dont like the self evidently best city in the world but you can hardly blame the city that you are a racist(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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Londoners are not a raceThey're human. Just not very nice humans.
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we all know what you really meanand its clearly racist
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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