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How old is too old? Plenty of hot women/handsome chaps in their forties these days, but is there a rule for how far one can go?alt: You know how i know you're gay? you like Coldplay.
altalt:ponytail, combover or buzz cut, how will you take going bald?
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altalt. That's cruel.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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Why, it'll happen to many of us at some point**not me though, strong hair genes in my family
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i sincerely hope never to go baldunless you mean other than the head, in which case waxing or permanent laser hair removal. certainly NOT a ponytail or a combover.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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How much would it cost to gte your legs lasered so no hair ever grew again and how would that compare to the cost of a lifetimes shaving/waxing?(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
it depends completely on how hairy your legs are in the first placenormally takes between 6-12 sessions. there is some cynicism in my mind as to whether the salons do it as thoroughly as they could - why charge for 6, when they could charge for 12?
i'd have thought about £1,500 for legs, let's say. salon near me does a deal, £3,000 for any body parts you like, over 3 years.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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There's no such thing as too old is there? I don't personally find many women in their 40s attractive, but I probably will when I'm in my 40s
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I agree, and I think I would enjoy her company.Not saying there aren't attractive 40 year olds. Just that I don't find the same proportion of women in their 20s and and women in their 40s year attractive.
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haha, by this you mean that she's a self centred slut !!you are very comedy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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his house is really a joke factory(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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We had a 1 on 1 bash, it was AWESOMEwe made balloon animals and called each other cunts and got totally pissed on real ale
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AND then your mum came to pick you up and take you home(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Your mum is fine, your gran is too far.Alt: You can call me gay all you like, but don't you dare accuse me of liking Coldplay.
Altalt: I think I may have dodged that bullet. I will turn 36 on Thursday and still have a full head of hair.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Are you planning on DYAAKY on thursday, as otherwsie you have a few years left yetgran's been dead for 30 years so probably is a little too old
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It is getting less and less likelyMost men who go bald are well aware of it by their twenties, often earlier (see scarpe's post below).
I am still showing no signs of losing any.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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yeah, but when you are 80actually do vegetarians even live that long?
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We live long and smug lives.Just ask Linda McCartney.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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I'm thinning out but it's an all over thing.No male pattern baldness as yet.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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I'm 32, I would only realistically go up to 35 currently and maybe not even that far depending on wastage.I am very shallow.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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and you've been single how long, again?(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Single as in not in a relationshipor single as in not getting any action?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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anything that justifies shallowness, old buddy old pal(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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I believe the term is"enjoying being single".
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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I've been 13 years older than me. A t the time that seemed fine. But at the age I am now, that makes her 51, which doesn't seems quite right.Alt: Shaved head. Luckily I have the right shaped head for it to look OK. Which is handy, as I've had to shave it since I was about 26. And probably should have started doing it about three years before that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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ok, the typo in the first sentence made the bit in bold v hard to understand at first!trannie lols
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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At the tender age of 39 my hair is starting to thin a little. I have it buzzed to a grade 3 every 3 weeks. When the rest goes I will go down to a grade 2 or possibly 1.I do not like Coldplay's music, but I have met Chris Martin a couple of dozen times over the last few years as we're both involved with a particular charity. He's a good bloke for a vegetarian.
In other news I have accidentally drilled in to my left thumbnail. It fucking hurts, to the point where I have been feeling sick and lightheaded. I need to go back to work to recover.
EDIT: I have edited this post to highlight my injury as I appear to not be getting any sympathy from you bastards.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Uh oh, somebody'd better call the waaaahmbulance(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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It is extremely painful. To the point that I feel sick.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Have a giant brown moth to say thanks for your sympathy
You cunt.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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That doesn't seem fair :((
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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If that thing came at meI would kill others to get out of its way. It's the size of that guy's HAND
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Don't panic - that's Battered's hand.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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Check out this bad boy
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Ugh. They're furry. Not cute furry like a catbut WRONG FURRY
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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imagine how that would feelcrawling on the back of your leg or neck, all tickly and furry
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Imagine it flying towards your face...(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1708649
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Pfft whatever Susan"Oh no, I've chipped a nail!"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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this made me laughwhich is harsh because had you posted a [ ], i would have screamed and screamed.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshdelete delete delete
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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For some reason I think it may be this image that she doesn't like
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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fuuuuuckget rid get rid get rid
that thing is more effective than 2.0 for making things disappear
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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HahahahahahahahahahahaYou big wimp. It's fucking cartoon!
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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At least I'm scared of real stuff.Jesus.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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it's fucking heinousand clearly at the vinegar strokes
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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The problem is your thumb is swelling and trying to pull your thumb nail off.Stick it in ice and take some asprin or ibuprofen to reduce the swelling.
Have you got blood trapped under the nail? If so might be worth going to a walk in center where they'll drill a small hole in your thumb to let it out. I've had it happen twice, very very painful.
