What's your earliest childhood memory?
Alt: Got any good book recommendations?
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I remember being on Holiday in Workington as a child, not being able to sleep, and going to my brother's room, as he was still awake
We sat up and watched London's Burning, that's probably the earliest clear one for me.

Alt: None you'd want to read, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Falling off a climbing frame while pretending I was Batman. I was 32, but I lost all memory of everything that ever happened before that.
I just reread 'Wired' about John Belushi. I'd forgotten what a fantastic book it is. On a similar note (and by similar I mean 'almost exactly the same') I heartily recommend 'The Chris Farley Show' even if you don't like his comedy or movies, which I don't particluarly, it's a brilliant, funny, sad read.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)

genuine lols at earliest memory

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Were you drunk when you fell?

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Psst. It's not really true.
Well, it is true, but I was about 4 when it happened. I presume I wasn't drunk, although refuse to guarantee it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

My earliest memory was planting apple seeds in the back garden
I think I was 2 years old.

Alt:
I'm currently reading "Dunkirk - Fight to the last man" by Hugh Sebag-Montefiore, which is an excellent factual account of the evacuation and reasons for it. I'm frankly astounded by his name too
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I stepped on a wasps nest when I was 3.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Are wasps not like training insects for you upside-downers?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Nope. They were nasty european wasps.
I had over 40 stings and got taken to A&E by my mum.
(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Ouch
I've been stung by a wasp once. It was dead on the carpet and I put my hand down without seeing it. WASP FAIL
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

The first time I was stung, the bastard was in my pocket
I reached in to get my phone out, and it stung my on my fucking knuckle, the little bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Fucking ninja wasp cunts

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

did the buzzing make you think you'd received a text?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)

From Ow 2

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Nope, didn't feel anything, just reached in.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I have no memory of my life before I was 10
Alt: Print is dead
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I can't remember anything before about 5.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

scarpe couldn't remember anything after 5

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I bet you're creepy uncle Frank is relieved by this.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Off the hook

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

SQUAWK Frank?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i miss bollocks parrot.
Was it you? I always thought it was you.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Nope
He gazzed me once
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i wish someone would gaz me.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I would, but I'd end up gazzing TH
All you /talkers look alike to me
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

My first childhood memory that I can date
is kissing Emma Kingshott when I was five. There are others that I think are earlier but they're all pretty vague.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

She's in this article
lol

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1044416/Brides-strip-GMTV-fight-chance-win-luxury-wedding.html
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

has she had a stroke?
she looks like she's had a stroke at some point in her life
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I bet she's had a few
*makes wanking gesture*
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

i fought she wur wel clasi :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Its the way she's cheapened the "big day" by getting a wedding dress painted on her gunt

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Turns out my taste in women wasn't great
when I was five.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

paedononce

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I have no idea
She moved away when she was six or seven.

The first time my heart broke, Rory :(
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

There, there kroney
she's obviously an attention seeking pikey now so you can cast your regrets aside. 'The happy couple will be treated as celebrities as they are photographed as part of a magazine deal for OK!' and the happy day being filmed throughout says it all.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Looks like she won't be "coming back"

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Earliest memories are a little vague.
I remember feeling warm and safe and it being quite dark. I had everything I could ever need and was certainly content. I don't really have any visual memories, but I can recall the sounds - a wash of white noise, with muffled voices somewhere and the constant lulling of a gentle thud-thud.
Then one day it all changed. I felt as though my whole world was being turned upside down. My body was twisted and wrenched into an awkward position. I felt as though I was being pushed away from my safe place. The pressure, at first on my head, then my neck and body was immense and suddenly there was bright light everywhere and loud voices.
I took a gulp of air and screamed as loudly as I could.
It has all been downhill since then.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

+when mrs tangled pulled the duvet off you this morning?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Haha
Yes, although it was the eldest little tangle.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

You filthy nonce.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Haha

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Alt: The book I have recently finished was pretty good.
So Many Ways To Begin, by Jon McGregor.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I had a little red cart, and i used to go around the garden putting rocks in it.
I don't know how old I was, but I seem to recall at least 3 occasions of a young me doing this important rock moving task.
I still have the cart in my loft.

