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I'd been living in London for a couple of weeksbefore the growing realisation that I'd never seen a goods train on the Underground made me realise that the announcer wasn't informing me that there was a goods service operating on all lines.
Last thing you misheard? Last misconception that lasted rather longer than it should have?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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What's that? You'd never seen a good sprain on the underground?(
broadsword, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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Nobut I have seen breasts.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Appearances can be deceptive.(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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This is going really well isn't it?(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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you should post more pictures of your shed, do you have any internal shots?(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Not that are suitable for work(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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I'm too busy fighting off women with a shitty stick to post in this threadsoz
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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I once saw this train that was really low down, like, the roof of it was only a few feet higher than the platform.And it had a caridge that looked like a lab or a kitchen or something; stainless steal tables and stuff.
I couldn't get my phone out in time.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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it's for the dwarves that maintain the underground tunnels(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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Cool thread bro.Keep up the good work.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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OT's a fucking riot today.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I heard someone say that they were going to sell the NHS to the poor countries to make money But that must have been a joke.
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I heard someone say that they were going to use the expertise of the NHS in specific areas to open hospitals in other countriesThis would drive revenue for the NHS and provide world class health care to the countries involved.
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For a profit.Which is against the entire ethos of the NHS, you're expecting the DfH to run 2 parallel organisations with totally different ideals. Recipe for disaster.
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Surely the ethos of the NHS is to provide the best possible health care "free of charge" to british citizensif more money can be put into the system to support it then why not?
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God knows, yesterday you didn't want to give more housing to poeple and today you want to cut NHS fundingI dunno Chompy, you're turning into a bit of a cunt
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I was all for the plans yesterday.I want the NHS to do what it's good at not changing every 6 months for the sake of headlines.
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at least the NHS have stopped selling off all their sports fields (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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They were talking about that on the radio last night.Something about they done one in Dubai that made half a million for the NHS.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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A small GPs office that can help out how many people over those 6 months?Even if it only made like 50k, it's still a year's wages that didn't exist before.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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blimey it's deathly dead on here todaymaybe we should have a moob-off or something?
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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M oobsneeds M en
not birds!
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32,
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You're welcome, by the way.No really, it's fine. It's only my living.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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you make a living with your moobs?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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Are you on your period or something today?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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IF YOU DONT KNOW WHATS WRONGI'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32,
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i think he might be pregnant(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:34,
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I enjoyed him in Con Backhair(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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No, not there.A little to the right... down a bit...
Oh, for fuck's sake, I'll do it myself.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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He's probably got the map upside down.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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you just need to keep going until you find a stream then find the path worn by previous travellers(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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Wait, did I just have cybersex with b3th?Can I see the pictures too?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:47,
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Woop!I've just managed to remove all of the shit bits from my job and keep all the good bits without losing any pay at all.
I am rather pleased about this and have celebrated in true northern style with a stottie full of chicken and gravy
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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I think everyone's left, Sporters(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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Says you with that name?I'm not dead.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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Fighting with silly customers at the moment"If I copy the live system to the demo system, will I still have the data in the demo system?"
"Errrr, no"
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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I hope you have a really spotty face for your next wedding(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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This is great but I'm not sure why(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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I fucking hate these dickheads.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Seriously I support an entire company full of Naked Apes and rachelswipes.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:47,
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Factually accuratebut currently irrelevant.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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What the fuck's a cumble?Prick.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Apple and Blackberry obviouslyblackcurrants are sueful only in the making of Ribena
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dob him in to flathead fisher(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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Afternoon Has there been a mass B3tan culling again
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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That was almost me on sunday morning Apart from it was rowing
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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Like an Ostrich sized bluetit(
hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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It's ignore 3.0if someone ignores you, you can't see their posts or the posts of anyone else who saw the orignial posts because they could also be upset
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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Ignore 4.0 should be if you ignore someone they automatically get a weeks banning.(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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