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The nail has split & blood is leaking out of underneath it. Good idea about the asprin. (
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Ahh not exactly the same as mine. Mine was hit with a hammer and trapped in bike frame.So the blood couldn't get out. Still it's the swelling pulling against the nail that's causing that horrible pain so get the swelling down and you'll be ok.
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Alternativley if you're a bit bear grylls, you can stick a paper clip into a cork.Heat it on the hob until it's red hot and burn a hole through you nail to release the pressure.
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He's already drilled into his nailhaving someone else do it as well seems like an unlikely cure.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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they could drill him a nice smiley face into it, to cheer him up everytime he looks at it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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theres something not quite rightdoing someone who could be your mums age...(or older)
Freud would have a hayday
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on how old your mum is, you meantia sharpe's delightful family are a shining example of this
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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I dont knowdoing a lady - the same age as your mum would defo remind you of your mum... tone of voice, feel of skin...
....smell of piss..
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I don't really know how I'm goign to cope if I get actual baldnessI look best with a decent spread of hair, on account of having a stupid pumpkin head. I'd look like a fucking idiot bald.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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YepMarried life sure puts an end to that, eh Battered?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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It took a couple of months after the baby was born before my wanking reduced due to 'normal service being resumed'.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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It's not rape if you're married right?(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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you have an orange yanked out of your nostrilthen see how much you feel like sticking your little finger up it
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Dunno why having been pregnant means she can't give you a blowie every once in a while, even if Junior did explode her biff.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Or present her brown eye to me.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I know, right? Least she could do.Bloody women.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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THey're sort of the same thing straight after birth aren't they?Split down the middle so you can't be expected to tell the difference.
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Seriously NakersIt's an affliction. It's not polite to make fun of the afflicted.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Whilst I've got hair I do alright.I am afraid that I might be a modern day Samson :(
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I quite like older women.If she's attractive, she's attractive. I'm definitely not ageist.
And this is a very apt line of questioning- I gave myself a buzzcut on Saturday.
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So are you going to replace Hercules with another hamster that looks the same so that you don't notice the difference?(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
got a rescue hamster on Sunday.She'll never replace him, but she has a proper home now.
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they have rescue centres for hamsters?what do they call them, restaurants for snakes?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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No, silly, he means like a St Bernard is a rescue dog.It has a tiny thimble of brandy hanging fromn it's neck and everything. Rescue hamsters are a much under appreciated tool in post earthquake aid, you know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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they are nocturnaland have no means of defending themselves. no wonder the silly sods are extinct in the wild.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:57,
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As are moths apparently.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Hamsters certainly are craptacular, yes.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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it's rare I'm on Dozer's sidebut rodents are great pets and just don't live long enough
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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Battered has one for when he goes skiing(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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I like this very very much(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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I can't believe no-one has pushed this point furtheryou can get rescue hamsters? seriously? what the actual fuck?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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I'm pretty sure that the whole dying/dead hamster thing is all INTERNET LIES(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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rspcaPlus pet shops offer adoption for older ones they can't sell.
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I'm just genuinely impressed people re-home hamsters.the pet shop thing makes sense though, absolutely.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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there's a rodent rescue round here somewhereI've not been there, because I'm a big wuss and I will adopt them all without considering the consequences
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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The consequesnces would be TASTY.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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holy fuck there's hundreds of themhomesweethomehamsterrescue.co.uk/
haha it would be called home sweet home...
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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*resists temptation to post a picture of a dead hamster*(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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Yes. Called Special Patrol Group.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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:( for Hercules:) for rescue hamster - how is she taking to you?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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awwwthere's a possibility I might be adopting a guinea pig soon - a friend of someone at work who has one who needs some looking after
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Nice deep fried apparently
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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Battered, one might sayChips look shite though
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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The tomato sauceWill have been cleverly hidden in the cheeks of the hamster, like a povvo chicken kiev.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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Isn't all Chicken Kiev povvo Chicken Kiev?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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People always say this about guinea pigsnever about dogs and cats. Perhaps I should remind them about Korean Dog restaurants everytime they talk about them
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Loads of animals are perfectly edibleit's all about cultural choices.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Giraffe's quite tasty.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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I like fray bentos but I've never seen a live one(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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is this prison slang?(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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*coughs water all over the place laughing*(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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HEY! Look everyone!I'm back! (at least until I fall asleep). You must have missed me
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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I wish I'd missed my thumb with that fucking drill. It's throbbing like the groin of a catholic priest during choir practice. (
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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oopsthat was silly, how did you manage that?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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I slipped whilst securing the roof on to my new shed. Trufax.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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You are going to get stepped again if you keep going on about this external building of yours.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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Only if I post about it on QOTWOT is ok apparently.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Are you suggesting that the offtopic mod is a lazy, soft-touch, who rarely attends her post?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Not at all. The OT mod is delightful.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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The mods herehave super powers of irony
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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Ain't no party like a Cavy Custard Apple Ring party(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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damn right(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Who did you see? And were they good?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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I will do a list once I've had sleep - We left site at about 2:30 this morning, got home 3:45 and I've been at work all day.
