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That one is on the way out.I ate my first crop of Kale from the vegetable plot this weekend, I also got a courgette.
I realise that tossers like Plumdozer (who I hate) don't like courgettes, but I do, they are excellent vegetables.
When did you last put some effort into something and then enjoyed the benefits of that effort?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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Home brew. Although my cider is so fucking fizzy I have to open it over the sink.
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Started the Bock lager this weekend, it looks very nice.It should be coming out at 6.4%, which is a good strength. Nice dark looking colour, looks like a medium bitter.
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I'm taking a break from brewing for a while to clear some space, I might have to give a bunch of bottles away.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
The effort I put into seducing your mum reaped tremendous benefits.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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I raped her and she later killed herselfWhich was a result for Captain Placid, who doesn't really like Al that much.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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Did he gaz you and tell you?Because otherwise I can't see how you could possibly have any evidence for such a statement.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:06,
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There are more strikethroughs to be had from this post.Keep looking.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Building a website at the moment; finding it enjoyable to do, yet to reap the benefits.Next will be to put a swing up in the garden for my daughter, which we know she will love, based on how much she enjoys the park.
My courgettes failed this year. They got some form of leaf mold.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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Using Wix.com(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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Ahhhh, I was searching for vix when you mentioned it the other day. I installed and cracked Dreamweaver CS6 over the weekend, they have changed EVERYTHING =((((
But it does phonegap and jquery mobile and theme roller, which rocks even though I code by hand.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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Real men use NotePad.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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Real men type the html on the fly into the server in response to a http GET(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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Real men get IT flunkies to do that boring shitwhilst shagging in their Honda Accord
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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I had that problem last year.Inconsistant water makes them go funny.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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Ah. Ta. Will try again next year. Rhubarb and raspberries are both doing well. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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Those automatic watering systems are relatively cheap if you want to take the hassle out of remembering to water stuff.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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I will investigate. Thanks.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Obvious answer is obviousDancing. Am actually making money out of it now!
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It was MK Pride this weekend.God you gays are noisy in the morning. Yes I know you're here, and I know you're queer but is euro pop really necessary at 10am
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Euro Pop is never necessary, everPride is always a laugh though. Make sure you have the beard with you, obvs.
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Oh man, you got the courgette flowers too I bet. It well pisses me off that they but them out. Perfect for filling with a lemon infused mascarpone and them batter'n'deep frying. Or for putting in your salad.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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I've never heard of doing thatMy flowers normally wither and die before the actual courgette grows
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Jamie Oliver loves that one, Michelle roux too. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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My mums runner beans were as sweat as sugar snaps this year, loved them. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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This is worryingwww.guardian.co.uk/world/iran-blog/2012/aug/14/israeli-speculation-iran-strike
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I really fucking detest the Isralies.Their sense of victimhood is ridiculous, and the American support for them is fucking outrageous too.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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Ooh you wicked anti-semite, you.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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The idea that they just couldn't cope with an nuclear Iranian state is ridiculous as well.India and pakistan "cope" with each other and lets face it they're not the best of friends.
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I guess the difference is that India and Pakistan aren't fundamentally opposed to the others existanceand they also talk to each other a lot.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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Well if the Israelies put some effort into addressing the palestien question then it wouldn't be a problem.More people died in the breakup of india than in the holocaust.
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Actually that's not true at all, up to a million died in the partition. More people were displaced though.Like 12 million.
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Fuck Chompy, I can't believe you would come out with such an outrageous exageration.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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This thread needs more petty infightingI think we're agreed that rape and suicide are not appropriate karmic rewards for bullying (OR ARE WE) - what would you do to deter bullies? "I'll set Captain Placid on you" is not an answer.
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I think I might actually be seeing him in a couple of weeks.That could be interesting.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Seeing him or... SEEING him?Don't fuck with his daughters, whatever you do
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I'm going to watch Bug with adam buxton in a few months.It should be good
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I like him.I think the 'long video/short bit of comedy' ratio is out though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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It's got a bit better as the show has gone on, but I get your point.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Ignore 2.0 means that you won't be able to see each other, even if you are in the same room.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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I'll say thingsand he'll just stare into space as if I hadn't spoken.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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Sometimes it is a bit like that.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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Ignore 3.0 will be a massive rubber that you wave in the airIt makes nasty bullies disappear
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Gym, have made a lot of progress this summer. And my Orc bloodbowl team, bloody unstoppable now. (
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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Computer or real?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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Real. Sorry. I have it on Xbox too but prefer real games. I like painting the models.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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Who do you play with?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Part of a leagueAnd a few other people
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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I bet some of them aren't even serious nonces either.One of these day our bobby will come out the other side.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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That was an unfortunate choice of phrase(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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Couple of games a week, occasional tournament. Plus my players are named after b3tans so that makes me chuckle
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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Captain PlacidHe refuses to do anything you ask him to.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Close call between my troll, jeffthedogfucker and my blitzer, the disappointed.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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Are you getting upset because he hasn't named his blood bowl players after you?Darth, you bring so much of this abuse on yourself.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Yeah, you got fired dude. You weren't getting any games and you made my team value too high(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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Was he your catcher?olololol
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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I didn't think trolls could play for Orc teams?Is he a star player?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:49,
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Quite a bit in the world of wargames. (
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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Orc
Troll
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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That's actually quite well painted.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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Bob's a stonerYou can be very patient and meticulous when you have a joint.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Cheers Al, what tangles says, plus orcs,goblins, and trolls are dead easy to paint.