Dunno what you like to read, but I've been reading China Mieville, "Perdido Street Station" was incredibly good, "un lun dun" felt like it wasn't as good as the ideas it was playing with. Gaiman did the alternative London thing a lot better with "Neverwhere".
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Neverwhere
is excellent.Have you tried Roofworld?
(Pauperdoris give me a feckin' job, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Looking at a Ladybird book
and being really cross because I couldn't move the doll in the picture. I think I was one or two.
Alt: I very much doubt you'd be interested in my book tastes.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

50 Shades of Tartan?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

How terribly racist.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I fit in so well here

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Who on earth told you that?

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*sobs*
Nobody
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

round my mum's the other night she goes on about how she read that 50 shades on her holiday
and asks my gf if she's read it, and my gf goes "no, I don't need to (wink)"

I despair of her, i really do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

'The Bunty Compendium'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with the Bunty.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

so you've always been "special"?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

alt: since when did that stop anyone from giving an opinion on anything, ever?

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

My earliest memory was going to the beach with my family
My dad was walking briskly on ahead and suddenly disappeared. He'd fallen in a bloody big hole. We all laughed our tits off. Except my dad obviously.

Alt: Christopher Brookmyre. Crime/comedy type stuff. Start with 'Quite Ugly One Morning' and work your way forward.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

it's actually hard to know what's a memory and what i've seen on old family videos
but basically family stuff like getting caught stealing father christmas' mince pie, having sneaked back downstairs (man i HATE mince pies, what was my 2 year old self thinking?)

alt: loads. i read nonstop, it's an obsession. what kind of stuff do you like? unusually for me i've been reading a lot of psychological thrillers recently, quite enjoying that for a change.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I'm reading The Bone Collector at the moment
Also Bear Gryll's autobiography that I was bought
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

not read the bone collector
any good?
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Seems to be, yes
Bit different from the film
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Oooh, I also remember watching Star Wars for the first time
at my uncle's place. We lit indoor fireworks. The fireworks date me, rather.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

your face dates you
then again, at least something is dating you
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

i liked this til you added the bottom bit
can i have my like back please?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

are you happy now, you demanding beast?

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

i'm always happy when YOUR hear!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

You're being pretty mean to me recently.
Are you lashing out because PD and Chompy are both ignoring you and you've got nobody to needle anymore?
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

PD loves me, he'd never ignore me
chumpy was born a cunt, behaves like a cunt, looks like a cunt, and will die a cunt, regardless of whether he can face up to being reminded that he is a cunt or not.

but neither of them are relevant to our relationship, darling.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

he's also got no sense of humour swipe, don't forget that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

which one of the 3 are you referring to?!

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

needleneedleneedle

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

no no no
that's not how you do it. you cry and whinge about it and then like a monstrous hypocrite stalk me online to find my work, and then you 2.0 me. waaaaaaaah.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

kroney's alright

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

he's the best one i've met in person
mind you, that's like saying you'd rather shag mussolini than hitler
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i like mussolini cos he sounds like food

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

like a pasta dish with mussels, surprisingly enough

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

yeah like that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

High fucking praise right here.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

lol

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

earliest memory is prob being told that it's good manners to leave some tea in the bottom of one's cup.
Bookwise, I recommend End Zone by Don DeLillo and Lilac & Flag by John Berger.

They might be a bit highbrow for you though.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I didn't like Lilac and Flag.
Did you happen to read that as part of one of your uni courses? I did. I forget the lecturer, though.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

yes.
I love Berger's work. So tender.

It was Towards 2000: The 1990s. Lecturer was Jeff Wallace. He gave me an A3 for my dissertation.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Jeff Wallace, that's the bloke.
I did my dissertation in my first year. Yay Creative Writing. Biggest skive ever.

I've still got the book. I'll re-read it, but I seem to remember thinking it was sentimental girly shite.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Jeff's a top bloke.
My dissertation was the best he marked in that year.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Look who you're talking to.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

*cries*

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

probably going on holiday at about 3am
alt no
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

weirdly enough
your sig is one of my earliest memories. i LOVED floella when it was her day on playskool. growing up in a tiny village in yorkshire, i'd never seen anyone black before. i thought she was the most beautiful woman i'd ever seen.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

She is fugly and creepy

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i know that now
although if i were a licker, i'd probably go for black girls, as i always think girls like naomi campbell, tyra banks, beyonce, leona lewis are the most stunning

apart from kate moss, naturally. bitch.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

If you were a *licker*?
The North just keeps popping up, doesn't it? No matter how much we try to civilise you knuckle draggers, it never entirely leaves you.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

and that 15 all
Swipe to serve
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i think
we'd need some new balls first
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Mine have entirely deflated.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

marathon session of Captain Janeway's best bits last night

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Janeway's way too manly, I'm more of a Dax man.