The most fun bits were the bands in Chai Wallas (lots of world music-y bluesy kind of things, including a band who I was sat with round the campfire Saturday - btw this is not a very good Monty-esque story, don't get excited)
Oh, and one fun bit was Robin Ince reading sections of 'Crabs on the Rampage) while Pictish Trail did some improv music over the top. It was perfect
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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World music is my favourite kindof musicI really like Paul Simon the best
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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I find it an odd termIsn't all music 'world music'?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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yeah, but I'm too tired to come up with proper descriptionsthere were lots with musicians from all over the place. Lots of drums and strange instruments and fun dancing and dreads
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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i wring both hands(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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you must weep over your festival carbon footprintif you send me fifty quid I'll offset it at my special Ugandan plantation of tress from magic beans
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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excellentI've also been working on shrinking my feet to reduce my footprint. It uses whale spleens and panda breath
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Binding your feet is quite good for reducing your footprint, I've heard.Those Chinese invented everything way early, you know.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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rightI've got a vice in the shed (shed as vice seems popular round here already) I'll just get a bunch of bandages, should be a doddle
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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No, I'm not answering those questions, I'm sorry(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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How are we ever to get inside the real Two Hats?You're such an enigma.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in hats(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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Ah, Return to InnocenceThat takes me back *shudder*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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I don't know it.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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oh yes you domediocre piping shit that was out in about 1990
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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Are they the ones that did that Gregorian chanting one?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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not surethen there was "the beloved" with that freaky video where they were all naked.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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The Sun Rising.One of my roommates had that album. She used to play it all the time.
That song was quite nice, actually.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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I hate this subthread.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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and yet I heard the subthread loves you(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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I didn't like this shit the first time aroundand I was only bloody thirteen or so.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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I refuse to answer this question on the grounds of ridicule.Alt: I am not, and I certainly don't. Except Viva La Vida. For some reason I really love that song.
Altalt: wig. Funky purple one with curls. I'll look like Grotbags goth cousin.
^Also, Tangles is now on my LIST.^
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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oh I would totally go for a wigthink of the fun you could have changing your hair everyday without that bothersome business with hairdressers
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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I'm going to the hairdressers this week.TRUFAX.
I figure it's about time I had a total hairstyle change. I am very excited about this.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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it's kind of pink and spiky nowi think she should keep the spikes but go purple on one side
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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really?! fair enoughdoesn't sound like it's very long which would be restrictive
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About five shades of blonde (for some reason it won't make up its mind)quite long, very fine, and kind of curly but not curly enough to look good.
It's going to get shorter, and hopefully have some kind of shape to it so it looks passable in company.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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fiftty shades of blondelollity lol
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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I've told my mum to put that book down immediatelyand pick up some Anais Nin. That's some better-written filth, right there.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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I hate going to hairdresserswhat's it going to be?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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Oh man, I'd rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser.It's the sitting there, making small talk, while staring at your stupid fat face in a massive mirror that I really hate.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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You have to take your glasses off to get your hair cutwhich renders me pretty much blind, as far as reading goes.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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This is why I don't understand why girls with alopecia get so upset(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Oh I totally would be upsethair is inexplicably part of one's identity. I need mine to hide behind and/or flick around while dancing
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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Probably the losing their eyebrows and eyelashes, etc.And teh whole stress and trauma that comes with alopecia in the first place.
The people in my family (well, the side I take after) have notoriously thinning hair, which also goes white very young.
Not a great look for women.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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i refuse to believe thiswe take this SERIOUSLY here
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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My thumb still fucking hurts.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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are we going to get updates on thisevery 10 minutes?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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great(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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You're welcome.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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It's a pity you didn't drill through your typing finger.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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If you had done I wouldn't have to listen to your moaning.Go and get somebody to put a plaster on it and give you a lolly for being brave already.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Fucks sake.I've escaped here to get AWAY from moaning old biddies.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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Yep. I am now trying a bag of frozen peas.(
Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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It will come off eventuallyand there will be a tiny little new nail underneath
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What a bunch of jobsworths, out the door at 5pm sharp rather than wasting time on hre, unbelievable(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm here til 6I just don't want to talk to you.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:47,
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It still hurts. Despite Ibruprofen, ice and a bag of frozen peas. So now I am trying Amstel to see if that does the trick. Just thought you'd all like to know. You're welcome.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:01,
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The finger?Soz I missed that earlier, whats the damage?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:02,
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