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How about "RAAAAAAAAAAARGH"?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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It took time and effort to get with my missusDoes that count?
Afternoon all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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No, she's a right goer.Afternoon
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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OMG YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!Is this just lies on the internet or have you and chompy both managed to get women?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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I bought some lasagne for lunch, turns out it's made with fucking QuornWill I turn into a lesbian?
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No. Because you already are.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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Yes. You are Sean Bean.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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By that rational, he'll be dead before the end of today.Avoid cows, satellite dishes, Uruk Hai, and reading Yeats.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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It's easily doneIf you are a fucking idiot.
I have a vegetarian friend who regularly did this the other way around, often with really obvious products such as Chicken and Vegetable Soup.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Well, I didn't look at the menu, only ther finished article where all the beastly quorn was covered with chjeese and pastatbh it reminded me of most vegetarians, weak and pointless.
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But they are capable of purchasing food by reading what it is.Rather than looking at a picture and pointing.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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look, I was getting a burger, then under my nose the lasgne was presented, I thought that looks nice...god I'm boring myself
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Quorn mince?If it's well-made you won't notice the difference. If it's flavourless pap then you only have yourself to blame for paying for something you could've cooked for yourself
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I'm more than 200 miles from home, I'm not going to carry lasagne around all day(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
exactlyI had a poached egg, spicy beans and chorizo for breakfast, noe that was excellent
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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how was it, griselda?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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Bought a shitty run down crap hole house, And turned it in to a lovely place to live. I slaved and slaved.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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kale? blehTyping kale made me realize Kahleesi was in my auto correct
reckon I use it a lot!
yesterday I did visual at work, it looks awesome, and it makes me feel great
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12,
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The biggest job I've undertaken so farwas replacing the breather system on my car. After spending a year trying to get four different garages to diagnose the fault (intermittent power loss), I consulted the internet, discovered it was a fairly common problem involving split hoses and spent a day replacing the lot along with a few dependant valves and sensors.
Considering my tool kit consists of a few spanners and a ratchet screwdriver, I was pretty proud of myself. Especially since access to the area was through a triangular gap in front of the inlet manifold about the size of a letterbox at its widest point.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Jeans. They got oily.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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I made the effort to get some sleep and to eat some food today.As a result, I feel better than I have since wednesday last week. Small steps work!
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Probably not. You're all a massive bunch of cunts. But I hang around for the lols.
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Please don't ignore me poppetI can't take any more rejection on this site.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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who is rejecting you, al?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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Dozer, and now Captain Placid.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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And you're friends with a giant cockbut we don't judge you do we.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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I really don't. You are obviously well smart and have matured a lot since you started posting on here and this comment has suddenly become really fucking creepy and I don't like it.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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so al is porkylips' comedy account?i didn't see that one coming
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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I always wait until you look away before spunking.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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actually, porky never hit on menow i, too, know the cruel sting of internet rejection
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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Nah I know what you mean.I think you're right. I was a fucking self righteous and sanctimonious brat when I started posting here. Now I'm just a bitch on occasion.
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Aww diddums. Did you wake up to find yourself on the receiving end of 2.0?(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
i think they should change 2.0missing tedious posts from a cunt is fine, but missing everyone else's replies is lame.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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Pretty sure it's just a bullshit scam.it's still one person ignoring another, you just don't notice it.
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No, you do.Whole sub threads vanish where people are talking in reply to someone who is ignoring you.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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Oh. I guess no one is ignoring me then, cos I haven't noticed that!(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
if it can be coded so you miss the original post but not the replies, that'd be greatwhat's the protocol on publishing gazzes from someone who is 2.0-ing you, btw?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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The protocol is simpleEither do it or don't bang on about it.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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seems fairly clear(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Now publish it.Please.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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it's just the time involved in trawling through old gazzes that puts me offbut i will do it. enquiring minds need to know.
it's the random ones i get from lurkers that freak me out. when someone who never posts is reading what you say and then gazzing dodgy stuff about it, it's a bit... eeeeow.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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you asked........Swipeypoos
Why don't you ever post on QOTW any more?
It is always sexeh-sexeh-time in my head when you post and I needs it.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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Name names woman!(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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ah noi only do that to cunts. creepsy creeps might think i was a bitch!
like i won't tell you over a drink, however.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Drinks that you are STILL to arrange.(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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argh yesok this week is knackered and next week is shite. how about tue 28 or wed 29??