...


OH NO I FELL INTO YOUR CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED TRAP
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I don't know what Dax is I'm afraid
I assume it's some sort of multibreasted alien
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

As opposed to all those single-breasted humans?

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Errr, pretty sure kate is white
also black girls fannies look funny
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

They look like the Eye of Sauron

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i've never seen one
but i had a friend who said that they have a stronger smell. not in a bad way, just stronger.

and then he said "it's like hot beef" and i was nearly sick.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

pink chocolate

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

why did i have to click "i like this" by mistake? why?

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

You'll never eat a strawberry cream Qulaity Street again

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Freudian click

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

turkish delight as joe calls it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

as in brown on the outside, pink in the middle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

just in case you didn't get it or you were thinking of the real turkish delight that doesn't have chocolate on it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I really fancy that Denise Fox off EastEnders.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Eastenders is a beastly program

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

yes it is.
I only see it occasionally.

But she is gorgeous.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)

And Gabrielle Union, oof.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

i'll never get used to gabrielle being a girls name :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

It's always been a girls' name.
You're thinking of Gabriel.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

in italy gabrielle is a boys name, gabriella is the female

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Italians are well known for being dead masculine
that's certainly true.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

we almost had your ass in WW2 >:(
ok, germany did, but we could have reaped the rewards
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I remember being in a pram in trent park when it was raining and I had the clear plastic lid of the pram over my head and I loved hearing the pitta-patta of the rain falling on it, I felt so cozy.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

you were grown in a plastic bubble

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

plastic bubble petri dish.
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

petri dish colostomy bag
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Growning sunflowers, mine was bigger than my sisters
so I ran upstairs to get a tape measure to prove it, and then fell down two flights of stairs while running back, I was less than 3.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Alt: Moriarty And The Hound Of The D'urbervilles by Kim Newman
It's VERY good.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

My memory is shocking
I also find it hard to distinguish between real memories and false memories based around photos or videos I've seen.

The real memories tend to be more vague, although I do remember my dad coming home one day from work and I was in a cushion fort I'd built and he had bought us a tape of disney songs.
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I get the same thing with memories of my Mum, I struggle to remember which are mine, and which ones I've simply been told about.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

It's a well documented phenomenon, mild irritant for me, but probably quite sad for you unfortunately

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

It can be, it just gets quite odd when I think about the most prominent memories of my Mum, and I know that the first that comes to mind isn't even my memory.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Human memory is incredibly unreliable
You can swear blind you remember something when it'll have been something that somebody told you once and your imagination fills in the blanks.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

The Japanese have an expression for this.
"They lie like an eye whiteness"
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

i just read the new sophie hannah book
where she had clearly done a lot of research on hypnotherapy, and there is a whole chapter about memories and what the brain does to turn them into stories. it was v interesting. great book.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Wooo science
ON MARS
www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/22/mars-rover-nasa-curiosity-test-drive
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

did you see the HD video of the landing?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I have, it's awesome.
They've named the area Bradbury Landing after Ray Bradbury
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

They should have named it Bradley after Bradley Walsh

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Classic mistake.
They ought to have taken it for a test drive before they flew it to another planet. Stupid scientists. No common sense at all.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I've done a new thread.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

haha
dog-shaming.com/
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

How can your miss-spell "off" as "of"?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Freudian mongs

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

This is brilliant!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

very funny. I saw this on facebook today.

(Poppet Now in new, Lean Mean Fighting Machine form!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

My brother falling out of the upstairs window
me heading downstairs to see if he was alright, meeting Dad heading upstairs, informing him that brother had fallen off the windowsill. He goes into the room, comes out and asks "Where is he?"

"Outside" I reply.

I remember Mum being frozen to the spot and screeching, and Dad rushing outside. Also brother having a towel applied to his face all bloody.

He landed on paving slabs and all he needed was 4 stitches above his lip. Hard head.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)