Music video request
Hello, I'm working on putting together a music video night for unsigned / small artists and I need videos! Also any short films that people would like to be shown. This will be a night in Tunbridge Wells, with programmes made up and handed out etc, so hopefully will get a bit of interest for you and drive up your youtube views :) Gaz me if you're interested / have any questions.
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Looking to use peoples' talent for free, are you?
I expect you'll be inundated.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Just like Seb Coe and his croneys eh?
EH?
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

why do you hate your country?

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

It's a fair point
I'm planning on doing the night with free entry, maybe a donation thingy so I can cover the printing of the programmes and stuff. In all honesty I'd like to put some videos together for my own stuff and show them live, and I thought if I showed other bands / peoples stuff I could make a night of it.
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)

You'll get a bunch of abuse here, but I'll gaz you some of my friends bands videos

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

When I get home, I'm not youtubing at work.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Thanks!
I'm still the new boy here so I'm not sure how things work, but it is b3ta so I'll take my abuse!
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

On a serious note
do you really think this is an appropriate forum to be putting out this kind of request?
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

More appropriate than Mumsnet, or 4Chan

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Or moneysavingsexpert

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Or a car forum, or a nonce forum, or a knitting forum

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Or a retro computer games forum, or a anorexia forum

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Or conservative home, or whatever that racist as fuck forum was... chimpsout I think,
god just thinking of that website has made me angry.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)

really? there was a forum called "chimpsout" ?
mind. boggled.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah, there was a guy who was IRL threatening Enzyme for questioning his racism.
Turns out he posted on it.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Aaaaah, Mabazritchie. This board needs more people like him.
Instead we are lumbered with senile old bellends like Monty who hide their racist views behind the irony card.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)

His sig on that forum was "thank god for sickle cell"

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Because it offers malaria resistance?

( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

it's ok he used a lot of smilies so I'm not how credible his threats of finding enzyme and crippling him for life really were

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)

He sent him an e-mail to his work address.
Enzyme actually reported it to the police just to be on the safe side.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Ah, classy.
I made the slight mistake of accidentally riling some EDL mouthbreathers through facebook, I was quietly concerned for a couple of months.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Them EDL types are proper thick.
I like how they have a "casuals division" which just wants to get pissed and fight, and their leader is a girl who describes herself as a "peaceful hooligan".
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

he's got the smily defence, the finest criminal barristers have spent years trying to break that down without success

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)

It's even better than citing the Legless gambit, or the Ken Oath manuever.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Or the wookie defence.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I thought it was worth a try, as there are all sorts of musician and film makery types on here.
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Is this video night going to be held in your front room?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

hahaha!
I've got two places penciled in to do it, I thought I'd get a nights worth of stuff together first though :)
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I can probably knock up a video of a 5-minute lord's prayerwank
that's about the best I suspect you'll get, talent-wise.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM!
Ah....done.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I never get the point of hour long porno.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I guess you can pause it each time you're done
Then you start from a new point each time.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Who wants to see the plumber turning up again though?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

That's what I'm saying
If you stop it when you issue, then next time restart from where you left off, you won't have to see the plumber arriving again until you start the next rotation.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

IM NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK YOU LAZY CUNT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Start a new thread, Rory
There's a good chap
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Guy I went to school with is involved in this
www.badfeelingfilm.com/

No idea if that counts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Someone I went to college with was an extra in the Stallone Judge Dredd movie
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I AM THE EXTRA
/film
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Ta, yes I'll give them a shout, I'm still sketching the idea for the night at the mo, but a kind of regular independent film fest thing could be worked into it.
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

What sort of royalties can I expect?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I normally get £250 for one of my videos.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

pssst. I don't think it wants one of THOSE videos.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I was just gonna send him a trailer for X-Men 2 and claim I made it with some mates.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Ha!
It's a good point again though, I'll probably need to sort out some release contract to show the films / videos. I've not done this before, can you tell?
( quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)