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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You mean you don't love it that the lurking sweatyhandersare cracking one off into their wotsits over you?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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kettle chips would be alrightwotsits are tasty but smell like men's feet
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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wanking in them probably won't improve that.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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That's not a very scientific approach, badge.You should at least try it.
And don't forget your control groups.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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That's going to be REALLY hard to double-blind, tangles.You'd need - wotsits not wanked into, wotsits wanked into, and placebo wotsits both not wanked into and wanked into. And you'd have to be unaware of which packet you actually wanked into. Or if you had actually wanked at all. Shit, you'd need to be drugged and sleepwanked into the wotsits. I'll be honest, even my DoE software is going to struggle with that.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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No one ever gets awarded a Nobel prize for science by complaining that it's too hard.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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can it be "too hard" for wanking?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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true dat.Guess I'm not getting the Nobel prize for onanism then.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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was it dorothy parker who called her parrot onan"because he spilled his seed"?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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i like the "probably"nice caveat there
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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I'm a scientistnothing is definitive. Except the bottomlessness of human stupidity.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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and the requirement to pay taxes on it at 50%(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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This goes for pretty much anything in life.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGwww.t3.com/news/half-life-3-confirmed-at-gamescon
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It will have to be something quie special. I couldn't really get into Half life 2 after playing Fallout.Now if they make Fallout 4 soon I'll be very happy and will have to buy a new computer.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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No, I started playing the main gamebut it's all just shooting stuff innit. There's no character development.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Yeah, the character development is designed in rather than the RPG style of fallout.Still some of the set pieces are amazballs.
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I'm sure they are, I ain't dissing you Chompy, I ain't knocking your gamesI'm just saying is all, I couldn't get into it.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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Fair enough, I think you're the only person I've ever heard have that opinion though.I might replay episode 1 and 2 in the next few weeks.
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I've never got into Half-Life 2, does that help?then again, I've not turned on my Xbox in 18 months and I've still not even started COD-MW2. So I may not be a valid sample.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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I'm marking you as an outlier because I don't like the data you've given me.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
top analysis skilz, there.there may be hope for you in SCIENCE.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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I got told I had a bad attitude earlier in the year,because I said I couldn't provide data that "proved" that a certain board members policy I had never heard of had "directly increased front line staffs happiness"
Apparently he was going for a wage review meeting and wanted a graph showing how happy he made people or some shit.
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This is the latest target for high level managersas they don't do any measurable work, they get happy clappy targets like "employee engagement " and the like.
I'd do a graph that shows the positive decline in the rate of decline of staff satisfaction, see if they fall for it.
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I think he just wanted a frowny face and a happy face with some percentages on them.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
There you go then"The decline in the staff engagement score was 4% better than last year" in a big smiley face.
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I just picked and peeled and chopped a shit load of apples from my treethere's about 1.8 kilos of chopped apple about to be turned into spiced apple chutney :)
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Once the fellas smell that cooking, Cavy, they'll be flocking to you.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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my chutney brings all the boys to the yard(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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and my spice is better than yours(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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This just sounds...wrong.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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i suspect it brings the wrong kind of guys to ones yard(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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To your back yard, I'd imagine.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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and they're like, woah, chutney. (
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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We've got a city cider project running here. The idea is you donate your windfall/spare apples, and they return it in cider/apple juice. It's called Moss Cider, and is actually rather nice. Bit dry, but they're still in a learning curve.
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that sounds amazingI still have a shit load of apples and one of the trees hasn't even started dropping yet
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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fucking hell, have you accidentally moved to Hoxton?that's so hip I'm amazed it isn't riding a fixie wearing a scarf in summer.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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Exactly what is a fixie?no gears?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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Or breaks, the wheels are locked to the pedals so you just stop pedalling to break.or something.
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That sounds like a fucking shit idea.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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I think I'm starting to understand why everybody hates them so much.I thought it was mostly dressing like Dr Who and having a Dozer-style attitude to music.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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I borrowed my friend's flat in Canary Wharf for a week of the olympicsBoth her and her bloke are cyclists. He's got a fixie with a Burls titanium frame. I was both impressed and deeply, deeply disgusted.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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It's OK, the cunts only ever ride on the pavementso it doesn't matter. At least to them
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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specifically, no gears and no freewheel.In terms of progress it's the cycling equivalent of lighting a fire on your kitchen floor with a flint rather than turn on the cooker.
But, hey, apparently it's hip.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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I'd like to see them stop in a hurry(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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No brakes and no helmet, obv.cos it spoils the hair etc.
Darwinism should take care of it.
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Well the stuff is brewed in Moss Side, so it's apt.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moss_Cider_Project
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Since when do graphic designers live in Moss Side?Has it been gentrified?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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I like how they have tried to appeal to the local residents by adding an element of stealing into it.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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It's posher than wot it used to be yes,still a bit of a dive though.
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I'd rather not say, if it's all the same to you(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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more people on here should adopt this approach(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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I'm just a very private person(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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I'm afraid I do, yes(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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