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Thread 4Has anyone got any loo roll related news?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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I only have one loo roll left.So tomorrow I have to go into the attic and get some more down.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Send your lazy wife up to get them.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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She's going to Chester this weekendleaving my to wipe my arse on newspaper.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Poor wifing, right there.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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You terrible penis.Go throw yourself under a bus.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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It is difficult climbing the loft ladder with your kecks round your ankles(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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I don't keep all of it therewe have a loo roll holder which stores about 5 rolls. When they run out we get more out of the loft.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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A real man would use a belt sandercoated in cactus spines and chili powder
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The Andrex puppyAnd the Dulux dog both have the same agent.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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But which is the better lover?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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AndrexSoft, strong and very, very long
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Dulux delivers a matte, satin or gloss finish on demand.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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hahahaha!Think of the pubes though
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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For Unlawful Kennel Knowledge(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Naughty Jeff.The first rule of Kennel Club is....
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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I have a defective loo roll, I've had 3 poos since starting the roll and yet to find any perforations to indicate the end of one sheet and the beginning of the next. How am I supposed to properly ration loo roll without it? It's bedlam.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Compain.Write them a strongly worded letter, on the bog roll. Use your own shit as punctuation.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Is that how you got the mod job?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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Don't buy triple velvet with aloe vera.It's shit.
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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I don't, I buy the cheap stuff.I don't feel like I've achieved anything if I don't leave a layer of skin behind.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagCoUYvIXE
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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Given the subject matter in this subthreadthe chances of me clicking that link at work are infinitesimal
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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It's only a songand perfectly SFW
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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It is well known that vegetarians are untrustworthy.Like gypsies.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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I made a garage for sportscalf's cars using a tissue box and toilet roll tubesDoes this count?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him when he starts school.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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He is hard as nailsand also has a proper car garage
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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A proper garage to you is a shoe box and some bog rolls?Fucking Northerners. If you lot stopped nicking shit and got proper jobs, you'd be able to afford garages made out of bricks.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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I'm trying to help you turn your life around :((
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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I am worried the wife may have bought a house this afternoon(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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But it will only be an apple box or something.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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I posted this last night but it is very nicewww.charleschurch.com/tyne-and-wear_whitley-bay/glebe-rise-1254
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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You bastards with your reasonable property prices*shakes fist*
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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mwahahaha!!!Top floor master suite here we come!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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"Bought".I think you mean "stolen"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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You could ave bought my old flat off me and still had change for an Aston Martin of your own(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is trueNo, I'm rather excited by this house
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Well congratulations, i hope you and teh herd are very happy there :)(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Me tooIt usefully backs onto some playing fields for the dog to run round on too
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Toilet paper thread wins \o/Right, screw you lot. I'm going home.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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This threads gone to the dogs (bot)(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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After having little warning and going in a pub with no bog roll I had to wipe my arse with the reicepts in my wallet.This has upset my hoop and ends up with me grazing it every time I go for a shit.
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You eat grass whilst shitting?Are you another cow?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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Hahahahahahaha I think CQ has been giving flouncing lessonswww.metro.co.uk/news/908826-jeremy-clarkson-lays-into-british-as-twitter-trolls-mock-death-of-his-dog
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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We Invented spazzing out on teh interweb(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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I hope he joins it soon.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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He's saying he hopes Clarkson also dies soon.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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My housemate puts the loo roll on the WRONG way, and it distresses me. Tonight was a fiasco. I'm staying in and hiding from the world and never going out again. People suck.
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What happened?Did you bump into him, her or them both?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Three cigarettes in the ash tray(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Both. I was at the bar.and they walked in together. And he locked eyes with me and I was just absolutely gutted and angry at the same time. I had to leave.
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Probably for the best you did(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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Oh man, it's just like a scene from Neighbours!!!!!!!I didn't think people actually did this sort of thing in real life.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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I was about ready to slap him, burst into tears, and shout at them both.As it was, I held it together enough to wish them a very sarcastic goodnight, before walking out.
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you should discuss this with Madge Ramsey, she's pretty good at relationship advisewell apart from her numerous failed marriages
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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nah, madge can go fuck herself, she's a massive slag who will blow a prostitute and pay for the privilege.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
dob them in to flathead Fisher(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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You see, to you it was a sarcastic goodnight.But to them you went "Buurrrrrr..Hu..Hu..Hu...G..G..G..Good..N..N..Night..Hu..Hu...Hu"
You should have just walked past his ex, looked at her shoes, pointed and said "You've got something on your shoes" then when she looked down you slap her in the face and laugh as you walk away.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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Really you should have seduced him for a quicky in the toiletsand then walked out past his ex rubbed your fingers on your crotch and then flicked his still warm semen in her face, laughed and then left.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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That one must have been on Home and Away I fear(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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HahahahahaBest revenge ever
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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People saying this always makes me think of thishttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10829206
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chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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Don't open the which way round....the toilet paper should go again, that one should never be repeated
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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For all the good it does me I might as well wipe my arse with it!...Wipe my arse...Hello?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Ahoy hoy Hartley HareActually, I think there's another B3tan called HatHat. I asked him what his angle was...didn't answer.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Yeah, there he is. Cheeky sod.www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=50567
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Whoops did not know that old boyHope no offence was caused and all that
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Oh not at allHe stays out of my business, I stay out of his.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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It would be goodbye if you are wiping, non?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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Not the way I do it mate(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I'm not sure what that means(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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What a delightfully rich culture yours is(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Jeremy Clarkson words it betterwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1707415
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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PLEASE SOMEONE START A NEW THREAD(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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